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... From the SU-SCORE Bulletin board
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Date: 1 Jul 1981 14:36 PDT
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From: Trigoboff.PA
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Subject: From the Western Psychological Association
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Forwarded-By: Woods at PARC
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Reply-To: Trigoboff at PARC
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Found in the June "Psychology Today" ...
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... the Western Psychological Association decided to liven up its 1981 program
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with a few tongue-in-cheek notices. For example:
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MORE SPORTS RESULTS
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The Beverly Hills Freudians tied the Chicago Rogerians 0-0 last Saturday night.
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The match started with a long period of silence while the Freudians waited for
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the Rogerians to free associate and the Rogerians waited for the Freudians to
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say something they could paraphrase. The stalemate was broken when the
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Freudians' best player took the offensive and interpreted the Rogerians'
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silence as reflecting their anal-retentive personalities. At this the
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Rogerians' star player said "I hear you saying you think we're full of
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ka-ka." This started a fight and the match was called by officials.
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CONVENTION REMINDER
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No experiment was approved for the convention by the Human Subjects
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Committee of the WPA Convention Planning Team. If you notice smoke coming
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from under a closed door, if you find a body on the hotel carpet, or if you
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meet someone who orders you to press the 450-volt button, just react as you
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would normally.
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GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE
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being genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how to be a little phony
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again? Have you disclosed so much that you're beginning to avoid people?
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Have you touched so many people that they're all beginning to feel the same?
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Like to be a little dependent? Are perfect orgasms beginning to bore you?
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Would you like, for once, not to express a feeling? Or better yet, not be in
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touch with it at all? Come to us. We promise to relieve you of the burden of
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your great potential.
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