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! TERMINAL PANIC !
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! OR !
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!WHY DIDN'T I BECOME AN ENGLISH MAJOR!
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! CREATED BY ! !
! SUSAN CRAWSHAW !
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! TYPED BY !
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! DOLPH OF XANTH !
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COBOL, ASSEMBELER, JCL,
THOSE IBM GUYS BELONG IN HELL.
TO THE COMPILER, MY JOB I DID SEND,
ONLY TO GET A SOC-7 ABEND.
BURIED SOMEWHERE IN MILES OF CODE,
A TINY BUG HAS MADE HIS HOME.
AND SINCE MY MODULES AREN'T BLACK BOXES,
I KICK AND SCREAM, BECOME OBNOXIOUS.
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, MR. DLITCH!"
A TRACE SHOULD NAIL THAT SON OF A BITCH.
OR, PERHAPS A DUMMY DUMP,
IS WHAT I NEED TO FIND THE CHUMP.
BUT READING THAT WOULD BE NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE,
FORGOT, I CAN'T SPEAK HEXADECIMAL.
THIS PROGRAM'S DUE IN TWENTY MINUTES,
AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER FINISH.
DEADLINES APROACHING MUCH TOO FAST...
I KNOW - I'LL BLAME A SYSTEMS CRASH!
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