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Sig File Extension No.2
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*** Note: a siganture file is placed at the end of your E-Mail message! ***
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It's out and ready! The Enormous Sig File Extension #2, coming right up....
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(+) ZACK (+)
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(+) }=====\ "LIFE IS PAIN, your Highness..(+)
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(+) esb@kepler.unh.edu X-----+----------> Anyone who is telling you (+)
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(+) E_BRIGGS@UNHH.UNH.EDU X-----+----------> otherwise is trying to sell (+)
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(+) }=====/ you something." (+)
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|Burt Holzman | "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light |
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|bh1t+@andrew.cmu.edu | side, a dark side, and it holds the universe |
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|Carnegie Mellon | together." |
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| University | - Carl Zwanzig |
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| Disclaimer: If CMU wanted to use my opinion, I'd have to fill out the |
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| appropriate paperwork. |
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Scott Parish a.k.a. parsons@matt.ksu.ksu.edu ----------------------------------------------
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"Some people quietly reveal in the manner of the meek, Some people shout the way they feel to a radical degree...
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Some people speak with subtleness, some don't rely on words at all." -- MWS
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William ("Shakespeare") Gulstad / So where are the C.S. babes?
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wogg0743@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu / Joni Mitchell for President!
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I vote, so I can complain! / Did you vote? Then don't complain!
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Republican is the opposite of democracy! / Tune in, drop out, log on.
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Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and with nostrils flaring and manes
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flying, wild horses dragged Sam away. -- The Far Side
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Mitchell Gold |\ But I must forth at dusk, my time of day, /| The Wind
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sundance@rpi.edu | \ To see to the unburdening of skies. / | and
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-----------------------\ Rain was the tears adopted by my eyes /--- the Rain
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ITS Remote Site Operator\ That have none left to stay. / Robert Frost
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hi jeannie:) hi melissa:) hi walker:) hi jenny:)
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hi elephant:) hi oktay:) hi fielek:) hi ed:)
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hi dan:) hi david:) hi pekka:) hi dave:)
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hi jim:) hi chris:) hi todd:) hi colette:)
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Gary Heston uunet!sci34hub!gary or gary@sci34hub.sci.com Authority? Me??
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"I understand the chairman of the Senate Ethics comittee is going to examine
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the check-bouncing scandal with a microscope. ...makes sense... If you're
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going to look at ethics in Congress, a microscope is what you need." J. Leno
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Send cheques, compliments, complaints, money, daughters, etc. to:
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Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-
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crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
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knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
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spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-
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himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-
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gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-
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kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
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The Kumquat
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Disclaimer: I'm self employed - my views aren't even mine.
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I===============================================I
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I Antoine Georges HRAOUI I
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I E-mail: A.Hraoui@frcl.bull.fr I
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I Je ne represente que moi-meme, et encore... I
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I===============================================I
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--Stacey
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CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," It Is
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Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both
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Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
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|o o|
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/\-/\
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........................................................................
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. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world .
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. owes you nothing. It was here first. --- Mark Twain .
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Wilson MacGyver |Internet:macgyver@cis.ohio-state.edu
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=====================================|Disclaimer:All opinions are mine only
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"Uh, we've met once, before he was deported from the states."
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"Yea?"
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"Well, Dave kind of blames me for that."
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- MacGyver, "The Gauntlet"
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+----------------------+------------------------------+-------------------+
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| Mary Ries | "... and I too will love him | Software Engineer |
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| mcr@meaddata.com | and show myself to him." | Mead Data Central |
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| ..uunet!meaddata!mcr | John 14:21 | Dayton, Ohio |
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+----------------------+------------------------------+-------------------+
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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| Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com "Ho Ho Ho" - S. Claus |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| The mailer is starting to work. I'm trying to catch up on the email, |
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| especially those asking for studies and references, and so forth. |
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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+----------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
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|"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...| Mike Burden |
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| only MUCH better!" -Laurie Anderson |sharkey!wybbs.mi.org!mwb|
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+----------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
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Disclaimer for the humor impared:
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This is rec.humor. No doubt what you read here are jokes, or attempts at
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them. No one would pay for my attempts at humor here, much less endorse them.
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They tolerate it since I can be more productive when I have a chance to
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indulge my self. You can be so dense!
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OBQ:
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"Nobody get me" - Bill Murray, Scrouged
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1301191019916
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Don't just sit there. Enjoy yourself. Hit someone!
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:<) <|-) @== 8 :-)
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|-) |-D
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~~~~~~ Frank Maas | maas@dutiws.tudelft.nl | TU Delft, The Netherlands ~~~~~~~
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/\ ==Prettige Kerstdagen en 'n Gelukkig Nieuwjaar== |_| | ****
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/__\ ==Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year== . _| | **
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/_o__\ ==Feliz Navidad y Feliz Ano Nuevo== . __ __
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/o___o_\ ==Joyeux Noel et une Bonne Annee== \_/ | | |
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/___o____\ ==S Rozhdestvom i S Novym Godom== v |__| __|
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/_o____o___\ ==God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar== _|_ ||
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|Goozin' Garee = garee@bnr.ca |
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|My opinions are my own and are not supported by|
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|Bell Northern Research (Even though I AM right)|
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|"I hear your lips moving, but I can't see what |
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| you're saying." - me |
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____ ___ _ _ _ # |\/\/\/| # A man who kills another man
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/ __ > / _ \ | | | | | | # | | # is a murderer. A man who
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| <___ | / \ || | | | | | # | 0 0) # _____________ kills 10,000 men
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\__ \ || ||| | | | | | # C _) Hey, dude! # is a hero
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__> | | \_/ || \__/ | | |___ # | ,__| He's the Soulman #
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<____/ \___/ \____/ |_____| # | / Who the hell are you?# Tolstoi
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Isn't it amazing how much junk can get into these .sigs? I should get one.
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Laurent Duperval (u1238@jsp.umontreal.ca) (duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca)
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Timothy Dodge, 221 N. 16th Street, Easton, PA 18042, PH(258 && (3021 || 6733))
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< Insert Line> | CyberLink.....dodgeT@batman.moravian.edu| We can't play, we
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< Noise Here > | Member: Top Quark and the Blue Gluons | just sound good...
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Fuzzy Logic: For those that are tired of cold, hard facts.
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orb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu "Two roads diverged in the forest
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And I - I chose to climb the nearest tree.
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And that has made all the difference."
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--
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P.K.
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Geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu
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"OH YEAH. . . well, if you're so
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bright, how come you don't have a better .sig?"
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+------
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From: Zhou Mi
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| | | |-------| {}Zhou Mi, RZA, Systems R&D LAB., OMRON Co. Japan{}
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| ~|~ | /| \/ \ {}E-Mail: zhoumi@rza.mac.omron.co.jp {}
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| ~~~~~ | \/__\ {} zhoumi@ari.ncl.omron.co.jp {}
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| |~| | / | {}TEL: (+81) 0427-92-8718 x 419 {}
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/ ~ \| |__|__| {}FAX: (+81) 0427-92-8710 Toll: 7-331-419 {}
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| Daniel Jenkins | Nothing is certain in | o o |
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| Shock and Detonation Physics Group |life except system crashes| U |
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| | and hard disk failure | |
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| U.C.W. Aberystwyth +---------+----------------+ \_/ |
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| |I'm mad about +-----+
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|Phone me on 0970 622808 or via internal lines 2808 |UNIX (mad because it |
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|If I am in Frongoch then phone 0970 624925 |never bloody works!) |
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J. Fielek DoD#0385 AMA#517381 HSTA#2306 Rider#255127 Cyclops Lives!!
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'82 GS550MZ Katana, '86 VF1000R Interceptor, '88 EX500 Superbike
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Politics - Formed from the Latin 'poly', meaning many, and 'tic',
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meaning little bloodsucking insects. | Visualize World Spooge.
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|walt@unhsst.unh.edu |Walter R. Trachim == University of New Hampshire |
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|wrt@kepler.unh.edu |Network Services, Durham, NH 03824 |
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|w_trachim@unhh.unh.edu|Voice: (603)862-4742 Fax: (603)862-2030 |
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that your
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initial objective was to drain the swamp." --U.S. Marine Corps Proverb
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Marc Reeve
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no .sig as yet
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___________________ .*******. ___________________
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20 Years of Rock 'N' Roll
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1971 - 1991
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__________________________________ ____________________________________
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( ) ( \
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\ Robert W Mangum II (_____) Email: mangum@eola.cs.ucf.edu \
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) 13414 Parcher Avenue _____ robert@monster.saic.com )
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/ Herndon, VA 22070 ( ) Voice: (703) 437-4653 /
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* *
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* frog frog@ux.acs.umn.edu \---------\ /---------/ "They say the sea *
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* a.k.a. Cynth and/or Ceoneth \***** ***\/* * ***/ is cold, but the *
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* a.k.a. Anlin and/or Chaluth \** **** * ***/ sea contains the *
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* a.k.a. Cynthia Proff \_____* ** _____/ hottest blood of all, *
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* \ / and the wildest, the *
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* "What is the air speed velocity | | most urgent..." *
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* of an unladen swallow?" / \ D.H. Lawrence *
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-Hades (Brian V. Hughes) | "Under normal circumstances you would be right,
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hades@Coos.Dartmouth.Edu | but in a Stupid Movie, Shark is the fastest
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Mac Database Developer | form of transportation known to man."
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Dartmouth Medical School | -- Richard Jenny on watching Jaws 4
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Kristen Kohlbecker If I gave you Diamonds and Pearls,
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kkohlbec@scueng.scu.edu would you be a happy boy or a girl?
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tyger@netcom.com If I could I would give you the world,
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but all I can do is just offer you
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A Tyger and a Lady my love... _Diamonds and Pearls_
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"Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
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in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, | [Not a UCSD employee]
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and learn to play the flute!" |
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** Kathleen (Kathy) Clark **
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** clark@umbc5.umbc.edu ( oo ) ,-' **
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** Q/--\Q **
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--
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***** The Rink ***** GEEZ Mahn, I surrounded by amateurs! -- Sebastian
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* ss1@kepler.unh.edu * I sure think this e-mail is slick; I don't even
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*** *** have to taste the stamp! -- Troy Ames Young
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***** Cheers!! *****
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