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From: barnhart@mcs.net (Aaron Barnhart)
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Organization: Weasels 'R' Us
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman,alt.answers,news.answers
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Subject: alt.fan.letterman Frequently Asked Questions (read before posting)
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Followup-To: alt.fan.letterman
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Reply-To: letterman@mcs.net
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Approved: news-answers-request@MIT.Edu
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Summary: This posting contains a list of Frequently Asked Questions (and
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their answers) about the Late Show/Late Night with David Letterman.
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New readers of the alt.fan.letterman newsgroup should read this
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FAQ list before posting. Trust me on this.
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Archive-name: letterman/faq
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Last-modified: Wed Jan 19 20:10:29 CST 1994
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Version: 9.02
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) for the alt.fan.letterman newsgroup
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From New York: Are you absolutely sure you want to do this?
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It's the FAQ LIST for David Letterman!
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with
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the A. F. of L. newsgroup ...
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and
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FAQ compiler Aaron Barnhart ...
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plus
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Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra ...
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and now ...
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the moderator of soc.culture.pants ...
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DAAAAAAAVID LLLLLETTERMAN !!
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NOTE Big changes have been made to this FAQ list. Read the end
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of the document for details.
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Top Ten Questions Asked on the A. F. of L. Newsgroup.
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10. Where can I write to get tickets to the Late Show?
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--> Send a postcard (no letters) with your name and address to:
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Tickets
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Late Show with David Letterman
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Ed Sullivan Theatre
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1697 Broadway
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New York, NY 10019
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Requests are limited to 2 tickets.
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Incidentally, some former audience members endorse
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*not* getting advance tix but instead waiting in
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line for standbys, the advantages being you can
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choose your dates and (they *say*) you get better
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seats. See below for more info on standby tix.
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9. I understand there is a mailing list for the nightly Top
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Ten list.
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--> Yup. Here's what you do to subscribe.
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Send mail to listserv@mot.com with the following line:
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SUBSCRIBE letterman-top-ten Your Name
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To unsubscribe from the list:
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Send mail to listserv@mot.com with the following line:
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UNSUBSCRIBE letterman-top-ten
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For more information send this line in the message body:
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HELP
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8. Has anyone else noticed that the show seems to be running
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a little long?
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--> Perfectly normal. The show runs from 11:35:00 pm till
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12:36:30 pm Eastern time. Please do not attempt to
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adjust your t.v. set.
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7. Boy, the show sure isn't as funny as it used to be.
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--> You're absolutely right.
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6. WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP TALKING ABOUT RUSH LIMBAUGH ON THE
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LETTERMAN NEWSGROUP?
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--> You had something else in mind?
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5. Where did that second keyboardist go?
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--> Bernie Worrell has left the band. Rumour has it Paul
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was unsatisfied with the second keyboardist, his funk
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credentials notwithstanding.
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4. Do Letterman's people read this newsgroup? I think they must
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because they're stealing all of our ideas.
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--> Pffft. According to unimpeachable source and _MacUser_
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columnist Andy Ihnatko, Worldwide Pants staff say Dave
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considers computers to be "tools of Satan."
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3. I hate Paul. Don't you?
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--> Get in line.
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2. Now where's the FAQ list again?
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--> It will be posted here and to news.answers each month,
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on or before the 20th. If for some reason you miss the
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posting, the list is available via anonymous FTP from
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genesis.mcs.com in the file
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/mcsnet.users/barnhart/letterman/faq.Z
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and is also available via anonymous FTP from rtfm.mit.edu
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as the file
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/pub/usenet/news.answers/letterman/faq.Z
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The FAQ is also via mail server. Send mail to
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mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu
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with the following line in the body:
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send usenet/news.answers/letterman/faq
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And the Number One Question Asked on the A. F. of L. Newsgroup:
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1. *What* was that Crispen Glover thing?
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--> Beats me. Fortunately, you don't have to rely on my
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sorry excuses any longer. That's right, hang on to
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your wigs and keys, folks, because the A. F. of L. has
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not one but TWO archives reachable by anonymous FTP:
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genesis.mcs.com:/mcsnet.users/barnhart/letterman
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is a new archive I've started. As the FAQkeeper of
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the group I feel responsible to provide a dependable
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archive, which quartz.rutgers no longer is. I will
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try to retrieve the contents of quartz and put it on
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genesis. If you're looking for Top Ten lists only,
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all of them, through 1993, are stored at this archive:
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cathouse.org:/pub/cathouse/television/
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late.night.with.david.letterman
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Questions about David Michael Letterman.
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Q. What's Dave's mom's name?
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A. Dorothy.
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Q. We know Dave regularly talks to his mother but where's his
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father?
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A. Dave's father, Joseph, a florist, died in 1973 or '74.
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Q. Where did Dave attend college?
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A. Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana. He was a TV/Radio
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major with a minor in speech, and pledged Sigma Chi.
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Q. Is Dave married?
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A. No. Dave is divorced and is presently in a relationship with
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former Late Night staffer Regina Lasko, who is now a production
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manager with Saturday Night Live. They met when she was an
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equipment manager for the New York Rangers. Marv Albert in-
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troduced them. She is keeping separate residence in Greenwich
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Village, Dave says, for privacy reasons.
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Q. Who was the woman who kept breaking into Dave's Connecticut
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home claiming to be "Mrs. Letterman"?
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A. Margaret Ray. And she still breaks in from time to time,
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according to Dave in a recent interview. He says he has tried
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to get her some psychiatric help, because the state has let her
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case "fall through the cracks." But for now, she's on the lam.
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Q. I heard that Dave used to be a weatherman in Indianapolis.
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A. In 1973-74. Lewis Coury adds: "I used to live in Cincinnati,
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Ohio, and there was a popular story at the time that Letterman
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was fired from his job as the weatherman on one of the
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Indianapolis t.v. stations for making fun of the veteran's
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memorial in downtown Indy. The memorial is a tall column in
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the center of the downtown area, and supposedly Dave referred
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to it as a giant asparagus, 'the state tree of Indiana.'"
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Before that, the same station used him as the host for a
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Saturday morning kids' show and the late-night movie and he
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briefly served as news anchor. Another source says Dave
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once reported that the city was being pelted with hail
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"the size of canned hams" and enthusiastically congratulated
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a tropical storm when it was upgraded to hurricane status.
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Q. What else can you tell me about Dave's career in show bidness?
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A. In 1979, Dave played a Werner Erhard-alike in an episode of
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_Mork and Mindy._ His other acting credits include _Open All
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Night_ (a t.v. show which lasted the season between the morning
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and late-night shows, where Dave made several guest appearances),
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_The Building_ (a 1993 show which starred Bonnie Hunt, was
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co-produced by Dave, and featured Dave in a one-episode cameo),
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and a movie cameo in _Cabin Boy_ (1994), which starred Chris
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Elliott and which, as Dave keenly observed, "has BLOCKBUSTER
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written all over it."
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Questions about the Show (and the newsgroup).
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======================================================================
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Q. Wait! I forgot to order tickets and I'm going to be in New
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York. Are there standby tix available?
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--> You may get standby tickets for the show each tapeday at
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the box office at the Ed Sullivan Theater. Standbys are
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distributed on a first-come-first-served basis, and are
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limited to one per person. Standbys do not guarantee
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admission. _You must be 16 or older to pick up a standby
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ticket and attend a taping._ (Taken from the official "we
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got your postcard" postcard.) B.J. Gleason adds that
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people start lining up for these tix *early*, like 7 a.m.
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The giveaway occurs at 12 noon.
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Q. What is the address for the CBS Mailbag?
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A. The address is:
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CBS Mailbag
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Late Show with David Letterman
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Ed Sullivan Theatre
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1697 Broadway
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New York, NY 10019
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Q. What are some of Dave's "Indiana-isms?"
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A. From Tim Veatch --
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o ask...or as we say in Indiana...ax
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o Bush...or as we say in Indiana...Boosh
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o Illinois...or as we say in Indiana...Illinoiz
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o Italian...or as we say in Indiana...Eye-talian
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o mosquitos...or as we say in Indiana...skeeters
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o nuclear...or as we say in Indiana...nuc-u-lar
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o President Clinton...or as we say in Indiana...Pars'dent Clinton
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o show business...or as we say in Indiana...show bidness
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o similar...or as we say in Indiana...sim-u-lar
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o special...or as we say in Indiana...spay-shul
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o statistics...or as we say in Indiana...suh-tistics
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o veteran...or as we say in Indiana...vet'rin
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o Washington...or as we say in Indiana...Warshington
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Q. What are the different cities where Dave's "home office" was
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located during Late Night?
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A. o Lebanon, Pennsylvania
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o Lincoln, Nebraska
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o Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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o Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
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o Omaha, Nebraska (in dispute)
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o Oneonta, New York (the last Late Night home office)
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o Scottsdale, Arizona
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o Tahlequah, Oklahoma
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o Tempe, Arizona
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o Torrance, California
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Q. Where is the home office located for the Late Show?
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A. Sioux City, Iowa. (An unreliable source tells us that the
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next home office will be Beavercreek, Ohio. Don't hold yer
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breath, though, till some t.v. station in Sioux City starts
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airing the Late Show and at the correct time.)
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Q. What are the different types of "cams" that were used on
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Late Night?
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A. o Amphi-cam (8th anniversary show at Universal Amphitheatre)
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o Chair-cam
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o Cow-cam
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o Crash-cam
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o Fig-cam (worn by Anton)
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o Guest-cam (worn by Tom Hanks)
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o Host-cam (worn by Dave, of course)
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o Las Vegas Thrill-Cam (from Dave's 1987 shows there)
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o Love-cam (Bill Murray)
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o Monkey-cam
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o Sewer-cam
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o Sky-cam
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o Thrill-cam
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o Thrill-cam 360
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o Tiger-cam
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Q. Who plays Helen, the Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady?
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A. Kathleen Ankers. She also played Peggy, the Foul-Mouthed
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Chambermaid on Late Night. (If you want to know what she
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said to Dave, see helen-quote on the genesis archive.)
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Q. What were the different animals that Dave had on Late Night
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to sing "Blueberry Hill"?
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A. The animals that attempted, and "failed" were:
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o Chicken
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o Iguana
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o Mynah bird
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The creature that actually "sang" was a catfish. The viewers
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weren't able to hear him because of the water, of course.
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Q. What types of gifts has Dave given to the audience members of
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his shows?
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A. o Bacon
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o Baked ham
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o Beef
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o Bug Busters
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o Tom Brokaw stationery
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o Canned hams
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o Cartons of cigarettes (handed out by Larry during a remote)
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o Collapsible drinking cups
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o Composters
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o Edible plunger
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o Fajitas
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o French fries
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o Frogs (two formerly owned by Glenn Close)
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o Frozen turkeys
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o Gallon jars of mayonnaise
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o Goodwill Games medals (given to audience members who asked
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questions of Larry "Bud" Hussein)
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o Handfuls of nickels from a big bucket
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o Handfuls of watches from a fish bowl
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o Hot towels (by Larry during a remote)
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o Jumper cables
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o Kentucky Fried Millipedes (actually a bucket of fried clams)
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o Kielbasa
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o Large squares of sod
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o Late Night with David Letterman facial blotters (if you
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were an *especially* good little audience member, Dave
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would use it first)
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o One volume of an encyclopedia set
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o Packs of assorted GE light bulbs
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o Pounds of hair
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o Roll of garden hose
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o Selections of fluorescent lighting
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o Six dollars
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o Sponges
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o Tee-shirts (by Bob Rooney)
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o Tires
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o Toast
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o Toast on a stick
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o "Today" show coffee mugs
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o Waffles
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Q. What were the films in LNWDL's Holiday Film Festivals? (1985)
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A. o "With My Own Eyes", by David Letterman
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o "But I'm Happy," by Michael Keaton (with Clint Howard)
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o A film on PMS, by Catherine O'Hara and Andrea Martin
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o "Dress Cool," music video by Paul and the band
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o "Why Bother?" by Bette Midler
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o Industrial video spoof, by Harry Shearer, Christopher
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Guest, and Michael McKean
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From the "2nd Annual Holiday Film Festival" (1986):
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o "Feelin' in Love," David Letterman
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o "The Iceman Hummeth," Michael J. Fox
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o "An Audience of My Own," Diane Sawyer
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o "My Day With the Stars," Jonathan Winters
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o "You Kill Me" (music video), Paul Shaffer w/Teri Garr
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o "Chris Elliott: A Television Miracle," w/George Takei
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(aka Mr. Sulu from "Star Trek")
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Q. What are the different types of "suits" Dave has worn?
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A. o Suit of Alka-Seltzer
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o Suit of Lard (worn by someone other than Dave)
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o Suit of Magnets
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o Suit of Marshmallows (they tried to light the marshmallows
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with propane torches but failed; eaten by audience)
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o Suit of Nachos (eaten by members of the audience after
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Dave was dunked in cheese)
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o Suit of Rice Krispies (milk poured on Dave)
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o Suit of Sponge (they weighed Dave, dunked him in water,
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then weighed him again, but it was off the scale)
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o Suit of Suet (Dave went into a cage of birds)
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o Suit of Vegemite (tm)
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o Suit of Vegetables
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o Suit of Velcro (Dave wore the soft part, then he jumped
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onto a wall covered with the other part, and stuck)
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Q. When Chris Elliott was still writing for Late Night, what were
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some of the characters he played?
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A. o Marlon Brando
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o The Guy Under the Seats
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o Marv Albert
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o Jay Leno (with large fake chin)
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o Letterman imitation--"Late Night with Chris Elliott"
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o The Fugitive Guy
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o The Nervous Guy
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o The Regulator Guy
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o Chris Elliott, Jr. (Morton Downey, Jr. take-off w/ lots
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o' moles)
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o The Panicky Guy
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o The Conspiracy Guy
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o Gerard Mulligan's baby boy, "Kevin" (complete w/ diaper)
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o Jack Hanna of the Columbus Zoo
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Q. What were the Democratic catch-phrases for the 1992 election?
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A. o "We have compromising pictures of Bush with Angela Lans-
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bury."
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o "We're Dukkak-er-if-ic!"
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o "Please. Please...for the love of God PLEASE vote for us!"
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o "Read my lips. No Dan Quayle!"
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o "Bottoms up, Clinto-holics!"
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o "We don't have a clue, but we don't have a Quayle!"
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Q. What were the Republican catch phrases?
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A. o "Vote Republican and screw the spotted owl!"
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o "Lazy, stupid Americans need lazy, stupid leader!" (Japanese
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guy)
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o "George Bush is a WASP that can sting me anyday!" (old lady)
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Q. What is Larry "Bud" Melman's real name?
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A. Calvert DeForest. And in fact, for intellectual property reasons,
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Dave is calling "Larry" Calvert on the new show.
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Q. Who played Flunky the Clown on Late Night?
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A. Jeff Martin, a writer.
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Q. Who all have been the means of delivery of Cokes, etc., from
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the vending machines? (Late Night)
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A. o The Rockettes
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o Members of the NYC area chapter of Mensa
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o Carl Lewis
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o Boy Scouts
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o Marching Band
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o Andy Grayson, trail bike rider, rode down the stairs and
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jumped up on Dave's desk (w/the bike) without touching a
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foot.
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Q. Who was the first guest ever on Late Night on NBC?
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A. Bill Murray. He also "performed" Olivia Newton-John's song
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"Physical," complete with aerobic dancing.
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Q. Who was the first guest ever on the Late Show on CBS?
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A. Bill Murray!
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Q. Who are the the members of "The CBS Orchestra?"
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A. o Paul Shaffer, leader/keyboards
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o Anton Fig, drums
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o Will Lee, bass guitar
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o Sid McGinniss, guitar
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o Felicia Collins, guitar
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o Bernie Worrell, keyboards (has now left the band)
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Q. Other than Paul, Anton, Will, and Sid, who were members of
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"the band," later titled "The World's Most Dangerous Band"
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on Late Night?
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A. o Hiram Bullock, guitar
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o Omar Hakim, drums
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o Steve Jordan, drums
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Q. I know that Paul is from Canada, but where?
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A. Thunder Bay, Ontario. He was born there 11/28/1949.
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Q. Who produces and directs LSWDL?
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A. Executive Producer -- Peter Lassally
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Executive Producer -- Robert Morton
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Producer -- Jude Brennan
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Supervising Producer/Director -- Hal Gurnee (or is it
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Grundman?)
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Head Writer -- Rob Burnett
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before Rob ... Steve O'Donnell
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before Steve ... Merrill Markoe
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Notable ex-writers for the show have included Chris Elliott.
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(Other names anybody wants me to drop?)
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Q. Does Dave own Worldwide Pants?
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A. Yep. And, as Dave notes in a recent interview, his big
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salary is actually the budget for WWP, out of which he is
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paid. But since WWP produces the Late Show, that money
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is also used for any production costs (like setting up a
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bowling lane on 53d Street for legendary tegler Dick Weber
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to knock down pins, champagne glasses, televised pins, etc.).
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Q. What's all this about an Australian version of Late Night?
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A. There used to be a self-admitted knockoff of Dave's show,
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"Tonight Live," hosted by Steve Vizard. It was cancelled
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in late 1993. In its place, Australian t.v. has begun to
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broadcast the Late Show.
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Q. What's the translation of the Japanese on the kites in the
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Late Night opening sequence (1992-93)?
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A. There are two different kites. One says "Late Night," the
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other "G.E. Sucks."
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Q. Is the alt.fan.letterman newsgroup available as a mailing list?
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A. No.
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Q. Can I post Top Ten lists to the newsgroup?
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A. Sure. Just remember there's a mailing list and archive for
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Top Ten lists. Also, be sure to include "Copyright 1994
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Worldwide Pants Inc." (or whatever) in your post.
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Q. Who's responsible for this FAQ list?
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A. Well, of course, kudos to D. Keith Rice for maintaining the
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list since way back, I think 1956, '57, before giving it to
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me. For contributing to this list, Keith and I are indebted
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to Dean Adams, Fritz Anderson, Greg Anderson, Ken Anderson,
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Jason Bak, J.D. Baldwin, John Bartol, Laurence Bier, John
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Bonacci, Crist Clark, John Clear, Marc Conte, Todd Cooper,
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Lewis Coury, Richard Dawson, Matt Dittrich, Jef Dodd, Sean
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Donnelly, David Eccleston, Kevin Fong, Eric "Juice" Fritzius,
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bj gleason, Mark Goldberg, Norm Gregory, Mathew A. Hennessy,
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Rachel Hill, John Hritz, Andy Ihnatko, Ben Jackson, Doug Krause,
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Ed Krauss, Lana Krotenko, Bob Kupiec, James Langdell,
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James LaPlaine, Don Leaman, Jason Lindquist, Gord Locke,
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Robert Lopez, Lon Lowen, Ian McCuaig, Ken McGlothlen,
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Bill McGonigle, Leigh Meydrech, Shamim Zvonko Mohamed,
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Ken Mohnker, "Noel" at microsoft.com, Marshal Perlman,
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Alan Perry, Tad Perry, Dave Platt, Michael Regoli, Tom Sakoda,
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Dave Schweingruber, Steve Shauger, Bill Sherman, Jeff Shimbo,
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Jason Snell, Greg Sroka, Christopher Taylor, Tim Veatch,
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Jeff Wilder, Mike Wittman, Eric Wood, Mr. Tucks, and of course,
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my first wife, Susan Fanelli.
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Q. How can I contribute?
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A. Send your submissions, questions, and comments to:
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letterman@mcs.net
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Important note about changes to the FAQ list, effective version 9.02.
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If this FAQ list looks very different from previous (v. 9.01 and
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earlier) versions, it's because I've taken the following steps which
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I think will simplify the list and allow new readers to cut to the
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chase.
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1. I've compacted the outline into three sections:
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* Top Ten Questions Asked on the A. F. of L. Newsgroup.
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* Questions about Dave himself.
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* Show/Newsgroup questions.
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2. I've moved questions around and edited the text somewhat.
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Also, I've moved the general information about this list,
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including the credits, to the end.
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On a related note, the Song Book will no longer be posted on a
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monthly basis, but every quarter instead. However, the latest
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version is available in the usual places. See our Top Ten list,
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question 2, above.
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By making these changes, I also hope to create a dynamic FAQ list
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that will reflect the "truly frequently" asked q's on the newsgroup,
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and late-breaking Letterman news. Finally, I have set a personal
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goal of adding enough new material this year to expand the list to
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two or three times its current size, at which time I'll reorganize
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it yet again for ease of us. For now, I'm minimizing the organizing-
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codifying duties so to free myself for hunting and gathering (grunt).
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This article is Copyright (c) 1994 by Aaron Barnhart.
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It may be freely redistributed so long as the author's name, and this
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notice, remain intact. It may be distributed as long as no fee is
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charged for distribution. If it is made available for downloading on
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a bulletin board system (BBS) that charges a fee for downloading priv-
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ileges, it must be in a directory that is available to all BBS users,
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including those that have not paid. If the BBS does not have any
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file directories available for all paid and non-paid users, this FAQ
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must not be made available for download.
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Man!
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/..\ V/
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\_o/____/
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//@\
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That / |#|
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kid is | |#|
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EVERYWHERE! O |_|
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(courtesy Nathaniel Shiffman)
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--
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Aaron Barnhart
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letterman@mcs.net
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