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Hello, welcome to ATI. This is issue 158. But of course,
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who's counting? We begin with Prime Anarchist's weekly
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column, then we have letters to the editor, then our
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phemus #'s run, then assorted other wild raucus caucus
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stuff. Happy particles of him peach mint.
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-PA-
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CLINTON WAGS DOG
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pRiME aNArChISTs CoLUmN.
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THURSday 1pm EDT.
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Strong statement to every member of the MEDIA:
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You suck.
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How many dead? Wounded?! How many homeless.
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The war has been raging for scores of hours now and
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nobody knows or cares. You have each broken the
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fundamental principles of your field!!!
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Have you no shame?
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You are all fired.
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The war will not be televised. If you cannot be troubled
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with wrestling over the death-count; struggling over the
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difficult details that must be minded at all costs, if the
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sublime beauty of the war, the night sky over baghdad,
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stuff like that is more important to you than the facts,
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then go home.
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You suck.
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Go home.
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part 2. (final part) Bob Livingston,
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What's with this "6 months" doo doo?
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You're resigning? Go home today and shut up.
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Leave your office - go home. Pack up your stuff.
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Take your Columbia State University diplomas
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off my walls and go home.
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Do not pass go, do not collect 6 months pay.
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Go directly to home.
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You whining little maggot.
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You want my opinion, let's bring every Senator
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and Congressperson in under oath and play 20
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questions. If any of them DON'T LIE, why, we'll
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work with all 5 (five) of them.
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Clear the bench.
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Bob Livingston, Shut up.
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