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80 lines
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The Twinkie Therom
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The Real Story
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Uploaded by CHUD
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The basic twinkie therom states: A. Twinkies are at a very high
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level of health possibility, and B. twinkies increase your brain
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potencial. This file will hopefully prove both of these facts.
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You maybe thinking: why are twinkies healthy? What most of you
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readers know the Hostess Food Company has packed twinkies with many
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chemicals. These chemicals give them a longer shelf life, (meaning
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that they won't decay). Now the major reason of food poisoning
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is mostly (if not totally) due to mold. Most mold is is harmful
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towards your body. If you were to put mold on a twinkie it would
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die rather then thrive. Therefore, it is within the capabilities
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of a twinkie to kill the bad mold, by just flowing through your
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entire body. These chemicals do what your body can't.
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Your brain works as computer run completly by chemicals. By
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using chemicals your brain will react in different ways. The
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chemicals in twinkies have the possibilities to alter your thought
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processes. Therefore, it allows you to view things (a problem for
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instance) from a slightly diffrent angle, thus aiding your brain in
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it's work. Twinkies are safer then drugs, because they don't: give
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you cancer, kill braincells, ruin your kidneys or liver.
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So... Eat a twinkie! They're good for you and taste great too!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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