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THIS FILE TYPED IN BY THE SYSOP OF THE GREEK INN BBS. PLEASE GIVE CREDIT IF
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PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND COLORFUL WORDS IN THE ENGLISH
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LANGUAGE TODAY IS THE WORD "FUCK." IT IS ONE MAGICAL WORD WHICH JUST BY ITS
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SOUND CAN DE SCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE HATE AND LOVE. FUCK IS DERIVED FROM THE
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GERMAN WORD "FRICKEN" WHICH MEANS "WHOOPEE."
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IN LANGUAGE "FUCK" FALLS INTO MANY GRAM MATICAL CATEGORIES. IT CAN BE USED
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AS A VERY - BOTH TRANSITIVE (JOHN FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE (MARY WAS
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FUCKED BY JOHN). IT CAN BE AN ACTIVE VERB (JOHN REALLY GIVES A FUCK) OR A
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PASSIVE VERB (MARY REALLY DOESNT GIVE A FUCK). USE IT AS AN ADVERB (MARY IS
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FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN) OR A NOUN (MARY IS A FINE FUCK ) OR AN ADJECTIVE
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(MARY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL). HOW MANY WORDS ARE AS VERSATILE AS FUCK?
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BESIDES ITS SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS, THIS WORD CAN USED TO USED TO DESCRIBE MANY
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SITUATIONS.
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FRAUD- I GOT FUCKED BY THE INSURANCE AGENT.
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DISMAY- OH, FUCK...
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TROUBLE- I GUESS I AM FUCKED NOW.
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AGGRESSION- FUCK YOU!
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PASSION- LET'S FUCK
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CONFUSION- WHAT THE FUCK?
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DIFFICULTY- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING BUSNESS.
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DESPAIR- THE VAX FUCKED ME AGAIN...
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PHILOSOPHY- WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK
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INCOMPETENCE- HE'S A FUCK UP.
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LAZINESS- HE'S A FUCK OFF.
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DISPLEASURE- WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON
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REBELLION- AW, FUCK IT.
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IT CAN BE USED ANATOMICALLY- HE'S REALLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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IT CAN BE USED TO TELL TIME- IT'S FIVE FUCKING THIRTY.
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IT CAN BE USED IN BUSINESS- HOW DID I GET THIS FUCKING JOB?
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IT CAN BE A PREDICTION- OW WELL, I'LL BE FUCKED.
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IT CAN BE MATERNAL- HE'S A MOTHER FUCKER.
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IT CAN BE INCESTOUS- I'LL BE A MOTHER FUCKER.
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IT CAN BE NAUTICAL- FUCK THE ADMIRAL
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IT CAN BE POLITICAL- FUCK THE PRESIDENT
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IT CAN BE USED TO ENHANCE ANOTHER WORD'S MEANING- FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC
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IT CAN OPEN THE DOOR TO WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIPS- LET'S FUCK.
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HOW CAN ANYONE BE OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY "FUCK"? USE IT IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH,
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IT ADDS PRESTIGE. TODAY TELL SOMEONE "FUCK YOU".
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