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pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
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Allo, Luke. Laura et al? Prime Anarchist here. Your Libertarian at
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Large. Or was that Librarian on the Luge? Or was that Thespian on the
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Thames???
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INSURED UP TO 100,000.? Yeah, right!!! Remember the old-time bike with
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the huge thin front wheel, and the little wimpy wheel in the back? Know what
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it's called? Penny Farthing Bicycle. This trivial thought, petty poop, and
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little luckypiece brought to you by P A P.
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Sign on a park bench, "NO GOVERNMENT WILL BRING YOU FREEDOM," Yippie!!!
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I recommend Earl Grey tea over Celestial Seasons or English Breakfast-then
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again, nothing beats a good (FLASH-- this just in. Prime Anarchist changes
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his tea-stance. "I get a bigger kick out of English Breakfast now. Anyone
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who can make something in Pencil-Vein-Yah, and call themselves English has
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my vote!!! Had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Eating white bread
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is like chawing on a soft sugary sponge.
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The DIAMOND VISA CARD. A 50,000 limit. Lets you buy stocks and bonds.
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No commission-- just a 29$ service charge with each transaction. Hmm. What
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made the 29-crash??? Fronted bucks!! Hmmm...
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If anyone wantsa do a movie about George Bush, John-Boy Walton would
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make about a great choice to play our illustry yuss Prez-Phez. When
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restringing a guitar, always wear something around your arms. Nasty slices
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are no fun.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson freed, film at 11-ish.
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TomTom Club is getting back together. At long last, some old-timers
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re-onioning I can tolerate.
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#'s? You want #'s? I don' nee' y'ur stinkink #'s. If you're still with
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us here, here's a treat: 213 935 1111's a loopchecker generator. Some
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gweebs call em sweep or sweeptone. So is 215 698 0049. Also 617 494 9900
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and 718 528 9979. 412 633 3333 is a PA Bell employee newzlyne. So iz
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717 255 5555. 619 375 1234'll getcha time and temp on the west coast; while
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303 443 1910 gets u the same schtuff for the rockies. Anyone got central
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and atlantic? Lemme know. The Watson vmb demo has changed from an 800# to
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508 650 1399. I guess like our beloved fearless-faithless healer, Pat
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Robertson after a prezident-yall ploy, THEY can't afford to foot the
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fonebill anymore EITHER. 719-630-1111 is a lot of fun. News, sports, jokes,
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poems, stories, movie reviews, all automated, menu driven. AT&F is
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800 424 5057. Tell em u wanna traid dope for tobacco, acid for alcohol,
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and daisies for dummdum bullets. 800 826 6290 is the automated fone-service
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changer-upper. The white house press office is 1-800 424 9090. Have
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much phun, ok?
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RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE DECADE: Why does ITT get to share the 1-800 424
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exchange?? Thank you Sothsenes Behn, thank you Adolf Hitler!!!
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Book of the day? "How Not to Pay Your Bill Collectors" by D. Trump.
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$15.95. Tell him you'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it. Send
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him a check for 13 cents. He'll cash it in less than a week.
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I swear to God.
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PRIME'S FAMOUS NEW FOLK SONG CHORUS:Abm,E,Gb,Abm. George, George, George
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of the jungle. How ya gonna deal with the drugz u dealt. George, george,
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good king george. What's gonna happen under martial law.
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FLASH, FLASH, FLASH. (hey, cut it out. that hurts your eyes) World Will
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End; And You May Die. James Baker (not the jailed preacherman-prophet-
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pudpuller-pee, but might as well be (the sik of state)), in a sudden
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turn of back on national tv, told both sides of the gaza strip (dont ask
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for an 8 oz gaza strip (medium-well) at a kosher restaurant.) "our fone #
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is still 1-202-456-1414. If you feel like talking about peace sometime,
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give us a call." Now, I'm not saying we should continue our orgiatic
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lovemaking with either side but we've been in bed with Israel for 42 years
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now, and mother earth has stayed-together-at-her-seams so far DESPITE all
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our efforts to plunder, pillage and petrify. You know what the Bible says
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about cursing Israel? Uh oh...
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Welp, that's about it for now. Tune in next week when Prime interviews
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a friend of a friend of a real beatnik. We'll have more phun #'s, and we'll
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bring you "all the viewz that fits in a bag lady's shopping cart".
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Hasta Banana..Buenos Tacos.............
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