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Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by THE BEAR himself!
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This file originated on the Cave BBS, Wellington, New Zealand. +64 4 697379.
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Pick at random any four digit number, such as 8751, then read out phrase 8
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of module A, phrase 7 of module B and so on.
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The result is a SIMP (Simplified Integrated Modular Prose) sentence.
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Add a few more four-digit numbers to make a SIMP paragraph. After you have
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mastered the basic technique, you can realise the full potential of SIMP by
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arranging the modules in DACB, BACD, or ADCB order. In these advanced
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configurations, some additional commas may be needed. Hop to it!
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MODULE A
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1. In particular,
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2. On the other hand,
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3. However,
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4. Similarly,
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5. As a resultant implication,
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6. In this regard,
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7. Based on integral subsystem considerations,
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8. For example,
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9. Thus,
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0. In respect to specific goals,
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MODULE B
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1. a large portion of the interface coordination communication
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2. a constant flow of effective information
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3. the characterisation of specific criteria
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4. initiation of critical subsystem development
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5. the fully integrated test program
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6. the product configuration baseline
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7. any associated supporting element
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8. the incorporation of additional mission constraints
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9. the independent functional principle
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0. a primary interrelationship between system and/or subsystem technologies
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MODULE C
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1. must utilise and be functionally interwoven with
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2. maximises the probability of project success and minimises the cost and
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time required for
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3. adds explicit performance limits to
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4. neccessitates that urgent consideration be applied to
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5. requires considerable systems analysis and trade off studies to arrive at
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6. is further compounded, when taking into account
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7. presents extremely interesting challenges to
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8. recognises the importance of other systems and the neccessity for
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9. effects a significant implementation of
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0. adds overriding performance constraints to
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MODULE D
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1. the sophisticated hardware
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2. the anticipated fifth generation equipment
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3. the subsystem compatibility testing
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4. the structural design, based on system engineering concepts
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5. the preliminary qualification limit
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6. the evolution of specifications over a given time period
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7. the philosophy of commonality and standardisation
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8. the greater fight-worthiness concept
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9. any discrete configuration mode
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0. the total system rationale
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Have fun - The Bear
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