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52 lines
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In the Beginning there was The Plan
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And then came the Assumptions
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And the Assumptions were without Form
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And the Plan was completely without Substance
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And The Darkness was upon the face of The Workers
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And they Spake among Themselves, Saying,
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"It is a Crock of Shit, And it Stinkith."
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And The Workers went unto their Supervisors and Sayeth,
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"It is a Pail of Dung and none may Abide the Odor Thereof."
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And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and Sayeth unto them,
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"It is a Container of Excrement and It is very strong,
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Such that None may Abide by It."
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And the Managers went unto their Directors and Sayeth,
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"It is a Vessel of Fertilizer, and None may Abide Its Strength."
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And the Directors spoke amongst Themselves, Saying One to Another,
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"It contains That Which Aids Plant Growth, and It is Very Strong."
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And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and Sayeth unto Them,
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"It promotes Growth and is Very Powerful."
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And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and Sayeth unto Him,
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"This New Plan will actively promote the Growth and Efficiency of This
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Company, and These Areas in Particular."
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And The President looked upon The Plan
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And Saw that It Was Good. And The Plan Became Policy.
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This is how Shit Happens.
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