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FILE: ANARCHISTIC TENDACIES //
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# Evil #
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# Angel #
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# Productions #
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# present: #
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# A N A R C H I S T I C #
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# T E N D A C I E S #
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This file was written by the Masked Avenger (#152) on Pacific Island.
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If you have something to submit to Evil Angels, please tell me!!
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This is the second file written by me...read it...do what you want
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IT'S YOUR LIFE...NOT MINE..
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| DORK OF THE MONTH: |
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| TAXI CAB.. |
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| Son, you call me again, you die |
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| D00D OF THE MONTH: |
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| PHEONIX.. |
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| Alright... Anti Ollie.. luv it! |
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| HAIR CUT OF THE MONTH: |
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| DEBBIE.. |
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| Disgusting.. Rude +++++ |
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| DRIVER OF THE MONTH: |
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| * SIMPLE SPARKS * |
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| Don't you luv those round-abouts?? |
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| FLUKE OF THE MONTH: |
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| THE SHADOW.. |
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| Finally you get your license.. |
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| I need a lift |
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| DRUNK OF THE MONTH: |
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| THE SNATCH DOCTOR.. |
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| Two hours in Lourne and arrested! |
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Ok, well those are the awards for January..
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All incidents for this month must be reported and nominated for an award..
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This file was written on Febuary 1 1988. All rights are worth shit..
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A MESSAGE FROM THE MENTAT:
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Listen people.. if you want to really annoy someone ring them up and tell
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them that is Telecom. Tell them that you are doing work on their line and not
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pick up the phone, unless they want an electic shock..
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Hang up and attack dial.. If they do answer give them one hell of a scream.
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Well it was the Mentampon..
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Hey Shadow...give us some info
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Hey Taxi Cab...did you really believe that I called from New Jersey??
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You have the most pathetic foreign accent I have ever heard..
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BIG MOTHER:
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Hi dahlings, as I woke this morning, I had this incredible errection. Ohh
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it was fantastic! A dream about my 7 year boyfriend.
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I tied him to him mummy's bed and spanked him because he said a naught word..
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tisk tisk..
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Just looking at his bleeding ass sends me wild!
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I sat on him face and made him lick my ath..
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I will keep the rest of the dream a mystery..
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Just a sec my treasures...let me put on some of Conan's Rexona..
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Ahh! now I feel more macho..I wonder whether Big Tedd feels like sucking my
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2" today?? Hope tho..
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Betta go dahlings...
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Love to all little boys
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and hate to women!!
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---->BM
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OK, well that was the smut over and done with...don't gays make you sick??
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I mean Pedafilia... who would consider such an act???
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Well you assholes wanted this file done on time, SO HERE IT FUCKING IS..
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Not big enough for you?? Screw yourselves...I can't think of everything..
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% CALL THESE K00L BOARDS: %
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% %
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% The Twilight Zone: %
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% 300/1200..always open %
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% (03) 562 0686 %
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% Pacific Island: %
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% Still 300...Always engaged %
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% (03) 890 2174 %
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% Zen BBS: %
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% Brilliant Chat/File system %
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% 4 lines...2 available %
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% 300-899 6201 %
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% 1200-899 6180 %
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Thanx to:
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The Powerspike, The Mentat (god knows why) and a coupla others..
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No Apologies to:
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Big Mother...you fucking faggot...die of AIDS will you?
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REMEMBER:
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: YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL :
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ANTI BLACK
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ANTI JEW
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ANTI ASIAN
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ANTI YOU
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LOVE,
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/\/\
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\/\/ T H E M A S K E D A V E N G E R
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* WARNING: *
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* *
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* ABSOLUTELY NO PART OF THIS FILE *
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* MAY BE PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA.. *
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* THAT MEANS DON'T ADVERTISE IN *
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*THE PRESS OR TV (OR HINCH).. WITHOUT *
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* PRIOR PERMISSION FROM ME.. *
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* *
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* -That's a goddammed warning! *
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Anarchist Tendacies
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Written by The Masked Avenger
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Copyright (C) Febuary 1 1988
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All rights worth fucking shit..
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