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For SMOKERS Only.
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One Kool Matinee, Peter Jackson drove to Buckingham in his Belueder.
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He picked up Miss Sweet Caporal and drove to visit the Remrand and
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Du Maurier families. Then he drove her home like a good Sportsman.
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It was near the Old Port and she had room No. 7. They went inside
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and sat down on the Chesterfield.
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After a few drinks, he put his hand on her Cameos and began to
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fondle her Black Cat. She got frightened and told him if he didn't
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stop right away she would call the British Consul and they would
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Export him, but, when he displayed his King Size Cork Tip, she
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shouted "Mark Ten!". If she does not look like a Camel in nine
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months it'll be a Lucky Strike for the Players.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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