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Over the years, many questions have arisen along the lines of
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From: Ram Raider Msg #113, 08-Apr-88 10:00pm
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To: All
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Subject: SYN
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Who the hell is SYN. Is she (a) fantasy woman you sexually
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deprived people have dreamt up or is she a real person, and
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if so is she a rootable darling... " (From the Twilight Zone)
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So to clear up such questions we proudly present...
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/ | #18 \
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/| THE | 22/10/87 |\
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||| | 7:13:07pm |||
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||| SECRET DIARIES OF | Dear diary, |||
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||| | My finger!!! It's |||
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||| _ | killing me... The |||
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||| / \ \ / | | | rotten cricket ball hit|||
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||| | \ / |\ | | it on the way to my |||
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||| \ | | \ | | chin.. (Dont you dare |||
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||| | | | \| | laugh!! hehe) I can |||
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||| \_/ | | | O O O | barely move the poor |||
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||| | thing... My typing |||
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||| | certainly aint at its |||
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||| | (from PI) |||
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Ring these boards!
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The Twilite Zone. 562-0686 300/300 1200/1200 24 hrs a day!
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Pacific Island. 890-2174 All Speeds 24 hrs a day!
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Zen BBS. 899-6180 Most Speeds Running TBBS
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on 4 lines.
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Doodz Domain. 646-5861 All Speeds 23 hrs a day!
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The Truth BBS. 813-1663 300/300 1200/1200 23 hrs a day!
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Furthur Regions. 725-1923 All Speeds 23 hrs a day!
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The Crossover. 367-5816 All Speeds 23 hrs a day!
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W A R N I N G !
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What you are about to read may frighten you, it may shock you,
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and make you shit yourself. We take full responsibility for
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the frights, the shocks, but the shit's all yours!
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The events described within this document have not been changed
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but the names have been changed to incriminate the innocent!
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SYN ...'s SECRET BOUDOIR
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Report by Ford Prefect
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SYN'S SECRET BOUDOIR, a hidden underground network of bedrooms
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and lounges known only, until recently, by SYN and a few
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carefully selected fellow sex fiends.
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SYN's Boudoir was discovered by accident when a police
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investigation into unidentified bouncing objects lead
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them on a routine surveillance of the area. It was a bright
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moonlit night, and it was clearly seen that an object,
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not entirely unlike a cheesecake, burst through one of the
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retaining walls.
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On further investigation, and the support of several Queensland
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backup squads, many months of intense undercover work,
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and the threat of a royal commission if the superintendent
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was not personally involved in the operation, it was finally
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made public and closed down.
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The date was the 1st of October, 1987.
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Since then, Syn has abandoned her boudoir, but the discovery
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of this map has helped us to piece together what a night in
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this extraordinary pleasure palace must have been like.
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KEY TO MAP
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1. SYN'S AUDIENCE CHAMBER.
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It was here that SYN would sit (on a magnificent gold
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throne) and question those who wished to enter her boudoir.
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Apparently, she would ask them a riddle -The Riddle Of SYN-
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and they would have to try to guess the answer.
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If correct, they would be allowed to enter through
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the north door. If they were wrong, the harem guards
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would grab the poor individual and take them through the
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south door to the torture room where they would be chained
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to the wall and savagely tortured for 2 hours before being
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thrown out. Some people, such as Dianne Nichols (TZ's
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resident nymphomaniac) usually wanted to get it wrong.
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2. TORTURE ROOM.
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All sorts of fiendish torture equipment was found here.
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Whips, chains, handcuffs, feathers, recordings of Neighbors,
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tapes of Mark Jackson, nude photos of Taxi Cab etc...
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3. ENTRANCE TUNNEL.
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Shortly after SYN's boudoir was uncovered, this tunnel
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collapsed mysteriously. Some suspect it was dynamited by
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SYN herself. No-one is sure where it leads. To a nearby
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hidden entrance perhaps, or all the way to Surrey Hills?
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4. SYN'S INNER SANCTUM.
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This was SYN's private room. Even people who successfully
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gained admission to the boudoir were forbidden to enter
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here without SYN's permission.
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5. SQUARE OF THE PHALLIC FOUNTAIN.
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This area has a high, curving ceiling and a grassed floor.
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Lots of artificial light complete the illusion of being
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outside and above ground. The most striking thing about
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the square is the odd-shaped fountain, built to please one
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of SYN's sudden whims.
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To the south of the square, someone has been planting an
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aphrodisiac garden.
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Also, a fully-grown stag deer is allowed to roam in the
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garden. It was kept, perhaps, for the velvet on its antlers
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or maybe it has a more bizarre purpose...
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6. BEDROOM.
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These were constructed for the use of SYN's guests. Each
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boasts a king-sized, vibrating water bed fitted with
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waterproof sheets and leather cushions. In the case of an
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emergency, whips and chains would drop from the roof above.
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7. MURAL.
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The east wall of this hallway is covered by a floor to
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ceiling painting of SYN exposing the cutest parts of her
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anatomy, of course very tastefully portrayed.
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8. PERVING ROOM.
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From this small chamber, an individual could spy on the
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goings on in any of the bedrooms through the four two-way
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mirrors. Cameras and sound recording devices were ready for
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use in the store room to the east.
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[Note: Evil Angels now also has a thriving pornographic
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retailing outlet. And for those interested, nine inches
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is not the same in real life as it is on a ruler.
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IS IT MARTY?]
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9. SHOWER/SPA.
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To the east is the shower area. (Communal, of course)
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To the west is the spa bath. The natural fauna of this
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area consists of a healthy tadpole population.
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10. ALCOVES.
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In each of the alcoves along the east wall stands a
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life-sized statue of SYN's "best times". For those who want
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more pleasure from the statues than the appreciation of
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art, a rubber doll of the same person lies in a compartment
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under each statue.
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11. PERVERTED SHOWER.
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For some reason, the soap holders are set only a foot above
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the floor. After speculating the reason for this, we could
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only assume SYN at one stage has a gnome fetish.
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12. LOUNGE.
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There are two VCRs here, as well as (at the last count)
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386 "home videos".
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13. KITCHEN.
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With the cupboards stacked with plentiful supplies of
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cheesecake ingredients, we feel that the discovery of
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her boudoir was a timely one. Who knows what damage could
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have been done should she have had a cooking spree and
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bounced a couple down Burke St. in the Christmas shopping
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crowds.
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[We also suspect that SYN was involved in the Hoddle St
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incident. Unpublished police ballistic reports state that
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fragments of an unidentified substance were scattered
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randomly throughout the scene. The substances found
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matched those found in this kitchen. She may have used one
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in self defense. Such a horrific weapon!]
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14. SQUEEZY HALL.
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This hallway was deliberately made so small that two people
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entering from different ways would be forced into close
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bodily contact. With no lighting here, someone groping for
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a doorknob could encounter just about anything.
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15. LIBRARY.
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This room is decorated with wood panels in the style of the
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Victorian era. The shelves contain every piece of erotic
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literature from the Karma Sutra to Royna's autobiography.
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The Riddle
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One of the conditions of entry into Syn's Boudoir was that
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you had to give your solemn word of honour (if such a thing
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exists) not to tell anyone of the riddle or it's solution.
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However, one person(?), so lacking in honour, (one who we at Evil
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Angels admire greatly) did so when he wrote it publicly in
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the jokes area on the Twilite Zone.
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This person was The Alien.
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From: The Alien Msg #14, 03-Oct-87 12:29pm
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To: All
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Subject: Dirty, Perverted, Disgusting Joke....
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QUESTION: Whats the difference between SYN and a bowling
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ball.
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ANSWER: You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.....
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((DEPARTS ROOM WITH BAR OF SOAP IN MOUTH))
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---***>>F A N G<<***---
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"Whats this about Wolfie?"
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Seeing that the boudoir had already been discovered by this
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time, Syn was not all that angry...
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From: Syn ... Msg #15, 05-Oct-87 06:38pm
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To: The Alien
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Subject: Re: Dirty, Perverted, Disgusting Joke....
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WELL I HOPE THAT YOUR MOUTH IS NICE AND SUDSY THEN!!
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SEEYA
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Extracts from the Secret Diaries of SYN.
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Report by Ford Prefect and Lightening Bolt
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Early one evening, after months of dedicated background
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investigations into the lifestyle of SYN, we were at last
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prepared to interview her, and ask for access to those most
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sacred pages.
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So we waited until she left the house, and entered through
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a rear window which she had inadvertedly left open, and
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finding that she was unavailable for comments, decided that
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we should not waste the opportunity to gain access to the
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her documented history.
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This is what we discovered before her abrupt return, and her
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change in heart at granting us access to the diaries...
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[Note: that our reluctance to return the diaries, lead to
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several pages being damaged. We pride ourselves on our
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professional attitude to our work, and thus bring you what we can.
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Note: We settled out of court for the physical damages that
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were inflicted upon us, for rights to publish these extracts.]
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| 12-Nov-1987 -_ | 23-Nov-1987 |
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| Dear Diary, _ | Dear Diary, |
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| How can I start to say -_ | Remember how I was saying |
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|this? I have fallen in lust-_ |how wierd some of my fantasies|
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|once again, but this time I_- |were? Especially that one |
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|am more seriously involved.-_ |about skydiving, oh, and that |
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|Stephen is really attracted_- |one about scubadiving. Well, |
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|to me, and even better than-_ |they werent as good as I first|
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|that, all the girls at _- |thought. But now there's a new|
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|school think he's a real _- |one which I was reading about |
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|hunk! I have found some _- |in one of those magazines I |
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|really exciting things to -_ |found stuck to Stephen's roof.|
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|do with him, but I wish we _- |Anyway I started thinking what|
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|could go out more. I think -_ |might put the zing back into |
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|it would be more fun in the-_ |Stephen, after all he has been|
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|sunshine! Another thing I -_ |limping around, although I |
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|found out was that Stephen -_ |don't think that I've hurt it.|
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|really does have a sweet _- |He might react if he had some |
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|tooth. Honey on toast I can-_ |one else join us. I think I'll|
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|understand, but when he put_- |ask his friend Sam next time. |
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| 28-Nov-1987 -_ # AND WE THOUGHT #
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| Dear Diary, -_ # ROYNA'S DIARIES #
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| Yesterday Stephen bought me o_- # WERE HOT! #
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| of those training videos -_ ###################
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| he thought it might improv-_
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| my stamina. It's not quite-_
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| Fonda, but I think that_-
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| learned quite a bit _- _----____---__
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| and he was right, -_ _- after which h-_
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| improve my stamin_- _-best one he'd ev-_
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| thinks that I -_ -_but there was on_-
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| wonderfully!_-- _-alking dirty whe-_
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|_______------ -_ and how lazy he-_
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-_prefers the top-_
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| 16th Sept, 1988 |
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|_Dear Diary, |
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-_oday I was reading this new |
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-_ that was given to me by |
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_______________ -_. What a romantic! It's|
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_- cheesecake! | -_ nd how to do it in |
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-_was so funny! | -_with colour photos |
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_-passionfruit & | _-ave me some ideas to|
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-_riously though| -_with him after tea.|
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-_imagine it. | _-ed cream and strawb-|
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-_beat that?| -ouldn't have thought|
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_-bragging,| _-could be so useful! |
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# -_4 inches!| _- |
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### -_ asked.| _- 17th Sept, 1988 |
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##### -_time.|_- Diary, |
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####### ----_- I was right, the whipped |
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### _-cream and strawberries did do |
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### | the job, he was very impressed|
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################## | Some other ideas I got from |
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# WHAT IS IN # | reading the book was next time|
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# THOSE INFAMOUS # | we should try it in the lounge|
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# CHEESECAKES?! # | room. Should be more fun. |
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| 24th Sept, 1988 |
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| Dear Diary, |
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| I had a wonderful day today!_|
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| We went to a pub and drank __-
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| cocktails, and I met thi_--
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| guy, he had such a big - __--_-___
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| and what's more he also- _-made this-_
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| and I had an orgasm an- _- about how y-_
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| That night we went to -_ -_ breasts! I c-_
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| I tried some more new dr-_ -_most embarras-_
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| you should try, then t-_ -_and their too|
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| screw! Not quite as good -_ -_never again|
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| Russians are my favorite._ - -_ oil and |
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| That night was full of -__ -_ nice! |
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| with Arnold Scwarzenegger,_- -______|
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| oh he makes me feel so -__
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| Tomorrow I hope that he will -_
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| me. I will sit and wait for -_
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| this time. I was too impatient -_
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| time, but it IS hard! |
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| 7th Nov, 1988 | Dear Diary_-
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| Dear Diary, | _-
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| It was dinner with Ivan |___---
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| tonight. We wanted to try a | _
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| different culture, so we | _____--- |
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| went to a restaurant in | _- to bed |
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| Lygon street.... MacDonalds.| __-uch later. |
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| As I very delicately | _- Hey girls! |
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| schluuuurrrrrrrrrped the | |Russians DON'T |
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| last of my strawberry | |vodka. The furs|
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| thickshake through the | -_ keep warm! |
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| straw, Ivan put his hand on | -__ |
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| I dropped, but then I |
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| Today I had the first |
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| breakfast at the house of my|
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| new boyfriend: Ivan the |
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| Aphrodisiac Personified. |
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| The champagne was fine, |
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# | but I think the blackberry |
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## | jam on the biscuits was off.|
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########### | In fact, I may have had a |
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############ | bit too much. I suddenly |
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########### | started moaning, for I felt |
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### ## | very sleazy, so Ivan quickly|
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### # | got me into bed. After a |
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### | few minutes of deep |
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### | breathing I felt great and |
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### | thoroughly enjoyed the |
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### | rest of the day! |
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__________----_ | ______________ |
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_--ear Diary, -_ --------- --------
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| - #
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| Reading back, I -_ ###
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| just realised I made-_ #####
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| made a mistake in my _- #######
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| last entry. Where I_- ###
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| wrote "sleazy", it -_ ###
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| should have been _--
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|_"queasy". Sorry._- NOTE THE DATE- IT CERTAINLY
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-______________- WAS "REMEMBRANCE DAY" FOR SYN!
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| 28th Nov, 1988 | 29th Nov, 1988 |
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| Dear Diary, | Dear Diary, |
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| | |
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| AM: What am I going to do?! | It's okay, Ivan got away. |
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| I just got a letter | He caught Taxi in one of |
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| saying that Taxi Cab, in his| his futile "pastimes" and |
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| bitterness over being | got a snapshot. |
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| sterile, has kidnaped Ivan. | Taxi agreed to let him |
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| What's worse, if I can't | go on pain of having it |
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| amass $10,000 by the end of | splashed over the front |
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| the week, Taxi's going to | cover of every newspaper |
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| give Ivan a vasectomy! | and magazine in the country.|
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| | |
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| PM: I've had no choice. I've| |
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| had to go onto the streets | [This photo will be shown |
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| and sell my body. (No, to | to all later in the file!] |
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| medical science when I'm | |
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| dead, not what you're | |
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| thinking! hehe That would be| |
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| an interesting thought tho.)| |
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| ______________ | ______________ |
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These were what we managed to collect, but SYN was rather
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convincing when her argument changed to include an M-16
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with grenade launcher. We immediately saw that we had
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invaded her privacy and departed.
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As the photos of her diaries did not develop due to Ford
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forgetting to put film in the camera, we can only assure
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our interested readers that SYN has a wonderful way with
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.................................................. words.
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This Edition's Awards
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Sysop of the Month.......................... Craig Bowen
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Bastard of the month........................ The Masked Avenger
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(AGAIN!)
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Piss Pot of the month....................... The Lensman
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(This guy shouldn't smoke! He'll blow up one day.)
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Talker of the month......................... Disk Destroyer
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(5 1/2 hours in bed with Loosa, and it was all talk!)
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Drunken sysop of the month.................. Fearless Fred
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(AGAIN!)
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Driver of the month......................... Fearless Fred
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(Well, that's what a bumper bar is for isn't it?)
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Most Attractive To Faggots Award............ Eyeth Man
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Nerdy Message of the Month.................. Captain Chaos
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(Get down and boo-gee Sludgy!)
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Pedophile Award............................. Simple Sparks
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One Pot Screamer of the Month............... Disk Destroyer
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Slut of the month........................... Blue Fox
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(Lensman, those testicle ear-rings will suit you!)
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Quotes for this month.
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Masked Avenger: "I am going to have the best
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pull tonight!"
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Blue Fox: "I couldn't get it out no matter
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how hard I tried! I had to ask a
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customer to do it."
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Fearless Fred: "Oh, my knob just fell off."
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Ivan Trotsky: "I never could get my mouth around
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Carolyn."
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Radical Accumulator: "I was almost penetrated by a banana!"
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Disk Destroyer: "I'm afraid I might be a poofter because
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i get put off by kissing."
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Raster Blaster: "Fuck off. Just FUCK OFF! I am
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having a fucking good time mum!"
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(This may not be quoted correctly, it may be that it should
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read "I am having a fucking good fucking time mum!" but we
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were drunk at the time and cant be expected to get it right.)
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YOUR STAR SIGNS
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By Ze Prophet
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Hi again dahlings. Yeth, it'th me again, your favorite
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forecarthter of forthcomming functionth. Thith month ith
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really topthy turby with the thtarth being in the thky
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and all buthing around. But letth thee what they hold
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for you...
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Aries: Looking through my telescope this month
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we see that there's lots of little falling
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stars. This means that you should consider
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taking out a tatts ticket this week, with your
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lucky numbers seventeen and twenty three.
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Taurus: You have the misfortune this month of spinning
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one too many fibs. Judging by the way the blur
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in your wats-it it getting bigger, you should
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have told the truth in the first place, because
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she wont believe you this time! Carrying a condom
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is always a good idea.
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Gemini: Gemini's are really hot! I predict that this
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month you may consider having a oil change, but
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astronomically speaking it could be financially
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wiser to wait for the new year.
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Cancer: Cut it out! That right, that's my prediction
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for you this month. Stop what you're doing and
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head for Rio or somewhere that you could afford,
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even if it is St Kilda. This is the time to party,
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so forget work. If you are heading for St Kilda
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ensure that your sawnoff is loaded. The beach there
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has lots of shell on the beach to be collected, but
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don't put them to your ear, they may go off.
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Leo: This is a good month in which to travel. Even
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though you're the type to take a parachute on a
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cruise, and forget it when you go sky-diving, take
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a chance. Maybe I am wrong, and you wont get hijacked
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and shot. Then again, it wouldn't be a great loss.
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Virgo: The stars are certainly grim for you this month.
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It looks like when the nice people said at the clinic
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"see you later", they were right... There's definitely
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problems in the sexual area for you. But it looks
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as if the problem will clear up in a couple of months.
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Then again with your abilities, no-one will notice the
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difference.
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Libra: After all the bad things for the other sign so far,
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yours seems to be the brightest, with possibilities of
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a romantic encounter of the third kind not far off.
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Don't get all excited, especially if you're into
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Destroying Disks. But all in all, a good month coming
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up for you.
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Scorpio: Oh no. I really couldn't be such a bearer of bad
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news. But what the hell, I never did like Scorpios
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much. Your heading for financial ruin, with no hope
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of love, you're going to be destitute and friendless.
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Maybe if you killed yourself you could get out of it
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lightly, but with such a bad set of stars, you'd
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probably fuck it up as well.
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Sagittarius: Let's see... hmmmm, not much to report for you
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this month. Your star thingies are still there, but
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they're sort of there and not doing much. There is
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a fly in the room, so I could say that you should
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avoid barbecues this Christmas. Parties are OK though.
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Capricorn: What a wonderfully set of bad omens! Shit, hang on,
|
|
that was Scorpio again... Hmmm, there's definitely
|
|
good social contacts to be made. And it looks like
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an old friend is going to make a long distance phone
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call to you late one night and you're going to get
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really pissed off - don't, she's desperate for a root,
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|
that is unless you're female (and not a lesbian) in
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|
which case get as pissed off as you want.
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Aquarius: Damn, this is getting bad again, more good luck for
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you coming up. There's something to do with flowers,
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|
I don't know what, but if a really cute flowergirl
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|
asks you if you have the time, this may be the time
|
|
to try out the line "if you have the place."
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Pieces: Oh good. It looks from the stars that you've just
|
|
had a particularly bad time, so have I so don't complain!
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|
Romantically there's little in store for you, so you'll
|
|
just have to hang on a little while longer (9 inches?).
|
|
On the financial side of things, don't gamble, you'll
|
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lose, but if you keep a straight head you wont get into
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|
any more trouble.
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My predictionth for thith month:
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Well, thince I've just had a particularly bad love
|
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affair, the bitch detwayed me, I really cant thee
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|
why I thould tell you that thereth thomething good
|
|
going to happen.
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I hope you all have a totally horwible Chrithmath,
|
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and a particularly bad New Year'th Hang Over.
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Till next time huneeth.... Blah!
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Ze Prophet.
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The Classified Pages
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======================
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For Sale: One slightly used SYN ...
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Low milage, still runs OK,
|
|
not that good at indoor cricket.
|
|
SYN ... can cook (Caution!).
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|
Comes in various shades of red.
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|
In handy carry home 6 pack!
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|
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For more information contact
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|
Craig Bowen,
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C/o Pacific Island.
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(03) 890-2174
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If you wish to advertise here, please contact either:
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Fearless Fred. C/o The Twilite Zone (03) 562-0686
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or Vagabond C/o The Truth BBS (03) 813-1663
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E V I L A N G E L S
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At present the Evil Angels team consists of the following:
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Founder: The Masked Avenger
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Editor: Lightening Bolt (Fearless Fred)
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Reporter: Ford Prefect
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Programmer: Vagabond
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(BSF Boys)
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Associate Members: Thelonius Monk
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Eliminator
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Lensman
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Vagabond
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Lounge Lizzard
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Nixx
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SYN ... (Token Female. We aren't sexist!
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We don't get much either.)
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Disk Destroyer (Pending)
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Sprite (Pending)
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Favorite people: Taxi Cab Blue Fox
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(To hassle.) Captain Choas Simply Sparks
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Fire Fox Vagabond
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Raster Blaster SYN ...
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Disk Destroyer Ice Man (and Robbie)
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Royna Masked Avenger
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You too can help rid the world of nerds. By purchasing any of
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the following quality official Evil Angels Products.
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All sizes, all colours, design is:
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Anarchistic Tendencies VII
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(C) December 1988
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YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUKING RIGHTS!
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* NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE *
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* PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT *
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* THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION *
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* AND HALF OF THE AUTHORS DON'T *
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* KNOW HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF *
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* ARE USUALLY DRUNK! *
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* - That's a god-dammed warning *
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Disclaimer: The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to
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ensure that this file contains no offensive material. However, should
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you find anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us!
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This file is written with the intent of producing a
|
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humorous file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is
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intended towards any person or persons however much they are
|
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mentioned.
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SYN darling, that doesn't mean that you can't whip me,
|
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beat me and punish me for all this... again. What fond memories and
|
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scars I carry with me of your wonderful truncheon and whip!
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Donations can be sent:
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C/o Craig Bowen,
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P.O. Box 125,
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Balwyn, 3103.
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Evil Angels will return with Anarchistic Tendancies VIII
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The Evil Angel's Christmas Compendium.
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* Read about Santa - Jenny Craig will succeed this time.
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* Read how we painted Rudolf's nose black!
|
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* Read about the steriod scandal and the Elves,
|
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and the Child labour charges.
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* Is Santa a pedophile?
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* The Twelve Days of Christmas.
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* These things and much, much more... Comming soon!
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