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Hi, welcome to ATI. We'll make this a relatively short one.. In this issue we
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have some miscellaneous things that we're sure you'll enjoy. Read on!
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P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*
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Now it's time for another great column by Prime Anarchist, The Prime Anarchist
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World News:
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Dear Sirs:
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Please send me information on your dead seals. I understand you have them
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frozen. I am most interested in the furs and any oils that can be extracted.
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I'll be throwing the rest of them away.
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oops, wrong letter. grettings phellow peploids. Prime, back at you with more
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PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News tonight is brought to you by ATI in
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conjunction with AJAX, Palmolive, and Mr. Clean (as you know, the guy on the
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Mr. Clean bottle is Tom Metzger, white supremacy fascist. He won't be too
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pleased to know that he's helped out with postage here).
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GREAT TRASHING IDEA. read this, and collect 3 accrediteed points towards
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your degree in phreak101. You must be majoring in garbology, or at least
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willing to minor in it. Typing rooms. If there is a typing room in your local
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library, check out their garb cans. They are an excellent source of all kinds
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of info, as many people use these facilities to type up resumes, job
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applications, and loan applications.
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Monica DeGrieff. Remember her? She looks really bad. Dark circles under
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her eyes, all strung out, she looks likeshe's doing a nervous breakdown soon.
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Last month she resigned as mayor of Bogota, Colombia. Probably saved her life.
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Earl Grey tea is very good, if you can find it.
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The White House Press Office is back up. 1-800-424-9090. Reporters call
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it so they can pretend they went to DC and report on Bush. Sometimes comical,
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once in a blue moon, informative, the # is worth your dime (I thought the call
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is phree! -GZ)
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Steal This Dirt-- Members of the Hackberry Hill Brethren Grace Church
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arrived to "la culta" one Sunday morning to find 3 feet of the dirt surroundin
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their church gone. Who took it? A construction company called Ames. They
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used the dirt to build Interstate 76. The case is still in court. Hey, I say
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if you can get your materials free of charge, why not do it? And what better
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group to liberate it from than a "not-for-profit" organization???
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In Iowa, a payphone call now costs 35 cents!!! Mucho mas than other
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citystates. Some charge 25 cents (New York), yet others are still holding fast
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at 10 cents (Connecticut). You can bet your bottom dollar that each city who
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thinks he can get away with this hike, will follow suit. I say time to repeat
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another good old-fashioned sticker campaign. Use computer mailing labels. Make
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them read something like this:
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: PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS PAYFONE :
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: TO COMMIT LOCAL FONE CALLS UNLESS :
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: IT IS A GRAVE EMERGENCY. GOTO UR :
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: FRIENDZ HOUSE, OR USE YOURS. OR :
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: KNOCK ON ANOTHER DOOR AND MAKE A :
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: NEW FRIEND. "CAN I BORROW YOUR :
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: FONE? THAT ONE'S BROKE." :
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: Sponsored by FaFAFACFAC. The :
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: faction for a five cent fone call :
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To order free copies of the Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album, or to
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order Chaos, or just to call, call 801-321-8533. Tell Norris Admonton how,
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what or who you're feeling. He'll understand. Esta moi.
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LIMA--Peruvians by the thousands are running around with their arms up in
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t air chanting "say yes to democracy!" They're calling it "armed strike".
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Gosh, everyone's up in arms these days.
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"Hang up, I'm going to pound off," says Malcolm Freex.
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"Can I watch?" asks Andrew Oliphant.
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Hehehehe.
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WE'VE GOT BIG BILLS -- Many large-city police stations receive collect
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calls from their informants. If you know the name of an officer you don't
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like, "hello, collect call to officer bob, from pedro, an informant." Do it
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many times and they'll call him in Monday next month and say "you're costing
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us too much $."
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IS YOUR FONE TAPPED? Find out. Call the Privacy expert. Richard Sweeney,
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PI. 303-298-7760 (or was that 7766? I can't even read my own riting).
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I HATE MALE OPERATORS -- by NRK
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I couldn't read the entire payfone # but wanted to charge some calls to
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it. So I called the 0 operator.
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"Can you tell me what # I'm at? I'm standing at a payfone and wish to get
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a call here."
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"No," she said. "I can't do that."
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I asked her a couple of times then gave up and said "supervisor please."
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"Nope. He'll tell you the same thing."
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"I'll take that chance."
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"Supervisor," said the male voice. "Can I help you?" I told him the scene.
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He suggested that I call 1411.
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"You're kidding me," I said. "How will they know? I'm at one of two miles
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wrth of payfones." He assured me that the 1411 op would be able to.
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"He lied," said a comforting 1411 voice. "Try calling the 0 operator a
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couple of times. Maybe one of them will give it to you."
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I succeeded on my first try.
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"I sure CAN tell you. I apologize for that supervisor," said another 0
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operator.
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Springwater, free, abundant and food 4-u.
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Eym att sum kar deelurship und their'z a karr serkling a round mee. Eye
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guest itz zum kynd uv sekkuretty gye.
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BROKE AT THE GOLDEN ARCHES? Why, just whip out your gold card. McDonald's
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nw accepts Visa, MC. Hold on.
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Ok, now I feel better after having puked all over my sneakers. That's
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about the sickest thing I've observed about Amerika yet. You know tings are
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bad when you gotta debit it out for a frenchfry and a mcChugnut.
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"I-would glad-ly pay-you mon-day 4-a ham-bur-ger 2-day..."
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"They're 5 cents each? Put it on my Diners' Club."
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Hmm, this cinnamon roll is dee-licious! Almost holds down that barf taste.
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Politics is the way somebody lives his life. So remember, if you can't be
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radical for a just cause, then be radical just because. Prime outta here.
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LATRO.
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