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FLASHIMOTO!
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Prime Anarchist Returns Below Ground.
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Anarchist had so much trouble with tails, spooks, geeks, pheds, phish-
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heads, war mongers, and assorted other Dennis Rodman look-alikes he has
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made the editorial decision to un-surface.
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So Marc Frucht was NOT the Prime Anarchist; forget you'd ever heard that.
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Nor was Marc Weisenheimer, Marco Capelli, Norris Admonton or even Fry Guy.
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With Anarchist will go the infamous Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album.
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"You couldn't get it for the last two years anyhow," Said Anarchist. He
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went on to neither confirm nor deny the reputed second printing of the
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album in the future. "If another printing happens," said Anarchist, "It
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won't come out of MY house."
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Will ATI continue on into the 80's, 90's and "zero's," you might be
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wondering. Well, Anarchist put on his best Buddhist accent for this
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response. "But of course!" he hoarsely said waving his right hand from
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his hip out toward his right ear. "Only the new publisher will be Cerberus."
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He said he will still put out a weekly column from within Cerberus' all new
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3-headed ATI.
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"I'm the voice of the community around here," said old 6-eyes. "Prime
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thinks he's a moderate, but he's kind of out there. We'll let him columnize
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a bit. Rant, if you will, but the rest of the 11 or 12K I'll be editing."
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Cerberus added that Anarchist will stay on as contributing editor of the
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PAP run, and along with his columnizing will also run the all new Current
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"ebb and flow" Affairs desk.
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SPY MAKES ME COVER MY MOUTH WHEN I LAUGH.
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Not to be polite. I'm afraid I'll spit up a mouth full of iced-tea.
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(no, not the rock star, the drink. (not the mixed drink of long island
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fame, the soft drink. Use hard water though. 2 softs is overkill.))
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This month's Spy Gray Area column deals with Irony in true Alanisism
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fashion. Peter Townsend receiving medical treatment after penning "Hope
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I die before I get old."
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Dave "Wendy's" Thomas having quadruple bypass surgery.
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Who is Susan "16-years-no-emmy" Lucci???
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Cover your mouth. It's that funny.
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FLASH. COUNTERFLASH.
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Mike Royko and Allen Ginsberg are no longer on the advisory
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board of FAIR/EXTRA!
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Why? You might ask. Well I'll tell you. Mostly because Fairness
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& Accuracy In Media people don't believe in Ouija boards or seances.
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But I can assure you, Edward Asner, Jackson Browne, Noam Chomski, Casey
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Kasem, Winona LaDuke, Prime Anarchist, Tim Robbins, Dr. Been Jammin' Spock,
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Studs Terkel, and Little Steven Van Zandt still are.
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