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- 20 Types You Meet In The Men's Room -
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1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted
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around, cannot find
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hole, rips shorts.
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2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss
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whether he has to or
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not.
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3. Crosseyed - Look into next urinal
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to see how other guy is
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fixed.
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4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is
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watching, flushes urinal
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comes back later.
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5. Indifferent - All urinals being
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used, pisses in
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sink.
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6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks
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around and usually pisses
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on floor.
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7. Worried - Not sure of where he has
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been lately, makes quick
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inspection.
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8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down
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and across urinals,
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tries to hit fly or
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bug.
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9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls
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out tie, pisses in
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pants.
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10. Childish - Pisses directly into
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bottom of urinal, like
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to see it bubble.
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11. Sneak - Farts silently while
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pissing, acts very
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innocent, knows man in next
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stall will get blamed.
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12. Patient - Stands very close for a
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long while waiting, reads
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free hand.
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13. Desperate - Waits in long line,
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teeth floating, pisses
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in pants.
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14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of
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urinal to dry it.
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15. Efficient - Waits until he has to
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crap, the does both.
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16. Fat - Backs up and takes blind shot
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at urinal, pisses in shoe.
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17. Little - Stands on box, falls in,
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drowns.
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18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right
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hand, pisses in pants.
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19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while,
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gives up, walks away.
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20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick
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like baseball bat.
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