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ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ ÜÛÛÛÜ PiRETE's ÜÛÛÜ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ WHO ÜÛÛÛÛß ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ßÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛ CAN ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßß ßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ QueenÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÝ SPELL ÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛ PWS has ÞÛÛÛÛ
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝof theÞÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ CORRiERS ÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ met all ÛÛÛÝ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ215 ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ SPA regs for ß
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛ 100 ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ couriering
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛ DAY ÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛ warez.
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß ÞÛÛÛÛÝ WAREZ! ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß Sorry ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ PWS is ÞÛÛÛÛÛ Opps, I ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ not ASP ÛÛÛÛÛ mean ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ßßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
PWS did ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ approved. ÛÛÛÛÛ 10 Day ÞÛÛÛÛÝ A group ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ
inhale. ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛ that gives ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ slightly more ÛÛÛÛÛÝ
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÝ ÜÜ than a fuck. ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛÛÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÜ -PWS ÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ A decline ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ in superior ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ couriering. ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß
ßÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß
ßßß ßß ßß ßßßßßßßßß
=/\/\= PWS COURiERiNG =/\/\=
-*- 0-10 DAY WAREZ -*-
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úùÄÍØÍÄùú Senior Staff úùÄÍØÍÄùú
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
 Bass  The Punisher 
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
úùÄÍØÍÄùú Regional Coordinators úùÄÍØÍÄùú
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
 Lightning Bolt 
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
úùÄÍØÍÄùú Elite Traders úùÄÍØÍÄùú
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
 Critical Wave  Osiris  Fatal Error 
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
úùÄÍØÍÄùú Members úùÄÍØÍÄùú
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
 Intercepter 
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
úùÄÍØÍÄùú Couriers úùÄÍØÍÄùú
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
 The Punisher 
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PWS GREETiNGS RiSC, THG, TRSi, PTG, RZR, PWA, PWS, ASP, SPA,
GO OUT IBM, MCI, AT&T, IOU, MIT, ANSI, PHD, FBI, ARJ,
TO: NASA, HST, V32, ZIP, LZH, PAK, PC, USA, UPS, NRA,
NAACP, CIA, U2, GNR, REM, and of course 911.
ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
PWS would like to thank the following people for support and
advice. These are the people who stuck with us thru the long
hard hours it took to set up PWS. When we cried they were there,
when we laughed they were there, and when we barfed they were there.
Gun's and Roses, Kris Kross, Vanilla ICE, MC Hammer,
Nuclear Assult, Bill Cliton, Barbra Bush, Donald Duck,
Kurt Cobain, Ross Perot, ICE T, Snoopy Doggy Dog,
Anorld Sw?nigger, Sadam Hussein, Micheal Jackson,
Thespian society, Tom Cruise, Madonna, RUN-DMC, Joe Crocker,
Naughty by Nature, Janet Jackson, 'Wierd Al' Yanovic, Jon
Secada, Bob Marley, The B-52's, L.L. Cool J., Ren & Stimpy,
Bat Man, Yacko, Wacko, Dot, Pinky and the Brain, The Good
Feathers, Garfield, Red Hot Spegitti Peppers, Kathy Ireland,
all the models of Playboy, McDonalds, Burger King, All of the
Mortal Kombat actors, and of finally special thanks are due to
the one true friend of PWS who is... I forgot, nevermind.
Ú---------------------------------------------------------------¿
| If you are interested in joining PWS, either as a COURiER or |
| as a DiSTRiBUTiON SiTE, call our Application Headquarters, |
| Data Bank (610) 555-1212 |
| |
| LOGiN: PWS |
| PASSWORD: PWS |
| Download the file PWSAPPS.ZIP, fill out the appropriate |
| application, and Upload it to the PWS Conference. |
| Or email the app to Bass or The Punisher on any major bbs. |
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º Data Bank BBS º World HQ º 1 Node º ...-...-.... º Bass º
º Capital Punishment º World HQ º 2 Node º ...-...-.... º The Punisher º
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º Looking... º .Somewhere. º 0 Node º ...-...-.... º º
º Looking... º .Somewhere. º 0 Node º ...-...-.... º º
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º System Halt BBS º 2 Node º (610) ...-.... º Fatal Error º
º Threshold º 1 Node º (610) ...-.... º Intercepter º
º Hyper Twilight Zone º 1 Node º (215) ...-.... º Lightning Bolt º
At PWS are motto is:
We have 10 day old technology but at least WE CAN SPELL!
Official Quotes from Official PWS Members:
PWS does not say 'WAREZ the beef?'
PWS does not use '0's instead of O's'.
PWS does not use 'fucked up ascii characters in place of text'.
PWS does not consider itself 'ELITE'.
PWS does not 'shower'.
PWS does not say 'INC is LAIM!'
PWS is an active member in 'saving the enviroment' because we believe
most software companies waste too much paper on manuals.
PWS does not support people who have 'alternative lifestyles'.
PWS does not care if you think 'PWS is LAME!'.
PWS thinks that the 'RISC.NFO looked cool but better after we hacked it,
and changed its size from 5k to less than 1k'.
PWS does not use any slang like 'DIS, or SUP'.
PWS does 'give slightly more than a fuck'.
PWS does not consider itself 'superior couriering' or a 'rise' thereof.
PWS will not 'apologize to you just because you are going to kill us'.
PWS does not know anyone who is 'in the mofia'.
PWS does not care that you love 'Fruit Loops'.
PWS does like 'Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries'.