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SeaGull Electronic University
Fall Semester 1990
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Self Improvement Courses
SeaGull Electronic University Improvement Resource Center
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FALL QUARTER 1990
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Self Improvement Home Economics
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SI 101 Creative Suffering HE 401 How to Convert your Vacuum
to a Fully-Automatic Rifle.
SI 102 Overcoming Peace of Mind. HE 402 How You Can Convert Your
Family Room into a Garage.
SI 103 You and your Birthmark. HE 403 Cultivating Viruses in Your
Refrigerator.
SI 104 Guilt Without Sex. HE 404 Burglarproof Your Home with
Concrete.
SI 105 The Primal Shrug. HE 405 Sinus Drainage at Home.
SI 106 Ego Gratification thru HE 406 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy.
Violence.
SI 107 Molding Your Child's Be- HE 407 1001 Uses for your Vacuum.
havior thru Guilt and Fear.
SI 108 Dealing with Post-Realization HE 408 Repairing and Maintaining
Depression. Virginity.
SI 109 Whining You Way to Alienation. HE 409 How to Convert a Wheelchair
into a Dune Buggy.
SI 110 How to Overcome Self-Doubt HE 410 Christianity and the Art of
Through Pretense and RV Maintenance.
Ostentation.
SI 111 Type A People Have More Fun. HE 411 Cat Hair Macrame.
HE 412 What to do With Your
Conversation Pit.
Business and Career Health
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BC 201 How I Made $100 in Real Estate. HL 501 Creative Tooth Decay.
BC 202 Money Can Make You Rich. HL 502 Exorcise Your Acne.
BC 203 Packaging and Selling Your HL 503 The Joys of Hypochondria.
Child.
BC 204 Career Oportunities in HL 504 High Fiber Sex.
El Salvador.
BC 205 How to Profit from Your Own HL 505 Suicide and Your Health.
Body.
BC 206 The Under-achiever's Guide HL 506 Bio-feedback and How to
to Very Small Business Stop It.
Opportunities.
BC 207 Tax Shelters for the Indigent. HL 507 Skate Yourself To Reg-
ularity.
BC 208 Looting as a Career. HL 508 Understanding Nudity.
BC 209 Mortgage Reduction Through HL 509 Optional Body Functions.
Arson.
BC 210 Greed for Non-Business Majors. HL 510 Tap Dance Your Way to Social
Ridicule.
BC 211 Power Farting. HL 511 Aerobatics for Low Flyers.
HL 512 Dressing Right, Dressing
Left.
Crafts HL 513 Female Anatomy by Braille.
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HL 514 Basic Miracle Cures.
CR 301 Self Actualization Through
Macrame'.
CR 302 Needlecraft for Junkies.
CR 303 Cuticle Crafts.
CR 304 Gifts for the Senile.
CR 305 Bonsai Your Pet.
CR 306 How to Draw Genitalia.
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1. Further courses will be avaliable on Business and Career, Health,
and Crafts.
2. Students may suggest addittional subjects via E-Mail.
3. Classes meet every morning at SeaGull Beach, in West Yarmouth,
usually before 7:00 A.M.. Check with your instructor.
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