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WAIVER OF CLAIMS
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WAIVER OF PROSECUTION
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PERTAINING TO ADULT SECTIONS OF RYAN'S BAR BBS
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I, _________________________________, being an adult over the age of
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[] TWENTY-ONE SIGN: _____________________________
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years of age, and aware that the messages, files and products
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available for me to obtain from the POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR BBSs
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are of an adult nature and that said files and products can be
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objectionable to large portions of the general population, do hereby
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state that:
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1. I AM OVER THE AGE STATED ABOVE AND HAVE OFFERED PROOF OF AGE TO
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VERIFY THIS FACT TO THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND/OR RYAN'S BAR
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BULLETIN BOARDS;
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2. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE BBS AND RYAN'S BAR BULLETIN
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BOARDS HAVE ADVISED ME THAT THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ARE PRIVATE
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, WITH ADULT MESSAGES AREAS RESTRICTED TO ONLY
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THOSE ADULTS WHO WANT AND REQUEST TO BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE POST
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OFFICE/RYAN'S BAR BBS ADULT SECTIONS;
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3. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THOSE BULLETIN BOARDS HAVE ADVISED ME THAT
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THAT ALL PRODUCTS AND FILES OR MESSAGES ON THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S
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BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ARE OF AN ADULT NATURE AND MAY BE
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OFFENSIVE TO ME AND WILL BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO MANY PERSONS;
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4. THAT IT IS THE POLICY OF THE OPERATORS OF THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN
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BOARDS TO RESTRICT ACCESS TO THE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ADULT
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MESSAGE SECTIONS TO ADULTS OVER TWENTY-ONE (21) OF AGE;
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5. THAT I DO NOT FIND THE MESSAGES, FILES, OR PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FROM
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THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND/OR RYAN'S BAR BULLETIN BOARDS TO
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BE OFFENSIVE AT THIS TIME, AND SHOULD I EVER FIND THEM TO BE OFFENSIVE
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IN THE FUTURE I WILL IMMEDIATELY CEASE CALLING THE POST OFFICE AND
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RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS AND NOTIFY THE OPERATORS OF THOSE
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS TO REMOVE MY NAME FROM THOSE PERSONS WITH
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ACCESS TO THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND NEVER CALL OR OTHERWISE
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GAIN ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS
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ADULT MESSAGES AREAS;
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6. THAT I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD
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FOR ENTERING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.
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THAT I UNDERSTAND THAT IF I ALLOW ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF TO USE MY
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ACCESS-CODE/PASSWORD, I CAN INCUR THE SAME CIVIL AND CRIMINAL
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LIABILITIES, IF ANY, AS THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S
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BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DUE TO MY ACTIONS AS AN ACCESSORY IN
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ALLOWING ANOTHER PERSON TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD;
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ADDITIONALLY, IF I ALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD
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FOR ENTERING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS,
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I WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL AND STATE LAWS REGARDING TAMPERING
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WITH COMPUTER SECURITY; OFFENSES WHICH CAN LEAD TO MY BEING FINED OR
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IMPRISONED, OR BOTH, IN EITHER A STATE OR FEDERAL PENITENTIARY, OR
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BOTH;
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7. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER
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BULLETIN BOARDS HAVE NOT SOLICITED ME TO JOIN THE POST OFFICE AND
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RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, BUT,IN FACT, I HAVE REQUESTED
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ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND
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ADULT AREAS THEREOF;
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8. FURTHER, IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT ALL CONTACT BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE
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POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR THE OPERATORS
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OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR OTHER
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PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN
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BOARDS, WILL BE AND MUST BE INITIATED BY MYSELF BY CALLING THE POST
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OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, GAINING ACCESS TO THE
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POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND REQUESTING
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THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN
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BOARDS OR OTHER PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, CONTACT ME;
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9. FURTHER, IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT ALL CONTACT, PHONE CONVERSATIONS,
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OR COMPUTER TELECOMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE POST OFFICE AND
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RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR THE OPERATORS OF THE POST
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OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS OR OTHER PERSONS WHO
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CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS WILL BE
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AND MUST BE INITIATED MY MYSELF BY CALLING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S
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BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, GAINING ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND
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RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND REQUESTING THAT THE OPERATORS
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OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS OR OTHER
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PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN
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BOARDS,CONTACT ME. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE
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POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS WILL NOT CALL ME
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FOR ANY PURPOSE EXCEPT TO VERBALLY COMMUNICATE WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE
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REQUESTED THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DO SO;
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10. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DO NOT CALL PERSONS REQUESTING ACCESS TO THE
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POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, NOR DO THEY CALL
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PERSONS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER
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BULLETIN BOARDS UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TO DO SO
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BY THE PERSON TO BE CALLED;
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11. I UNDERSTAND THE THE SECURITY OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS IS NOT GUARANTEED, CANNOT BE GUARANTEED, NOR
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DO I EXPECT IT TO BE GUARANTEED, DESPITE ANY EFFORTS BY THE OPERATORS
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OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS TO ATTEMPT
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TO RESTRICT ACCESS AND REGULATE SECURITY IN ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE
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AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS;
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12. I FURTHER REALIZE THAT IF SECURITY IS BREACHED ON THE POST OFFICE
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AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, I MAY SUFFER SEVERE
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EMBARRASSMENT, HUMILIATION, MENTAL ANGUISH AND POSSIBLE FINANCIAL LOSS
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DUE TO KNOWLEDGE OF MY PARTICIPATION IN THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR
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COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS AND ADULT AREAS OF THOSE BULLETIN BOARDS
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BECOMING COMMON KNOWLEDGE; AND
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13. IF, FOR SOME REASON, CRIMINAL CHARGES ARE BROUGHT IN CONNECTION
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WITH THE OPERATION, RUNNING, PARTICIPATION IN, OR CALLING OF THE POST
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OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS I UNDERSTAND THAT
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VARIOUS STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS MAY CAUSE ME TO BE PROSECUTED AS A
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PARTY TO ANY OFFENSIVE CONDUCT.
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14. I DECLARE UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT I WILL NOT PROVIDE ACCESS
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TO MY PASSWORD TO ANY OTHER PERSON, AND I REALIZE THAT AS A
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RESPONSIBLE ADULT THE FILES OBTAINED FROM RYAN'S BAR ADULT FILES AREAS
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ARE NOT INTENDED FOR, NOR ARE THEY AVAILABLE TO, MINORS, AND I WILL
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NOT MAKE THEM ACCESSIBLE TO ANY MINOR.
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Understanding all of the above conditions and restrictions to access
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to the Ryan's Bar Bulletin Boards, I request access to the Ryan's Bar
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Bulletin Boards and understand that:
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1. I will hold harmless the operators of the Ryan's Bar Computer
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Bulletin Boards and waive any and all claims, injuries, damages, or
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losses, incurred by me due to having gained access to the Ryan's Bar
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BBS Systems, and
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2. I will not press criminal charges against the operators of the
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Ryan's Bar BBS Systems if I find any messages, files, or products
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available for me to obtain from the operators of the Ryan's Bar BBS
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Systems or the Ryan's Bar Computer Bulletin Boards to be offensive,
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lewd, suggestive, or otherwise objectionable, nor will I press
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criminal charges against them for any other reason. I understand that
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the contents of the Ryan's Bar Computer Bulletin Boards are adult in
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nature and that I participate by calling the Ryan's Bar Bulletin
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Boards and assuming the risk of offense.
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UNDERSTANDING ALL OF THE ABOVE, I HEREBY WAIVE ALL CLAIMS, CIVIL AND
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CRIMINAL, PRESENT AND FUTURE, WHICH ARISE OUT OF MY PARTICIPATION IN,
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AND ACTIVITIES OF, THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN
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BOARDS.
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Signed, under penalty of perjury if any information is proven to be
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false.
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NAME: ______________________________
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(printed)
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DATE: ______________________________
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Address: ______________________________
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______________________________
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______________________________
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______________________________
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Phone: ( ) ______________________
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Date of birth: ____\____\________
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MM DD YEAR
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Drivers License #: _____________________
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State: ______________________________
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(Copy of D.L. and/or State ID Card MUST
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be attached to completed and returned form)
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SSN: _______ - ______ - ___________
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(Social Security Number)
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SIGNATURE: _____________________________
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STATE OF MICHIGAN
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Specifically for Post Office BBS and Ryan's Bar BBS:
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Please sign after the following statement:
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I have read the rules, and the disclaimer for the Post Office and
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Ryan's Bar BBS, my signature below indicates that I will abide by the
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aforementioned articles.
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SIGNATURE: ____________________________
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Mail to: Ryan's Bar BBQ
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1610 Robinson Road
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Grand Rapids MI 49506
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