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THE NEW WOODBINE PUSHOVER STAKES
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TIME: Midnight
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DISTANCE: All The Way
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PURSE: $2.00
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WEATHER: Very Dark
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TRACK: Drippy
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ELIGIBLES: 16 Years and Older
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ELIGIBLES AND APPROXIMATE ODDS:
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Passionate Lady 2 to 1
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Bare-Belly 5 to 1
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Conscience 50 to 1
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Heavy Bosom 10 to 1
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Cherry 99 to 1
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Thighs 30 to 1
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Silk Panties 21 to 1
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Jockey Shorts 50 to 1
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Cleen Sheets 100 to 1
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Big Dick 2 to 1
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Douche bag 50 to 1
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Running Description - They're off. Conscience is left at the post, Silk
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Panties and Jockey Shorts are off with a rush, Bare Belly is starting to
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show, Heavy Bosom and Clean Sheets are in the back, Douche Bag is still at
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the gate.
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Around the bend, it's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady, Thighs
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are working hard, and Bare Belly is under terriffic pressure.
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At the half-way mark - It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open up big hole, Big
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Dick is going in, Heavy Bosom is hard pressed, Passionate Lady is coming
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strong and Conscience is completely lost.
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In the Straight - Cherry cracks under great pressure, as Big Dick goes in
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for the kill, Passionate Lady is doing her best, Bare Belly is closing in,
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Big Dick passes Thighs by a full length, Passionate Lady is almost over
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come.
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At the Finish - Big Dick pushes in but Passionate Lady takes all he has, it
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is a dead heat, Heavy Bosom falls, Bare Belly never had a chance, while
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Conscience was never in the race from the start, Big Dick unexpectedly gave
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up a quick spurt, but Passionate Lady kept coming, and Douche Bag came last
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up the track.
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