46 lines
1.3 KiB
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46 lines
1.3 KiB
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DO YOU KNOW WHO...
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spent 4 days in sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
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took his pregnant wife to Dominoes pizza because he heard they had free
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delivery?
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looked in the lumber yard for a draft board?
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took a roll of toilet paper to the crap game?
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put iodine on his paycheck because he got a pay cut?
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was so lazy he married a pregnant woman?
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thought asphalt was rectum trouble?
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thought his typewriter might be pregnant because it missed a period?
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studied 5 days to take a urine test?
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thought "Moby Dick" was a venerial disease?
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thought a mushroom was a place to neck?
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sat home and cried because her husband was out shooting craps and she didn't
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know how to cook them?
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wouldn't go out with his wife because he heard she was married?
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returned his water skis because he couldn't find a lake with a hill on it?
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dropped his gum in a chicken coop and thought he found it 5 times?
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thought a woodpecker was something men had to buy when they got real old?
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couldn't play golf because he didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground?
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was told he had sugar in his urine so he pissed in his cereal?
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thought intercourse was a state highway?
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis |