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* * * * * * * * * * W. A. G. I. T. * * * * * * * * * *
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WAGIT is looking for motivated WHITE individuals, who meet our strict
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requirements, to participate and aid other WAGITS in completing common
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goals.
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Requirements:
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1). White & Ugly. You should look like a truck has just ran you over,
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and dragged you for 2 or more miles on the asphalt. (Being a
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Skin-HEAD is a good start and is a PLUS!).
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2). Hate Just about everyone, and anyone who is smarter than
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you. (Which IS everyone, except others like you that is).
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3). Must enjoy walking the streets at night in a white sheet
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carrying mis-spelled banners, and chanting illiterate slogans
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against peaceful ETHNIC groups, not bothering anyone or
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anything. (Voice like Wally George or Morton Downey is a PLUS).
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4). Must be willing to carry MAKE-SHIFT crosses drenched in
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flamable liquids, and be able to set them a-flame, with out
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lighting yourselves too. (We loose more people this way!).
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5). Applicant must be over the age of 15, and recently been
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kicked out, dropped out, or fell out of high school.
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(Applicants who have Graduated from high school still qualify
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as long as they accomplished it by cheating, paying off, or
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threatening their teachers).
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6). You must be willing to disembowel unarmed ethnic people, (Except
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ethnic WHITES), in the name of, "PRESERVING OUR GREAT COUNTRY",
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and for "GOD". (Being a member of a church that advocates any of
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the above, IS A BIG PLUS++++).
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7). Applicant must also be able to hold T.V. conferences and host talk
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shows directed toward the BIGOT in general. (Again, working for
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Morton Downey, or Wally George is a BIG PLUS!!).
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**********************************************************************
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If you can answer yes, (Da, ya) to any of the above, we want to hear from you!
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Please call as soon as possible. For the first 500 people that qualify,
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you will receive this handsome jacket with the WAGIT logo:
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(White Are Good, It True!)
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Call toll free 1-(800) BUT-WIPE, That's 1-(800) 288-9473
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CALL NOW!!!!
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Remember our slogan:
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"I wanted to be a WAGIT, now I are one!"
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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