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From cate3.osbunorth@xerox.com Tue Aug 7 13:05:32 1990
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From: cate3.osbunorth@xerox.com (Henry Cate III)
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Subject: Graffiti with a twist
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Here's a collection of Scientific and Futuristic graffiti:
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Microwaves frizz your heir.
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Got Mole problems? Call Avagadro: 6.02 x 10-23.
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Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
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Bumper sticker: I'd rather be teleporting.
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God didn't create the world in seven days.
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He rested for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
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Biology grows on you.
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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
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Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within.
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Your test tube wears combat boots!
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James Watt is so dense, he absorbs neutrinos.
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Quasars shift red
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Hot stars burn blue
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Space is warped
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And so are you.
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Time is just nature's way of keeping everything
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>from happening all at once.
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There's no future in time travel.
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Warning: Due to the robot shortage, some of our bartenders
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are human and will react unpredictably when insulted.
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Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Entropy isn't what it used to be.
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Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
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Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
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Invest in physics, own a piece of Dirac.
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Health is simply the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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The reason computer chips are so small
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is that computers don't eat much.
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186,000 mps: It isn't only a good idea; it's the law!
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Radioactive cats half 18 half-lives.
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Henry Cate III
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(ucbvax!xerox.com!cate3.osbunorth) OR (cate3.osbunorth@Xerox.Com)
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The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial,
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not a system to let him get off on technicalities.
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