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SeaGull Electronic University
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Fall Semester 1990
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Self Improvement Courses
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SeaGull Electronic University Improvement Resource Center
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FALL QUARTER 1990
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Self Improvement Home Economics
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SI 101 Creative Suffering HE 401 How to Convert your Vacuum
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to a Fully-Automatic Rifle.
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SI 102 Overcoming Peace of Mind. HE 402 How You Can Convert Your
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Family Room into a Garage.
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SI 103 You and your Birthmark. HE 403 Cultivating Viruses in Your
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Refrigerator.
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SI 104 Guilt Without Sex. HE 404 Burglarproof Your Home with
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Concrete.
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SI 105 The Primal Shrug. HE 405 Sinus Drainage at Home.
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SI 106 Ego Gratification thru HE 406 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy.
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Violence.
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SI 107 Molding Your Child's Be- HE 407 1001 Uses for your Vacuum.
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havior thru Guilt and Fear.
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SI 108 Dealing with Post-Realization HE 408 Repairing and Maintaining
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Depression. Virginity.
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SI 109 Whining You Way to Alienation. HE 409 How to Convert a Wheelchair
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into a Dune Buggy.
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SI 110 How to Overcome Self-Doubt HE 410 Christianity and the Art of
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Through Pretense and RV Maintenance.
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Ostentation.
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SI 111 Type A People Have More Fun. HE 411 Cat Hair Macrame.
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HE 412 What to do With Your
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Conversation Pit.
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Business and Career Health
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BC 201 How I Made $100 in Real Estate. HL 501 Creative Tooth Decay.
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BC 202 Money Can Make You Rich. HL 502 Exorcise Your Acne.
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BC 203 Packaging and Selling Your HL 503 The Joys of Hypochondria.
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Child.
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BC 204 Career Oportunities in HL 504 High Fiber Sex.
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El Salvador.
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BC 205 How to Profit from Your Own HL 505 Suicide and Your Health.
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Body.
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BC 206 The Under-achiever's Guide HL 506 Bio-feedback and How to
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to Very Small Business Stop It.
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Opportunities.
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BC 207 Tax Shelters for the Indigent. HL 507 Skate Yourself To Reg-
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ularity.
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BC 208 Looting as a Career. HL 508 Understanding Nudity.
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BC 209 Mortgage Reduction Through HL 509 Optional Body Functions.
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Arson.
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BC 210 Greed for Non-Business Majors. HL 510 Tap Dance Your Way to Social
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Ridicule.
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BC 211 Power Farting. HL 511 Aerobatics for Low Flyers.
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HL 512 Dressing Right, Dressing
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Left.
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Crafts HL 513 Female Anatomy by Braille.
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HL 514 Basic Miracle Cures.
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CR 301 Self Actualization Through
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Macrame'.
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CR 302 Needlecraft for Junkies.
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CR 303 Cuticle Crafts.
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CR 304 Gifts for the Senile.
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CR 305 Bonsai Your Pet.
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CR 306 How to Draw Genitalia.
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1. Further courses will be avaliable on Business and Career, Health,
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and Crafts.
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2. Students may suggest addittional subjects via E-Mail.
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3. Classes meet every morning at SeaGull Beach, in West Yarmouth,
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usually before 7:00 A.M.. Check with your instructor.
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