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119 lines
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The Anarchist
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Proudly Presents
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'How to terrorize the neighborhood'
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Preface:
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Now everyone wants to have a little phun now and then in their
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neighborhood..In the following syllabus I hope to show you the easiest,most
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rude, and of course phun way to wreak hell upon your neighbors..heh heh....
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The Noise Makers:
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The tin can gag.
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materials
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(2) two tent stakes fishing wire (nylon) assorted tin cans
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Hammer the tent stakes into the ground on opposite sides of the street. Now
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tie the fishing wire to one pole about 1.5-2 feet off the ground. Next tie the
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various cans,knives,forks,and whatever to the fishing wire..Space everything
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about 10inches apart..Lastly tie the loose e.d to the other pole very
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tightly..Now sit back and wait for a car to come along and <*BAMPH*> The cans
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will be dragged down the street making a terrible noise
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The Anti-muffler tactic
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materials
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Bit & Brace
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hacksaw.
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Crawl under the victims car and quietly as possible cut about a foot of
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muffler tubing off the exaust system.
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=========xxxxxx===== Muffler ==
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^ -----------
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cut out section
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Or if you want to make alot of smoke drill 1/4 inch holes along the muffler
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can itself..Neat for that neighbor that likes to come home at 1:30 am...
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The Cement tire
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Materials
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(2) two 24 oz. fishing weights
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Lug wrench
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Car jack
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Bicyle pump.
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First remove a tire of of your neighbors car..Deflate it...now place the 2
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fishing weights inside the tire..Reinflate...Makes a noise similar to a
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ball-peen hammer striking a steel plate.
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Phone Gags...
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The infamous 'piggyback'
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materials.
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Wire 22g. Two strand.
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("G" cross found in bridging heads)
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Screw driver.
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First find a bridging head...Now find 2 active wire pairs and run a jumper
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between them...(see below)
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! ++------------\** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** **!** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** **!** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** **!** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** +++** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **!
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! ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **!
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++ = two wire tiw in
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-- = two wires
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! = two wires
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When either of the two parties pick up their phone they will hear 2 dial
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tones..And when one person dials he will hear one getting through and the other
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busy..It gets confusing ...
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The Big Boom
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Materials
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Explosive.(usually gasoline & lye)
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Find a bridging head and place a 6 gallon can of gas near the base of the
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bridger..have the doors open Now remove the cap and carefully place a film
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cannister filled with lye or any other strong base into the gasoline Run like
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hell...
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The resulting explosion will completely gut the bridger with flame..the
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plastic wire carings will catch fire and burn...Close to 1000 people will be
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without tele- phone service for over a month
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Credits
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Some original ideas by
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The Eraser
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The rest were thought up by me.
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The Anarchist of hell
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(c)opy freely i don't care
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