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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: Institutionalized
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Keywords: funny, original
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Message-ID: <S4e6.4bf4@looking.on.ca>
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Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 4:30:13 EST
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Lines: 447
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Institutions of higher learning and/or research:
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Auburn University.
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Brown University.
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Chrome Yellow University.
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Neon Pink University.
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Kelly Green University Fading to Chartreuse Around the Edges.
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Northern Illinois University.
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Southern Illinois University.
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Eastern Illinois University.
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Western Illinois University.
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Northeastern Illinois University.
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Northwestern Illinois University.
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Southeastern Illinois University.
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Southwestern Illinois University.
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North-by-Northwestern Illinois University.
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Almost Central But Just Slightly Eastern Illinois University.
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Yale University.
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Cole University.
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Weiser University.
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Kwikset University.
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Harvey Mudd College.
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Roger Mudd College.
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd College.
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My Name Is Mudd College.
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King's College.
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Queen's College.
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Jack's College (formerly Knave's College).
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Ten's College.
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Ace's College.
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Texas A&I University.
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Texas A&M University.
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North Carolina A&T University.
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Tennessee C&W University.
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Michigan R&B University.
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New Jersey M&M University.
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San Francisco S&M University.
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University of Maryland Institute for Advanced Computer Science.
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University of Northern Saskatchewan Institute for Primitive Computer Science.
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Charles Babbage Institute for Mechanical Computer Science.
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Governors State University.
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Lieutenant-Governors State University.
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Secretaries of State State University.
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State Comptrollers State University.
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University of Tennessee Space Institute.
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University of Southwestern Arkansas Cosmic Realms Institute.
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Elroy Jetson Space Magic Institute.
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Lawrence Livermore National Labs.
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Lawrence Berkeley National Labs.
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Lawrence Olivier National Labs.
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Lawrence of Arabia National Labs.
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Lawrence Welk National Labs.
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Argonne National Labs. *
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Kryptonne National Labs.
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Xenonne National Labs.
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Radonne National Labs.
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Concordia University.
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Discordia University.
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Misericordia University.
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University of Wisconsin - Madison.
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University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee.
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University of Wisconsin - River Falls.
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University of Wisconsin - Stout.
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University of Wisconsin - Porter.
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University of Wisconsin - Malt Liquor.
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University of Wisconsin - Night Train.
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University of Wisconsin - Everclear.
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Purdue University.
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Louis Rich University.
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Hormel University.
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Oscar Mayer University.
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Drexel University.
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Ethan Allen University.
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Seidel University.
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La-Z-Boy University.
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George Washington University.
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James Madison University.
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Chester A. Arthur University.
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Millard Fillmore University.
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Spiro T. Agnew University.
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J. Danforth Quayle University.
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McMaster University.
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McSlave University.
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McTop University.
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McBottom University.
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Ball State University.
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Prick State University.
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Twat State University.
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Asshole State University.
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Wright State University.
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Wrong State University.
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Altered State University.
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Uncertain State University.
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Out of State University.
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McGill University.
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McScale University.
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McFin University.
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McTail University.
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McOperculum University.
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McNeese State University.
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McNeffew State University.
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McAuntt State University.
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McUnccle State University.
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Seton Hall University.
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Seton Vestibule University.
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Seton Bathroom University.
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Seton Bedroom University.
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Sam Houston State University.
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Sam Walton State University.
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Sam I Am State University.
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Son of Sam State University. *
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South Dakota School of Mines and Technology.
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Colorado School of Mines.
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Wyoming School of Ditches.
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Montana School of Holes in the Ground.
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BU.
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BYU.
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NYU.
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BYOB.
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Clemson University.
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Jebson University.
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Abnerson University.
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DaisyMaeson University.
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Clarkson University.
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Loisson University.
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Jimmyson University.
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Stephen F. Austin State University.
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Steve Austin State University.
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Bionic Woman State University.
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Tufts University.
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Locks University.
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Bald Spot University.
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Underarm Hair University.
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Pubic Hair University.
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Tulane University.
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Forlane University.
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Atelane University.
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Baruch College.
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The Weizmann Institute.
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Hofstra University.
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Brandeis University.
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Carasso University.
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Emory University.
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Nail Clippor University.
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Polish Removor University.
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Fordham University.
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Chryslerporkshoulder University.
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Generalmotorspigsfeet University.
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Universite' de Montre'al.
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Universite' Laval.
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Universite' Trudeau.
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Universite' Mulroney.
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University of Central Florida.
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University of EPCOT Center.
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University of Disney World.
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University of Busch Gardens -- The Dark Continent.
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Bowie State University.
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Butcher State University.
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Ginsu State University.
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Swiss Army State University.
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Angelo State University.
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Giuseppe State University.
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Mario State University.
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Cosa Nostra State University.
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Mitsubishi Information Technology Labs.
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NEC Research Institute.
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Nintendo Super Mario Brothers (tm) Advanced Technology Research Center.
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Florida Atlantic University.
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Florida Pacific University.
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Florida Indian University.
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Florida Arctic University.
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Carnegie Mellon University.
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Carnegie Cucummber University.
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Carnegie Zucchinni University.
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College of William and Mary.
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College of Bonnie and Clyde.
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College of George and Gracie.
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College of Frankie and Johnny.
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College of Jimmy and Rosalyn.
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College of Ronnie and Nancy.
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College of Andy and Fergie.
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Cornell University.
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Wheatell University.
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Barleyell University.
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Buckwheatell University.
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Dartmouth University.
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Dartnostril University.
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Dartrectum University.
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Duke University.
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Viscount University.
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Baronet University.
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Knight University.
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Commoner University.
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Ferris State University.
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Roller Coaster State University.
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Florida International University.
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Florida National University.
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Florida State University.
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Florida County University.
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Florida Local University.
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Florida Neighborhood University.
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Florida Backyard University.
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Florida Garage University.
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Grand Valley State University.
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Small Valley State University.
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Piffling Little Valley State University.
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Large Flood Plain State University.
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Hunter College.
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Fisherman College.
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Camper College.
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Backpacker College.
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Lehigh University.
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Lelow University.
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Leinbetween University.
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Colgate University.
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Crest University.
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Gleem University.
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Close-Up University.
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Pearl Drops Tooth Polish University.
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Nova University.
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Duster University.
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Pinto University.
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Super Beetle University.
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Old Dominion University.
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New Dominion University.
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Dominions, Principalities, and Powers University.
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Mark-Jason Dominionus University.
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IBM T. J. Watson Research Center.
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IBM T. J. Hooker Research Center.
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IBM J. T. Kirk Research Center.
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IBM Stupid Roles Played by William Shatner Research Center.
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Southern Methodist University.
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Southern Baptist University.
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Primitive Baptist University.
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Holy Roller University.
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Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology.
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Daisy-Hulman Institute of Technology.
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Delphinium-Hulman Institute of Technology.
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Chrysanthemum-Hulman Institute of Technology.
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Oklahoma Panhandle State University.
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Oklahoma Hitchhike State University.
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Oklahoma Drink Night Train and Eat Out of Dumpsters State University.
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Our Lady of the Angels College.
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Our Lady of the Elms College.
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Our Lady of the Night College.
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Prentiss Normal and Industrial Institute.
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Prentiss Abnormal and Industrial Institute.
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Prentiss Abnormal and Interior Decoration Institute.
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Grinnell College.
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Smilell College.
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Smirkell College.
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Dalhousie University.
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Sandboxie University.
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Playgroundequipmentie University.
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Simon Fraser University.
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Simon Magus University.
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Simon Templar University.
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Simon Legree University.
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Illinois Benedictine College.
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Illinois Dominican College.
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Illinois Trappist College.
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Illinois Carthusian College.
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Illinois Benedictine College.
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Illinois Benedictine and Brandy College.
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Illinois Drambuie College.
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Illinois Grand Marnier College.
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Kent State University.
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Winston State University.
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Marlboro State University.
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Camel Wides State University.
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College of Wooster.
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College of Jeeves.
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College of Pinker.
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College of Fink-Nottle.
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Villanova University.
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Bossa Nova University.
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Chevy Nova University.
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Slippery Rock State College.
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Crocodile Rock State College.
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Jailhouse Rock State College.
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Rock Around the Clock State College.
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Go Crawl Under a Rock State College.
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Smith College.
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Jones College.
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John Doe College.
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John Q. Public College.
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Sarah Lawrence College.
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Sarah Bernhardt College.
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Sarah Jane Smith College.
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Sara Lee College.
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Holy Apostles College.
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Holy Names College.
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Holy Family College.
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Holy Toledo College.
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Holy Hamburgers, Batman! College.
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Sweet Briar College.
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Sweet and Sour Briar College.
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Twice Cooked Briar College.
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Szechwan Briar With Hot Bean Curd and Crispy Noodles College.
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Grambling State University.
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Smroking State University.
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Drrinking State University.
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Whroring State University.
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Creighton University.
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Cardboard Bachson University.
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Shipping Contaigneron University.
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Mailing Tyoobon University.
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Worcester Polytechnic Institute.
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Teriyaki Polytechnic Institute.
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Soy Polytechnic Institute.
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A-1 Steak Polytechnic Institute.
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Heinz 57 Steak Polytechnic Institute.
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Case Western Reserve University.
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Case Eastern Loquacity University.
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Case Southern Charm University.
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Case Midwestern Folksiness University.
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Tuskegee Institute.
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Hornegee Institute.
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Antleregee Institute.
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Oberlin College.
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Oberkellner College.
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Oberkommando College.
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Oberbuergermeister College.
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Millikin University.
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Rutherferd University.
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Schroedingor University.
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Einsteen University.
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Bowling Green State University.
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Bowling Alley State University.
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Bowling Pin State University.
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Bowling Jacket State University.
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Bowling Shoes State University.
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Bowling Trophy State University.
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Bob Jones University.
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Bob Hope University.
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Bob Barker University.
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Bob Newhart University.
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Bob Evans Restaurant University.
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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs University.
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Open Bible College.
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Closed Bible College.
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Open Just a Crack Bible College.
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Open Weekdays Nine To Five Bible College.
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Moody Bible Institute.
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Pensive Bible Institute.
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Peevish Bible Institute.
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Depressed Bible Institute.
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Paranoid Schizophrenic Bible Institute.
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Stark Raving Mad Bible Institute on Antipsychotic Drugs.
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Liberty Baptist College.
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Equality Baptist College.
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Fraternity Baptist College.
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French Revolutionary Baptist College.
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* suggested by ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur J. Delano); used with permission
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