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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETINGS,
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AND WELCOME TO ATI. Apropriated Technology, Int.
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I'm your tourguide, Prime Anarchist.
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Your butt can be used as a flotation device.
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This IS your hackerzine of hope.
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Here's my column. And then you get the usual #'s
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run, letters to the ediface, and weird news. Oh, and
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of course the poetry dotting us all around and in
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the end.
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=COLUMN=
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MUST I SAY THIS AGAIN: A Mini-column by Prime Anarchist
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Job: Television Broadcast Assistant.
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Camera operator needed for our morning and noon shows.
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Job duties include, but not limited to studio camera
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operation, teleprompter and floor directing. Knowlege
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of television operations a plus but not required. This
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is a part-time entry level position averaging 32 hours/
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week.
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Send resume to:
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Resume?
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Resume?!? Resume!!!
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Be glad if I use my own pen, because I'm going to be using
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YOUR PAPER. Settle for an application, thug. If I bring a
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resume I'm coming after your job or that of YOUR boss.
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'Tis The Season. For retailers all over the US and especially
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the Northeast and the left coast to be of one mindset.
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One philosophy.
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One accord.
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"If I don't average $1000 per hour gross, the next couple
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weeks straight, I can't somehow justify my $6 per hour salary
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plus little or no benefits.
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Let the treadmill roll on.
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Here's to its oneday somehow falling off track.
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OPEN LETTER TO BOB GUCCIONE, JR.
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Does a frisbee *really* hold 3 pints?!?
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ATI a two-step away from freedom
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When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty --
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Nothing *$%&ing happens!!! It just taste
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pretty good. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Happy Chronika.
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For people who aren't Christian OR Jewish or rooted in any
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other particular spirituality, but they still feel the need
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to "keep time," we here mark some thyme for you: all new
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CHRONIKA - that new festivus for the rest of yous...
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