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"with an eye on trashy type stuff."
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So, here it is. another pfine pap production.
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Saturday afternoon, an attack on Pfizer and General Dynamics will begin.
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We're not gonna key in on those two, you can go to the function if you wanna
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know more about THEIR enviro- problems. (Fort Griswold Park, Sat., Sept 24,
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10am) We're gonna try tackling some of the less obvious companies in our
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locale here on our pages.
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First, a very short word on Pfizer. The only major company left in South-
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eastern Connecticut that hasn't pulled out of South Africa.
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Next a quick word on GD.
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ATI recently did a special survey of the Electric Joke shityard grounds
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for ARDIS (John Stockwell's group) and Del-Aware (Abbie Hoffman's band of
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weary travelers) to see if EB could do any sneaky shit under the FEMA project.
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We concluded that it would be too hard to convert any buildings from their
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current purpose over to concentration camps for the blacks and dissidents as
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per Louis Guiffrida's "California Paper".
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2 days after the document hit the post office, General Dynamics announced
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the go-ahead for a large toxic waste incinerator.
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Now what could a conservative state do with a row of large stoves??? At
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any rate, we all know that EB and Pfizer are naughty. Let's list a few other
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local bad boys.
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1) Mystic Color Lab silver
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2) EB toxic waste
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3) pfizer t. w.
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4) Dow latex sux!!!
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5) Hess Waste oil
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6) Soneco can you say cyanide.?.
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7) Millstone lubricants, ind. waste.
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8) Naval base old diesel
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9) Ming Garden grease traps
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0) Evans Shell waste oil in sewers.
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.. ... ...
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where's doug???
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.. ... ...
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Mystic Color Lab got nailed last month for dumping excess quantities of
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silver into the river. They were supposed to undergo weekly monitoring;
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but lo and behold!!! They've suddenly cut back enormously. Outa nowhere!
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Too good to be true. Is this real?
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The silver that's being dumped is what's left after 3 attempts to
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electronically pan out each silver molecule. What's left cant easily be
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gotten. The silver (alone or joined) is VERY dangerous to plant life in
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and out of the rivers. To meet standards, MCL has attached a 3rd chemical
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making it LOOK like they've cleaned up their act.
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Bullshit.
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MCL is still damaging us.
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As we said, EB is doing mega toxic waste. EB is also responsible for a
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large portion of our nation's acid rain problems.
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So is Pfizer. Some suggest AIDS got its genesis at an African branch of
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Pfizer Corp.
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A word on DOW: ever get really sick from lighting a styrofoam cup on fire?
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One cup? Dow, burns about 1000 cups worth of styrofoam a day.
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Hess? Waste oil is no fun. This stuff shows up in the Thames river now and
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then. Fish dont like waste oil. You know things are bad when you open up a can
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of tuna (in its own oils) and you see a tiny little barge floating around
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trying to make a delivery and it asks you where the dock is between Pfizer
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and EB.
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Soneco burns all their boxes instead of trucking them out to New Jersey.
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Too expensive. These boxes are chemically treated so they're strong enough
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to hold harsh stuff.
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Millstone is responsible for a LOT of industrial waste. It's not just for
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radiation any more. hehehe. You'll see a lot of lubricants and shaved up
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metals floating around in Waterford's waters.
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The Naval base stored up diesel fuel for the past 40 years. They simply
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ran out of room on the lower base. So, now they burn up about 3 drums a day.
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Right into the open air!!! 35-year-old diesel fuel has a distinctive odor.
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Much like raw bat-shit.
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Ming Garden. Why did MG make our hit-list? Don't panic. It's not for their
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way of handling the excess kitten population; although rumors fly. Ming Garden
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pours their grease right down into the ground at the end of each night. Ever
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wonder where crabgrass comes from?
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Evans Shell. Again; another purely arbitrary assignment. This guy's gonna
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have to take the heat for ALL the service stations that clean engines right
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over a sewer grate. Also going into these sewer grates are any leftover,
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useless, (and very potent) oils and assorted solvents.
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There you have it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Apple core; say no
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more.
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&.a nonpaid advertisement. (hey. we're
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havin trouble collectin our debts just
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like the rest of em!!!)
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The all new FNORD TORMENT.
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100% stainless steel tires that whir at 30 MPH; and scream really high at
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60.
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FNORD TORMENT has 20 foot tunable hydraulic shocks for slipping over VW's in
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heavy traffic.
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The TORMENT has a LARGE hood scoop that eats mosquitos, gnats, and medium
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sized birds and water foul; converting them to fuel.
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A 32 character LED panel in the window is for typing in obscenities at
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tailgators, and would-be tailgators. Also serves as a written warning in
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advance of Super-illuso-brakes.
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Toggle brake lights are there for when you dont want to actually use your
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brakes; but you want to get someone off your ass while still maintaining an
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accelleration.
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For those not shaken up by FNORD TORMENT's fake brakelights; uzi-lookin
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things pup up out the tailfins. And for unbelievers still: full-sized
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amunition.
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For people who wont turn off their highbeams, a megawatt Amtrak Halogen
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light on the front. Part # w.att.1k; commonly referred to as the "DEATH RAY".
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New TORMENT D-Day style launch pad allows marbles and glass tacks to roll
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out back from the underside of the FNORD TORMENT.
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12" woofers and 5" piezos with a drop-in overhead microphone, are stock with
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this FNORD for announcing things like, "get the fuck outa the way", or "sunday
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driver".
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Special option can be ordered for this FNORD model: a wireless helmet with
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a built-in condenser mic and infra-red goggles for night driving when you just
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dont feel like turning on your lights.
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Drunk drivers got you down? Someone weaving in and out, taking away your
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concentration? Maybe endangering your life... Turn on the special glowlights
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that whisper a shimmering flow from one side of the FNORD to the other making
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his world spin sideways. The drunk will lose all judgement and go wail an
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embankment or guard-rail all...by...himself.
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The FNORD TORMENT is an electronically fuel injected turbo-charged all-terrain
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multi-purpose vehicle based on diesel versions from the military.
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As hightech as this vehicle is; The FNORD TORMENT'S alarm system is still a
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female pit bull terrier.
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