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STAFF DEVELOPMENT
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In response to the staff development questionnaire the following
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new courses will be available with effect from April 1st 1992.
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Will all staff who wish to attend please contact the new staff
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development officer (Ivor Newone) and quote the reference number.
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These courses will also be available for part -time staff an a
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Saturday morning.
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SELF DEVELOPMENT.
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S1101 Creative suffering.
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S1102 Overcoming peace of mind.
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S1103 You and your birthmark.
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S1104 Guilt without sex.
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S1105 The primal shrug.
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S1106 Ego gratification without violence.
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S1107 Whine your way to alienation.
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S1108 Dealing with post-realisation depression.
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S1109 How to overcome self doubt through pretence and
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ostentation.
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BUSINESS AND CAREER.
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BC101 Money can make you rich.
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BC102 Packaging and selling your kids.
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BC103 How to profit from your body.
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BC104 Looters guide to cities.
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BC105 Tax shelters for the indignent.
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BC106 Career opportunities in the Falklands.
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BC107 The underachievers guide to very small.
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business opportunities.
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CRAFTS.
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CC101 Self-actualisation through macrame.
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CC102 How to draw genitalia.
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CC103 Bonsai your pet.
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CC104 Needle craft for vaccinators.
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CC105 Rearrange your mate.
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HOME ECONOMICS.
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HE101 Cultivating viruses in your refrigerator.
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HE102 Burgleproof your house with concrete.
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HE103 Sinus drainage at home.
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HE104 Basic kitchen taxidermy.
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HE105 The repair and maintenance of your virginity.
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HE106 How to convert a wheelchair into a dune buggy.
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HE107 1001 other uses for your vacuum cleaner.
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HE108 How to convert your family room into a garage.
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HEALTH AND FITNESS.
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HF1121 Creative tooth decay.
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HF1122 The joys of hypochondria.
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HF1123 High fibre sex.
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HF1124 Biofeedback and how to stop it.
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HF1125 Skate your way to regularity.
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HF1226 Understanding nudity.
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HF1227 Tap-dance your way to social ridicule.
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HF1228 Optional bodily functions.
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HF1229 Advanced foreplay for Australians.
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