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101 Ways To Say NO
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Presented by
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Vuarnet International
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617/527.oo91
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01. I have to floss my cat
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02. I've dedicated my life to linguine
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03. I want to spend more time with my blender
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04. The President said he might drop by
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05. I've been schedule for a karma transplant
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06. The man on the T.V. told me to stay tuned
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07. I'm staying home to work on my cottage chesse sculpture
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08. It's my parakeet's bowling night
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09. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People
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10. I,m building a pig from a kit
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11. I did my own thing and now have to undo it
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12. I,m enrolled is aerobic scream therapy
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13. There's a distrubance in the force
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14. I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling
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15. I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted
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16. I'm teaching my farrot to yodel
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17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products
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18. I'm going thru cherry chesse cake withdrawals
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19. I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves
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20. My crayons all melted together
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21. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes
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22. I'm in training to be a household pest
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23. I'm getting my overalls overhauled
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24. My patent is pending
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25. I'm attending the opening of my garage door
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26. I'm sandblasting my oven
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27. I'm worried about my vertical hold
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28. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise
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29. I'm being deported
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30. The grunion are running
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31. I'll be looking for a parking lot
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32. My Millard Fillmore Fan Club meets then
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33. The monsters haven't turned blue yet,and I have to eat more dots
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34. I'm taking punk totem pole carving
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35. I have to fluff my shower cap
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36. I'm converting my calendar watch from Gregorian to Jullian
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37. I've come down with a real horrible case of something or other
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38. I've made an appointment with a cuticle specialist
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39. My plot to take over the world is thickening
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40. I have to fullfill my potential
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41. I don't want to leave my comfort zone
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42. It's to close to the turn of the century
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43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary
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44. My subcconscious says no
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45. I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store
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46. I left my body in my other clothes
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47. The last time I left I never came back
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48. I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting
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49. I have to answer all my "occupant" letters
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50. None of my socks match
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51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda
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52. I'm have all my plants neutered
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53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American war
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54. I changed the locks on my doors and now I can't get out
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55. I'm making a home movie called "The thing that grew in my refrigerator"
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56. I'm attending a perfume convention as a guest sniffer
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57. My Yucca plant is feeling yucky
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58. I'm touring China with a Wok band
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59. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night
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60. I never go out on day that end in "y"
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61. My mothe would never let me hear the end of it
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62. I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named
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Basil Metabolism
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63. I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it
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dowm
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64. I'm to old/young for that stuff
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65. I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair
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66. I have to much quilt
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67. There are important world issues I have to worry about
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68. I have to draw "Chubby" for an art scholarshipp
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69. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with someone else
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70. I promised a friend I'd help him fold road maps
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71. I feel a song coming on
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72. I'm trying to be less popular
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73. My bathroom tiles need regrouting
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74. I have to bleach my hare
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75. I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner
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76. I'm writing a love letter to Tony Geary
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77. You know how we psychos are
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78. My favorite commercial is on TV
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79. I have to study for a blood test
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80. I'm going to be old someday
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81. I've been traded to Cincinnati
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82. I'm observing National Apathy Week
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83. I have to rotate the crops
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84. My uncle escaped again
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85. I'm up to my elbows in yellow waxy buildup
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86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar
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87. I'm having my baby shoes bronzed
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88. I have to go to court for kitty litering
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89. I'm going to count the bristles on my toothbrush
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90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner
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91. Having fun gives me prickly heat
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92. I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if someone is looking for
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me
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93. I have to jog my memory
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94. My palm reader advised against it
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95. My "Dress for Obscurity" class meets then
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96. I have to stay home and see if I snore
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97. I prefer to remain an enigma
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98. I think you want the OTHER_______(your name)______
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99. I have to sit up with a sick ant
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100.I'm trying to cut down
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101.....well maybe
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-/Vuarnet International/-
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617/527.oo91
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