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53 lines
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! TERMINAL PANIC !
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! OR !
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!WHY DIDN'T I BECOME AN ENGLISH MAJOR!
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! CREATED BY ! !
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! SUSAN CRAWSHAW !
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! TYPED BY !
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! DOLPH OF XANTH !
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COBOL, ASSEMBELER, JCL,
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THOSE IBM GUYS BELONG IN HELL.
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TO THE COMPILER, MY JOB I DID SEND,
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ONLY TO GET A SOC-7 ABEND.
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BURIED SOMEWHERE IN MILES OF CODE,
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A TINY BUG HAS MADE HIS HOME.
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AND SINCE MY MODULES AREN'T BLACK BOXES,
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I KICK AND SCREAM, BECOME OBNOXIOUS.
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"YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, MR. DLITCH!"
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A TRACE SHOULD NAIL THAT SON OF A BITCH.
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OR, PERHAPS A DUMMY DUMP,
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IS WHAT I NEED TO FIND THE CHUMP.
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BUT READING THAT WOULD BE NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE,
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FORGOT, I CAN'T SPEAK HEXADECIMAL.
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THIS PROGRAM'S DUE IN TWENTY MINUTES,
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AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER FINISH.
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DEADLINES APROACHING MUCH TOO FAST...
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I KNOW - I'LL BLAME A SYSTEMS CRASH!
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! CALL THESE BOARDS !
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! (312) 528-5020 RIPCO INTERNATIONAL !
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! (312) 774-2035 GREEK INN !
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! (312) 529-6779 THE LOST CAVERNS !
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! (312) 338-6100 GENERAL MODEM(DD) !
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! (312) 284-6124 ASCII CONNECTION !
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