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Guide to safe FAX
Q: How well should I know the person to insure having safe fax?
A: It generally helps to know the person you are faxing,
especially if you want meaningful fax. But there are many people who
safely fax complete strangers every day.
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not. But you should not allow faxing yourself to
interfere with faxing others.
Q: I fax numerous times a day. Is this normal? My friends say
I fax to much.
A: Yes, it is normal. But be careful to allow enough time for
other activities such as eating and sleeping. And about your
friends: They're probably just jealous.
Q: There is a place down the street where you can go paty for
fax. Is this legal?
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives
and must pay a professional when their need for fax becomes to great.
Q: Should a cover always be used when faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the person you are faxing, a
cover should be used to insure safe fax.
Q: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmission
become mixed up?
A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a
cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed
to.
Q: Is it ethical to fax your co-workers?
A: Yes. Faxing is okay between consenting adults, but be
certain that you are not engaging in faxual harassment or else you may
lose your job, or worse end up in jail.
Q: How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, as long as the person
knows which switches to flip, which buttons to push, and what is
inserted where.
Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax
prematurely?
A: Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't
faxed in a long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if
you try again.