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* This copy was obtained (rather indirectly) from the Dartmouth College
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* Computing Center. Rumour has it that it was typed in from the movie
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* but, as it occured some while ago, no one is really sure of its origins.
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* I'm afraid this copy is a little bit damaged. Feel free to fix it up,
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* just be careful not to mung it. Or you can send mail to DRW, and I'll
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* patch it up.
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*/
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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[ Props: (in some sort of order)
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Rice
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Bouquet (opt)
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Rings (opt)
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Newspaper (pref. Plain Dealer)
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Water (squirt gun, or whatever)
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Matches (failing which, another source of light)
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Doughnuts (opt)
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Rubber Gloves (opt)
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Noisemaker
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Confetti (torn newpapers will suffice)
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Toilet Paper (pref. Scott)
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Toast
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Party Hat
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Bell
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Frankfurters (opt)
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Sponges (opt)
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Cards
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Paper Airplanes
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General Information:
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Audience instructions are in square brackets. Text in quotes
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is to be shouted. The instruction 'Echo' indicates that the
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following line is to be shouted in unison with the film.
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Whenever Brad appears, or, especially, introduces himself,
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the line "Asshole!" is appropriate. With more discretion,
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the line "Nice" (Nissss)is appropriate to Janet. Whenever
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Narrator (Charles Gray) appears, the following lines and
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variants are appropriate: "He's got no neck!"; "Bo-ring!";
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"Charles Gray, he's O.K.!". Dr. Scott may be booed. ]
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page one --
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SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE
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[at opening bars of music, "Lips!" until lips appear ("Thank You")]
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Usherette(lips): Michael Rennie was ill
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
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But he told us where we stand.
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And Flash Gordon was there
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In silver underwear,
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Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
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Then something went wrong
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For Fay Wray and King Kong;
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They got caught in a celluloid jam.
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Then at a deadly pace
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It Came From... ["where?"] Outer Space.
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And this is how the message ran:
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["Freeze!"]
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Chorus: Science fiction, double feature
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Doctor X will build a creature.
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See androids fighting Brad and Janet
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Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
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At the late night, double feature, picture show.
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Usherette(lips): I knew Leo G. Carrol
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Was over a barrel
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When Tarantula took to the hills. ["Lick it!"]
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And I really got hot
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When I saw Jeanette Scott
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Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
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Dana Andrews said Prunes
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Gave him the runes
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And passing them used lots of skills.
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But When Worlds Collide,
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Said George Powell to his bride,
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"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
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Like a...
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[("X-ray!")]
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Chorus: Science fiction, double feature
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Doctor X will build a creature.
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See androids fighting Brad and Janet
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Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
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At the late night, double feature, picture show.
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I wanna go
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Oh Oh Oh
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To the late night double feature picture show,
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By RKO,
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Oh Oh Oh
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To the late night double feature picture show,
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In the back row, [front row: "Fuck the back row!"]
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[back row: "Yay Back Row!" (general cheers)]
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Oh Oh Oh
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To the late night, double feature, picture show!
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page two --
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Dentonian: Here they come! (Dentonians cheer and throw rice) [throw RICE]
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Photographer: Let's get a picture. Close together now. The folks and
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then the grandparents. Just of the close family. Ahhh,
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hold that. Beautiful. And... (snap)
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Ralph: I guess we finally did it, huh.
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Brad: I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have
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been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher
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class.
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Ralph: Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I
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showed up in the first place. (chuckles)
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Betty: O.K. you guys, this is it. (everyone screams)
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Ralph: Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet. [throw BOUQUET]
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Janet: ["Catch it, Janet!"] I got it! I got it!
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Ralph: Hey big fella, looks like it could be your turn next, eh?
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Brad: Who knows. ["The Shadow knows!"]
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Ralph: Well, so long, see you Brad. Guess we better get get going now Bett
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Come on, hop in. (they drive away)
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Janet: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Wasn't Betty radiantly beautiful?
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I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe
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and now...
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["Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt!"] now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt.
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["I'd rather be Betty Monroe!"]
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Brad: Yes Janet, Ralph is a lucky guy.
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Janet: Yes.
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Dentonian: I always cry at weddings. ["So do I!" or "What the fuck do you do at
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funerals, bitch?!"]
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Brad: Everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook.
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["Yes, and she's a great little fuck, too!"]
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Janet: Yes.
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Brad: Why Ralph himself, he'll be up for a promotion in a year or two.
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["If he doesn't get busted!"]
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Janet: Yes.
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DAMMIT JANET
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Brad: Hey Janet.
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Janet: Yes Brad?
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page three --
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Brad: I've got something to say.
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Janet: Uh huh.
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["Say it, Brad!"]
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Brad: I really love the... ["Starts with an S..."] skillful way... you beat
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the other girls... ["With whips and chains?"] to the bride's bouquet.
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Janet: Oh Brad.
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["Sing it, Brad!(Asshole)"]
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[audience echoes 'Janet's, 'Oh Brad's, 'Dammit, Janet's]
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Brad: The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
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The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
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So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
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I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.
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The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
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There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet)
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If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
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I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you.
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Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker.
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There's three ways that love can grow.
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That's good, bad, or mediocre.
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Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so.
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["Don't drop it!"]
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Janet: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad)
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Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
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That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad)
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I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too.
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Oh Brad...
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Brad: Oh... dammit.
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Janet: I'm mad...
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Brad: Oh, Janet.
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Janet: For you.
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Brad: I love you too.
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Brad & Janet: There's one thing left to do - ah - oo.
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Brad: And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet)
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When we met in his science exam - it (Janet)
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Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet)
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Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you.
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Dammit, Janet.
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Janet: Oh Brad, I'm mad.
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page four --
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Brad: Dammit, Janet.
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Brad & Janet: I love you.
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Narrator: I would like, ah, if I may, ["You may!"] ...to take you on a
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strange journey. It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors
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his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, normal, healthy kids, left Denton
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that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor,
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now friend to both of them. It's true there were dark storm clouds.
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["Adjectives, please!" or "Describe your balls!"]
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heavy, black, and pendulous, towards which they were driving.
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It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying
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was badly in need of some air, but, uh, they being normal kids, on a
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night out... well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the rest
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their evening, were they? ["What kind of night was it?"] ...On a night
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out... ["WHAT kind of night?"] it was a night out they were going to
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remember... ["How long?"] for a very long time.
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Janet: Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us.
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They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the
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weather and all.
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["Say something stupid, Brad(Asshole)!"]
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Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. ["Asshole!"]
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Janet: Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling?
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Brad: We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. ["You took the
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salad fork!"]
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Janet: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from?
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Brad: Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back.
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["Don't back up!"] (BOOM)
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Janet: Oh! What was that bang?
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Brad: We must have a blowout. DAMMIT! ["Janet!"] I knew I should have
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gotten that spare tire fixed. ["Asshole!"] Well, you just stay here
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keep warm and I'll go for help.
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Janet: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere?
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Brad: ["Try the castle!"] ...Didn't we pass a castle back down the road
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a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone we could use.
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["Castles don't have telephones, asshole!"]
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Janet: I'm going with you.
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Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet.
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Janet: I'm coming with you! Besides darling, the owner of that phone
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might be a beautiful woman, ["He is!"] and you might never come back
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Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh.
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[they get out of the car "Kick it!". NEWSPAPERS over heads, squirt
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the virgins sitting in front of you]
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page five --
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OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
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Janet: In the velvet darkness,
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Of the blackest night,
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Burning bright, there's a guiding star.
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No matter what or who you are.
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Brad & Janet: There's a light... [light MATCHES on 'light']
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Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place.
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Brad & Janet: There's a light...
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Chorus: Burning in the fireplace...
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[MATCHES out on 'darkness' - "Darkness!" if any lights still on]
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Brad & Janet: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life.
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["Sing it, Riff (Raff)!"]
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Riff Raff: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming.
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Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
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Into my life. Into my life...
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Brad & Janet: There's a light... [MATCHES again]
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Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place.
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Brad & Janet: There's a light...
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Chorus: Burning in the fireplace.
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There's a light, a light
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Brad & Janet: [off at 'Darkness'] ...in the darkness of everybody's life.
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(in the stage version right after the first chorus Brad has this extra
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verse:
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Brad: I can see the flag fly
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I can see the rain
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Just the same, there has got to be
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Something better here for you and me.
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(repeat chorus))
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Narrator: And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and
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that they had found the assistance that their plight required.
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["Or had they?"] ...Or had they?
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Janet: Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and frightened...
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Brad: Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone.
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(doorbell rings, door creaks open)
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Riff Raff: Hello. ["Hello"]
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Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss.
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I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down
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a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use?
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Riff Raff: You're wet. ["No shit, Sherlock!"]
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Janet: Yes - it's raining. ["No shit, Janet!"]
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Brad: Yes.
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Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
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["Better than coming outside!"]
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Janet: ["How kind is he?"] You're too kind. ["No, he's not"]
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Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
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Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
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Janet: Oh (forlornly)
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Riff Raff: ["Which way?"] This way.
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Janet: Are you having a party?
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["What kind of night is it?"]
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Riff Raff: You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the
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master's affairs.
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Janet: Oh lucky him.
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[echo next line ("You're lucky... ha ha ha ha ha")]
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Magenta: You're lucky, He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha ha ha
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["The banister's lucky!"]
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(- seven dongs -) [don't ask -ed.]
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THE TIME WARP
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Riff Raff: It's astounding;
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Time is fleeting;
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Madness takes its toll.
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But listen closely...
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Magenta: Not for very much longer.
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Riff Raff: I've got to keep control.
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I remember doing the time-warp
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Drinking those moments when
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The darkness would hit me
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Riff & Magenta: And a void would be calling...
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Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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[Here are the instructions: DO IT!]
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page seven --
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Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
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All: And then a step to the right.
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Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
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All: You bring your knees in tight.
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But it's the pelvic thrust
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That really drives you insane.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
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So you can't see me, no, not at all.
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In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
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Well secluded, I see all.
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Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip
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Magenta: You're into the time slip.
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Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.
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Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation.
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Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation.
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All: Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just having a think
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When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
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He shook me up, he took me by surprise
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He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
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He stared at me and I felt a change.
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Time meant nothing, never would again.
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All: Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
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All: And then a step to the right.
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Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
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All: You bring your knees in tight.
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But it's the pelvic thrust
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That really drives you insane.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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(Columbia tap-dances [just before she hits the stairs "Watch out!"]
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page eight --
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All: Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.
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All: And then a step to the right.
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Narrator: With your hands on your hips.
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All: You bring your knees in tight.
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But it's the pelvic thrust
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that really drives you insane.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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Let's do the time-warp again.
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["Say something stupid, Brad!(Asshole)"]
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Janet: Brad, say something. (whispered)
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Brad: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison? ["Asshole!"]
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Janet: Brad, please, let's get out of here.
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Brad: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet.
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(music cue softly at first, crescendo up) [tap/clap in time to Frank
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Janet: But it... it seems so unhealthy here.
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Brad: It's just a party, Janet.
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Janet: Well - I want to go.
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Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
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Janet: Well then ask the butler or someone.
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Brad: Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere
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with their celebration.
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Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad.
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Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own.
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They may do some more folk dancing.
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Janet: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared.
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Brad: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about
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SWEET TRANSVESTITE
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Frank: How do you do, I
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See you've met my
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Faithful handyman.
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1S
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page nine --
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He's just a little brought down
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Because when you knocked
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He thought you were the candyman.
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Don't get strung out by the way I look.
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Don't judge a book by its cover.
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I'm not much of a man by the light of day
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But by night I'm one hell of a lover. ["Throw it!"]
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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From Transexual, Transylvania.
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Let me show you around
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Maybe play you a sound.
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You look like you're both pretty groovy.
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Or if you want something visual
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That's not too abysmal,
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We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
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Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home,
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Could we use your phone?
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We're both in a bit of a hurry.
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Janet: [echo 'Right'] Right.
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Brad: We'll just say where we are,
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Then go back to the car.
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We don't want to be any worry.
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Frank: Well you got with a flat, well, [echo] how 'bout that?
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Well, babies, don't you panic.
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By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
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I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
|
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From Transexual, Transylvania.
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Why don't you stay for the night?
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Riff Raff: [echo] Night.
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Frank: Or maybe a bite?
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Columbia: [echo] Bite.
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Frank: I could show you my favourite obsession. ["Sex!"]
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I've been making a man ["Not him!"]
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With blond hair and a tan
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And he's good for relieving my... ["Erection!"] ...tension
|
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
|
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From Transexual, Transylvania.
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[echo] HIT IT, HIT IT!
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet transvestite
|
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page ten --
|
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Frank: From Transexual,
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||
|
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Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania.
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|
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Frank: So - come up to the lab,
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And see what's on the slab.
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I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) ["SAY IT!"] - pation.
|
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But maybe the rain
|
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Isn't really to blame.
|
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So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) ["What about the symptom?"]
|
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But not the symptom.
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|
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(applause) (Brad and Janet are given towels and both say thank you)
|
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(Columbia and Riff Raff start to undress Brad and Janet)
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Janet: Oh! Brad!
|
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Brad: It's all right Janet. We'll play along for now and pull
|
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out the aces when the time is right. ["Aces!"]
|
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|
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Columbia: Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.
|
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|
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Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee,
|
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Janet Weiss; you are...
|
||
|
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Columbia: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.
|
||
Some people would give their right arm for the priviledge. ["Take mine!"]
|
||
|
||
Brad: People like you maybe.
|
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|
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Columbia: Ha! I've seen it.
|
||
|
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(Riff Raff pours wine into a glass, takes a swig from the bottle, an
|
||
lets it drop after Columbia says "Shift it" ["Drop it!"])
|
||
|
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Riff Raff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting.
|
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|
||
Columbia: Shift it.
|
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|
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(Janet screeches - the elevator goes up)
|
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|
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Janet: Is he your husband?
|
||
|
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Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I expect he ever
|
||
shall be. We are simply his servants.
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh.
|
||
|
||
["Virgins first ... Assholes second... Servants, Groupies, and Weirdos
|
||
third, fourth, and fifth" schtick]
|
||
|
||
Frank: ["What's your favorite color?"] Magenta, ["Where do you get your pot?"]
|
||
Columbia, go assist Riff Raff. I will entertain ...uh huh huh... (chuckles)
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page eleven --
|
||
|
||
Brad: Brad Majors. And this is my fiancee, Janet "Vice". ["Weisssss"]
|
||
|
||
Janet: Weiss.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Weiss? um
|
||
|
||
Frank: ["Say something in French"] Enchante.
|
||
|
||
(Janet giggles)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Well! how nice. And what charming underclothes you both have.
|
||
But here. Put these (smocks) on. They'll make you feel less ["Horny"]
|
||
vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer
|
||
them... hospitality.
|
||
|
||
["Get tough, Brad!"]
|
||
Brad: Hospitality!? All we asked was to use your telephone,
|
||
Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore.
|
||
|
||
Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Ungrateful! [when Brad removes his glasses, "It's Superman!"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood.
|
||
So... dominant (crowd has flurry of laughs). You must be awfully pr
|
||
of him, Janet.
|
||
|
||
Janet: ["Lie, Janet"] Well, yes I am. (giggles)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
|
||
|
||
Brad: Certainly not!
|
||
|
||
Frank: ["Ask Janet"] Oh well, how about you. (to Janet)
|
||
|
||
Janet: No. (giggling)
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your
|
||
(pause) word.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists... you are about to
|
||
witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research... and paradise i
|
||
be mine... It was strange the way it happened... suddenly you get a
|
||
break... whole pieces start to fit into place, not a sign of being..
|
||
what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident
|
||
to make it happen... ["An accident?"] AN ACCIDENT
|
||
|
||
Magenta & Columbia: An accident!
|
||
|
||
Frank: And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient,
|
||
that SPARK that is the breath of life... ["Do you have that knowledge?"]
|
||
Yes, I have that knowledge... ["Do you know the secret?"] I know the
|
||
secret... ["To life?"] to life... ["Itself?"] itself!
|
||
(applause) [Applause]
|
||
You are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is
|
||
destined to be BORN!
|
||
(Magenta and Columbia take hold of the cloth)
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twelve --
|
||
|
||
Up now! ...throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and st
|
||
the reactor power [echo] THREE MORE POINTS!
|
||
|
||
(colorful fluids, etc. in order Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo
|
||
Violet [identify colors as "Red! ...Orange", etc. ] [ask "Is it soup yet?"
|
||
several times, and then, "Now it is!"]
|
||
|
||
(Rocky emits some gutteral garbage)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh! [echo] Rocky!
|
||
|
||
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
|
||
|
||
Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head,
|
||
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread.
|
||
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery.
|
||
Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
|
||
|
||
I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed.
|
||
|
||
All: That ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.
|
||
|
||
All: That ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go.
|
||
And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer.
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh ho no no
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh ho no no
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh ho no no
|
||
|
||
Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
|
||
|
||
All: That ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Well really.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread.
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh no no no.
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh no no no.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page thirteen --
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Oh no no no.
|
||
(repeat until end --- Sha-la-la)
|
||
|
||
All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime,
|
||
Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime,
|
||
sha-la-la.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out. ["Of the closet!"]
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Ugh Ugh (forlornly like a puppy dog)
|
||
|
||
["forgive him!"]
|
||
Frank: But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to
|
||
forgive you.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Ugh Ugh (applause) (Rocky [and audience] claps like a child)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh, I just love success.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, master.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Yes.
|
||
|
||
Magenta: A triumph of your will.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Yes.
|
||
|
||
Columbia: He's O.K.
|
||
|
||
["O.K.?"]
|
||
Frank: o.k. (smack) ["That's no way to kill roaches!"]
|
||
O.K.! I think we can do better than that. Humph!
|
||
["Ask Brad and Janet!"] Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
|
||
|
||
["Lie through your teeth, Janet!"]
|
||
Janet: Well, I don't like a man with too many muscles. ["Obviously", and "It
|
||
only takes one!"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: I didn't make him... FOR YOU! He carries the Charles Atlas
|
||
seal of approval.
|
||
|
||
|
||
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I)
|
||
|
||
Frank: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
|
||
Will get sand in his face
|
||
When kicked to the ground;
|
||
And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
|
||
The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
|
||
Will make him glisten ...and gleam.
|
||
And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, ["Go for it!"]
|
||
He'll be pink and quite clean
|
||
He'll be a strong man. Oh honey...
|
||
|
||
All: But the wrong man.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page fourteen --
|
||
|
||
Frank: He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs... ["Yuck!"]
|
||
Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs.
|
||
Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
|
||
In just seven days...
|
||
["And seven nights..."]
|
||
Frank & Transylvanians: I can make you a man.
|
||
|
||
Frank: He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk.
|
||
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
|
||
Such strenuous living I just can't understand,
|
||
When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man.
|
||
|
||
["Watch out for the door!"]
|
||
|
||
Columbia: EDDY!
|
||
|
||
|
||
HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Eddy: Whatever happened to Saturday night,
|
||
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
|
||
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
|
||
Came into my life, I thought I was divine.
|
||
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go,
|
||
And listen to the music on the radio;
|
||
A saxophone was playing in a rock 'n roll show.
|
||
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.
|
||
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
|
||
My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled.
|
||
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt.
|
||
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
|
||
And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine.
|
||
Get back in front, put some hair oil on
|
||
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
|
||
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
|
||
It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time.
|
||
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll.
|
||
(... for a total of twelve times)
|
||
|
||
(Frank attacks Eddy with an alpinist's pick)
|
||
["That's no way to pick your friends!" or "Picky, picky, picky"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: One from the vaults. (chuckles)
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Ugh...
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page fifteen --
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh baby... Don't be upset... ["What sort of a killing was it?"]
|
||
It was a mercy killing... he had a certain naive charm, ["But what a
|
||
muscle?"] but no muscle (Rocky flexes a bicep) ...Oh!
|
||
|
||
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part II)
|
||
|
||
Frank: But a deltoid and a bicep.
|
||
A hot groin and a tricep.
|
||
Makes me, oooh, shake,
|
||
Makes me want to Charles Atlas by the ["Balls!"] ...ha-ha-hand.
|
||
|
||
Frank & Transylvanians: In just seven days I can make you a man.
|
||
|
||
Frank: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.
|
||
|
||
["Take it, Janet!"]
|
||
Janet: I'm a muscle fan.
|
||
|
||
Frank: In just seven days, I can make you a man
|
||
Dig it if you can
|
||
In just seven days, I can make you a man.
|
||
|
||
(Frank and Rocky's WEDDING MARCH)
|
||
|
||
Transylvanians: Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah!
|
||
Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! [throw Confetti]
|
||
|
||
Narrator: There are those that say that life is an illusion, and that
|
||
reality is but a figment of the imagination. If this is so,
|
||
then Brad and Janet are quite safe, ... however, the sudden departure
|
||
of their host...and his creation...into the seclusion of his somber
|
||
bridal suite had left them feeling both ["Horny!"] apprehensive and
|
||
a feeling which grew as the other guests departed, and they were
|
||
shown to their separate rooms.
|
||
|
||
(Janet and Brad are shown to their rooms by Riff Raff and Magenta.)
|
||
["Pink is for girls... watch out for the basin ...
|
||
He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...
|
||
and Blue is for Assholes!... He knows if you've been bad or good,
|
||
so be good for goodness sake!"]
|
||
|
||
(knock)
|
||
|
||
Janet: Uhh! Who is it? Who's there?
|
||
|
||
Frank (Brad): It's only me, Janet.
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in.
|
||
Oh! Brad Oh Brad. Yes, my darling...but what if...
|
||
|
||
Frank (Brad): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. ["Don't touch his hair!"]
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you!
|
||
|
||
Frank: I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice...
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page sixteen --
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Brad?
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?
|
||
|
||
Janet: You tricked...I wouldn't have...I've never..never... ["Virgin!"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really
|
||
found it quite pleasurable.
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, stop...I mean help...Brad Brad!..Oh Brad!!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you
|
||
like...This!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Like this..like how??! Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame...Oh...
|
||
I was saving myself...
|
||
|
||
Frank: Yes, but I'm sure you're not SPENT yet...
|
||
|
||
Janet: Promise you won't tell Brad?
|
||
|
||
Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die...
|
||
|
||
(assorted sexual noises)
|
||
|
||
(Riff Raff scares Rocky with a candelabra, ["Have some fire, Scarecrow!"
|
||
or "You light up my life"] Rocky runs away)
|
||
|
||
Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. He'll destroy us.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning.
|
||
|
||
Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. ["Don't touch her hair!"]
|
||
|
||
Brad: Ah, ah, ah, oh YOU!
|
||
|
||
Frank: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice...
|
||
|
||
Brad: Why YOU! what have you done with Janet?
|
||
|
||
Frank: Nothing. Why? Do you think I should? ["Liar!"]
|
||
|
||
Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't have...never...never...never...
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh Yes yes, I know...but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half
|
||
bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it.
|
||
|
||
(Brad starts moaning)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh... so soft...
|
||
|
||
Brad: Stop it...stop it...oh Janet...JANET!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Shhh! Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you...
|
||
like...this.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page seventeen --
|
||
|
||
Brad: Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought
|
||
it was the real thing!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? It isn't
|
||
a crime to give yourself over to pleasure, Brad. ["Not in this state!"]
|
||
We've wasted so much time already...Janet needn't know, I won't tell.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Well, promise you won't tell...
|
||
|
||
Frank: On my mother's gra.oouuuuuu..... ["Don't talk with your mouth full!"
|
||
|
||
(BEEPBEEPBEEP...)
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. Your
|
||
new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds...Magenta has just
|
||
released the dogs...
|
||
|
||
Frank: mmmm? coming! ["So's Brad!"]
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, Brad. Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you? Oh!
|
||
["It wasn't easy, with those pantyhose on!"] ["see!"]
|
||
If only we hadn't made this journey... ["But you did!"] if only the
|
||
hadn't broken down... ["but it did!"] if only we were amongst friend
|
||
["But you're not!"] Or sane persons, Oh Brad ["Get tough, Janet!"]
|
||
Oh Brad, what have they done with him... ["nice handle"]
|
||
(she sees him on TV with Frank)
|
||
Oh, Brad, Oh Brad-How could you? ["It was easy: no pantyhose!"]
|
||
|
||
(Rocky emits moans and general cries of pain)
|
||
|
||
Janet: Oh, but you are hurt...Did they do this to you? I'll dress
|
||
your wounds... ["He's got a lot of wounds!"] baby there...let me make
|
||
it all better.
|
||
|
||
["Hey Janet - wanna fuck? ...think about it ...and smile if you do!"]
|
||
|
||
Narrator: Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited
|
||
mental state. It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from
|
||
what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor
|
||
there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, ... its slave.
|
||
|
||
Magenta and Columbia: [echo] Tell us about it, Janet.
|
||
|
||
|
||
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
|
||
|
||
Janet: I was feeling done in, couldn't win
|
||
I'd only ever kissed before.
|
||
|
||
Columbia: You mean she...
|
||
|
||
Magenta: Uh huh ["Virgin!"]
|
||
|
||
Janet: I thought there's no use getting
|
||
Into heavy petting
|
||
It only leads to trouble
|
||
And seat wetting.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page eighteen --
|
||
|
||
Now all I want to know is how to go.
|
||
I've tasted blood and I want more.
|
||
|
||
Magenta and Columbia: [echo] More, more, more
|
||
|
||
Janet: I'll put up no resistance
|
||
I want to go the distance
|
||
I've got an itch to scratch
|
||
I need assistance.
|
||
|
||
[on 'toucha toucha' etc., run and attempt to touch Janet (on the screen)]
|
||
|
||
Toucha toucha toucha touch me
|
||
I want to be dirty
|
||
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
|
||
Creature of the night.
|
||
|
||
Then if anything grows, while you pose,
|
||
I'll oil you up and rub you down.
|
||
|
||
Magenta and Columbia: [echo] Down, down, down.
|
||
|
||
Janet: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
|
||
You need a friendly hand and I need action.
|
||
|
||
Columbia: Toucha toucha toucha touch me
|
||
Magenta: I want to be dirty.
|
||
Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,
|
||
Magenta: Creature of the night.
|
||
|
||
Janet: Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty
|
||
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Creature of the night
|
||
Brad: Creature of the night?
|
||
Frank: Creature of the night.
|
||
Magenta: Creature of the night.
|
||
Riff Raff: Creature of the night.
|
||
Columbia: Creature of the night.
|
||
Rocky: Creature of the night.
|
||
Janet: Creature of the night.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ["Say thank you! ...say it in French!"]
|
||
Merrrrrcy! (being whipped by Frank)
|
||
|
||
Frank: How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching...
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: I was only away for a minute...master
|
||
|
||
Frank: Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: Master, master...we have a visitor.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Hey, Scotty! ["Beam us up!"] ...Dr. Everett Scott.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: You know this earthling ["Whoops!"] ...this person?
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page nineteen --
|
||
|
||
Brad: Why yes. He happens to be an old friend of mine.
|
||
|
||
Frank: I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here
|
||
with a purpose.
|
||
|
||
Brad: I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.
|
||
|
||
Frank: I know what you told me...but this Dr. Everett Scott, his name
|
||
is not unknown to me.
|
||
|
||
Brad: He was a science teacher at Denton High School.
|
||
|
||
Frank: And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad? he's
|
||
attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's
|
||
Isn't that right, Brad?
|
||
|
||
Brad: He might be...I don't know.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: The intruder is entering the building, master.
|
||
|
||
["Where'll he be?"]
|
||
Frank: He'll probably be...entering the Zen room. ["The Zen Room! Shit! I
|
||
left a joint in there!"] Shall we inquire of him in person?
|
||
["Not the triple-contact electro-magnet!"]
|
||
|
||
(pause)
|
||
|
||
Brad: Great Scott! [throw TOILET PAPER]
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: Frankenfurter, we meet at last.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Dr. Scott!
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: Brad! What are you doing here?
|
||
|
||
Frank: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. You know perfectly well what
|
||
Brad Majors is doing here. It was part of your plan, was it not?
|
||
That he and his female should check the layout for you. well,
|
||
unfortunately for you, all your plans are to be changed. You must
|
||
be adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is.
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete
|
||
surprise to me. I came here to find Eddy.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Eddy! I've seen him!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Eddy! What do you know of Eddy, Dr. Scott?
|
||
|
||
["Get conceited!"]
|
||
Dr. Scott: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see
|
||
Eddy happens to be my nephew.
|
||
|
||
(Frank gasps)
|
||
|
||
Brad: Dr. Scott. ["Mouseketeer roll call sound off now!"]
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty --
|
||
|
||
Janet: Ah!
|
||
|
||
[echo three rounds of 'Janet... etc.' add "Uh" for Rocky]
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Dr. Scott!
|
||
|
||
Brad: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Brad!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Rocky!
|
||
|
||
(Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt)
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Dr. Scott!
|
||
|
||
Brad: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Brad!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Rocky!
|
||
|
||
(Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt)
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Dr. Scott!
|
||
|
||
Brad: Janet!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Brad!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Rocky!
|
||
|
||
(Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Listen...I made you...and I can break you just as easily.
|
||
(to Rocky)
|
||
|
||
Magenta: (GONG) Master, dinner is prepared! ["and WE helped! (hay-ulped)"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.
|
||
|
||
Narrator: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals.
|
||
The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and n
|
||
this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that
|
||
there was to be little, bonhommie.
|
||
|
||
(Dinner is served, the clatter of dishes is heard, the electric slicer
|
||
used to slice up the meat (by Frank)) ["Meat Loaf again!?"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: A toast [throw TOAST] ...to absent friends...
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-one --
|
||
|
||
All: [echo] To absent friends.
|
||
|
||
Frank: and to Rocky.
|
||
(Frank starts a verse of stacatto 'Happy Birthday Rocky' and
|
||
cuts it off after 'Dear Rocky' [- the audience sings along])
|
||
Shall we?
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddy.
|
||
|
||
Columbia: Eddy. (Frank threatens her with the slicer)
|
||
|
||
Frank: That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?
|
||
|
||
Columbia: Excuse me (Scream on exit) ["What's the matter? You ate him
|
||
before - you can eat him again!" "Yeah, but she didn't swallow last!"]
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I
|
||
imagined...Aliens!
|
||
|
||
Rocky: Ugh?
|
||
|
||
Brad: Doctor Scott!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Go on, Dr. Scott. Or should I say Dr. Von Scott.
|
||
|
||
Brad: Just what exactly are you implying?
|
||
|
||
Dr. Scott: It's all right!
|
||
|
||
Brad: Doctor Scott!
|
||
|
||
Scott: It's all right, Brad.
|
||
|
||
|
||
EDDY
|
||
|
||
From the day he was born ["Bop she-bop bop"] [ or "Shebop shebop she
|
||
He was trouble. ["Bop she-bop bop"]
|
||
He was the thorn ["Bop she-bop bop"]
|
||
In his mother's side. ["Not the front, but the side"]
|
||
She tried in vain...
|
||
|
||
Narrator: ["What's HE doing here?"] ...but he never caused her nothing
|
||
but shame.
|
||
|
||
Scott: He left home the day she died.
|
||
["Hit it!"]
|
||
From the day she was gone ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
All he wanted ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
Was Rock 'n' Roll porn ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
And a motorbike. ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
Shooting up junk...
|
||
|
||
Narrator: ["HIM again!"] He was a low down cheap little punk!
|
||
|
||
Scott: Taking everyone for a ride.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-two --
|
||
|
||
All: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
|
||
You knew he was a no-good kid.
|
||
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife
|
||
|
||
Frank: What a guy!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Makes you cry.
|
||
|
||
Scott: Und I did.
|
||
|
||
Columbia: Everybody shoved him.
|
||
I very nearly loved him.
|
||
I said, hey, listen to me;
|
||
Stay sane inside insanity!
|
||
But he locked the door and threw away the key.
|
||
|
||
Scott: But he must have been drawn ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
Into something, ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
Making him warn ["Bop shebop bop"]
|
||
Me in a note that reads...
|
||
|
||
All: [echo] What's it say? What's it say?
|
||
|
||
Eddy's voice: I'm out of my hed. ["H - E - D"]
|
||
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. ["Spelled right!"]
|
||
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. ["Scream!"] (scream)
|
||
|
||
All: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
|
||
You knew he was a no-good kid.
|
||
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife
|
||
|
||
Frank: What a guy!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Makes you cry.
|
||
|
||
Scott: Und I did.
|
||
|
||
All: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
|
||
You knew he was a no-good kid.
|
||
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife
|
||
|
||
Frank: What a guy!
|
||
|
||
Janet: Makes you cry.
|
||
|
||
Scott: Und I did.
|
||
|
||
["Watch this trick!" or "Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull a rabbit out of
|
||
nothin' up my sleeve... Presto!"]
|
||
(All scream)
|
||
|
||
Frank: Rocky! How could you? (slaps Janet) ["The pantyhose were ripped!"]
|
||
|
||
(general mayhem as Frank chases Janet. Riff and Magenta laugh, until
|
||
Riff suddenly says "Shut up!" [which the audience echoes])
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-three --
|
||
|
||
WISE UP
|
||
|
||
I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice.
|
||
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
|
||
Your apple pie don't taste so nice.
|
||
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
|
||
|
||
I've laid the seed; it should be all you need.
|
||
You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string.
|
||
When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? [ring BELL]
|
||
|
||
Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice.
|
||
You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
|
||
The transducer will seduce ya.
|
||
|
||
Janet: My feet! I can't move my feet!
|
||
|
||
Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!
|
||
|
||
Brad: ["My socks!"] It's as if we're glued to the spot!
|
||
|
||
Frank: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
|
||
|
||
Janet: We're trapped!
|
||
|
||
Frank: (sung) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck
|
||
can be nice.
|
||
|
||
Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine.
|
||
This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato-
|
||
physio-molecular transport device?
|
||
|
||
Brad: [echo] You mean... ["A vibrator!"]
|
||
|
||
Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on
|
||
for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means
|
||
of perfecting it. A device capable of breaking down solid matter an
|
||
then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time
|
||
itself.
|
||
|
||
Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet?
|
||
|
||
Frank: [echo] Planet, shmanet, Janet!
|
||
You better wise up, Janet Weiss.
|
||
You better wise up, build your thighs up,
|
||
You better wise up
|
||
|
||
Narrator: [echo] And then she cried out...
|
||
|
||
Janet: Stop!
|
||
|
||
Frank: Don't get hot and flustered!
|
||
Use a bit of mustard.
|
||
|
||
[throw HOTDOGS on 'you're a hotdog!' (optional)]
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-four --
|
||
|
||
Brad: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
|
||
|
||
(Freeze - Brad) ["Aces!"]
|
||
|
||
Scott: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter.
|
||
|
||
(Freeze - Scott)
|
||
|
||
Janet: You're a hot dog --
|
||
|
||
(Freeze - Janet)
|
||
|
||
Columbia: My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me
|
||
for Eddy, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky!
|
||
You chew people up and then you spit them out again...I loved you..did you
|
||
hear me! I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a
|
||
big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and
|
||
drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough
|
||
You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the
|
||
rocks in his head. (freeze) ["Lopsided!"] ["It's only a shadow"]
|
||
|
||
Frank: It's not easy having a good time... (freeze Rocky) ["turn him around!"]
|
||
...even smiling makes my face ache ["comes from biting your knuckles!"]
|
||
...and my children turn on me ...Rocky's behaving just the way Eddy
|
||
Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them?
|
||
["That could be it"]
|
||
|
||
Magenta: Ahhhh! I grow weary of this world! When shall we return
|
||
to Transylvania, huh?
|
||
|
||
Frank: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother
|
||
Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours
|
||
shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood
|
||
takes me, I can be quite generous.
|
||
|
||
Magenta: I ask for nothing...nothing.
|
||
|
||
Frank: ["Will she get it?"] And you shall receive it...in abundance!
|
||
["What does Brad want to do?"] Come, we are ready for the floor show!
|
||
|
||
Narrator: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed,
|
||
had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their
|
||
friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none
|
||
of them would have possibly forseen. And, just a few hours after
|
||
announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted ["Frank?"]
|
||
...forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of
|
||
of little morals...and some persuasion. ["Yay, some persuasion"] What
|
||
further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor
|
||
show that is spoken of? ["What of it?"] In an empty house? ["best place!"]
|
||
In the middle of the night? ["best time"] What diabolical plan had s
|
||
Frank's crazed imagination? ["What indeed?"] What indeed? ["my thoughts
|
||
exactly!"] From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be
|
||
["A picnic?"] no picnic. ["Aw!" (dejectedly)]
|
||
|
||
|
||
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-five --
|
||
|
||
A. FLOOR SHOW
|
||
|
||
|
||
(Frank is running around making preparations while the others are frozen
|
||
on the stage. Unfreeze - Columbia)
|
||
|
||
Columbia: It was great when it all began.
|
||
I was a regular Frankie fan.
|
||
But it was over when he had the plan
|
||
To start a-working on a muscle man.
|
||
Now the only thing that gives me hope
|
||
Is my love of a certain dope.
|
||
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
|
||
|
||
(Unfreeze - Rocky)
|
||
|
||
Rocky: I'm just seven hours old,
|
||
And truly beautiful to behold.
|
||
And somebody should be told
|
||
My libido hasn't been controlled.
|
||
Now the only thing I've come to trust
|
||
Is an orgasmic rush of lust.
|
||
Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
|
||
|
||
(Unfreeze - Brad)
|
||
|
||
Brad: It's beyond me; help me Mommy!
|
||
I'll be good; you'll see.
|
||
Take this dream away. ["Just TRY and get rid of it!"]
|
||
What's this? Let's see,
|
||
I feel sexy!
|
||
What's come over me?
|
||
Wo! Here it comes again.
|
||
|
||
(unfreeze - Janet)
|
||
|
||
Janet: I feel released; bad times decrease.
|
||
My confidence has increased; reality is here.
|
||
The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded.
|
||
It's a gas that Frankie's landed!
|
||
His lust is so sincere.
|
||
|
||
|
||
B. FANFARE/DON'T DREAM IT
|
||
|
||
|
||
Frank: Whatever happened to Fay Wray? ["She went ape-shit!"]
|
||
That delicate, satin-draped frame?
|
||
As it clung to her thigh ["What? the ape-shit?"]
|
||
How I started to cry ["Why?"]
|
||
'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
|
||
|
||
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
|
||
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
|
||
Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure
|
||
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.
|
||
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh.
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-six --
|
||
|
||
Don't dream it, be it. (four times)
|
||
|
||
All: Don't dream it, be it. (twelve times)
|
||
|
||
(Unfreeze - Scott. In on sixth time) ["Who did that!"]
|
||
|
||
Scott: Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence
|
||
saps our wills. ["It's too late!"] I've got to be strong, and try to
|
||
hang on, or else my mind may well [snap] snap and my life will be lived
|
||
...for the thrills!
|
||
|
||
Brad: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! ["Somebody shut him up!"]
|
||
|
||
Janet: God bless Lilly St. Cyr.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
C. WILD AND UNTAMED THING
|
||
|
||
Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my!
|
||
I'm a wild and an untamed thing.
|
||
I'm a bee with a deadly sting.
|
||
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
|
||
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
|
||
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
|
||
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
|
||
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
|
||
|
||
All: We're a wild and an untamed thing.
|
||
We're bees with a deadly sting.
|
||
You get a hit and your mind goes ping.
|
||
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing.
|
||
So let the party and the sounds rock on.
|
||
We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone.
|
||
Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: Frank N Furter, it's all over.
|
||
Your mission is a failure;
|
||
Your lifestyle's too extreme.
|
||
I'm your new commander;
|
||
You now are my prisoner.
|
||
We return to Transylvania.
|
||
Prepare the transit beam.
|
||
|
||
Frank: ["Wait!"] Wait! ["Can you explain?"] I can explain!
|
||
|
||
|
||
I'M GOING HOME
|
||
|
||
|
||
Frank: On the day I went away...
|
||
|
||
All: Goodbye...
|
||
|
||
Frank: Was all I had to say...
|
||
|
||
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-seven --
|
||
|
||
All: Now I...
|
||
|
||
Frank: I want to come again, and stay.
|
||
|
||
All: Oh, my, my...
|
||
|
||
Frank: Smile, and that will mean I may.
|
||
'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
|
||
Through the tears in my eyes
|
||
And I realize, I'm going home.
|
||
|
||
All: I'm going home.
|
||
|
||
Frank: Everywhere it's been the same...
|
||
|
||
All: ...feeling...
|
||
|
||
Frank: ...like I'm outside in the rain...
|
||
|
||
All: ...wheeling...
|
||
|
||
Frank: ...free to try and find a game...
|
||
|
||
All: ...dealing...
|
||
|
||
Frank: ...cards for sorrow, cards for pain. [throw CARDS]
|
||
'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
|
||
Through the tears in my eyes
|
||
And I realize, I'm going home.
|
||
|
||
Frank & All: I'm going home. (3 times)
|
||
|
||
(applause)
|
||
|
||
Magenta: How sentimental. ["Insensitive bitch!"]
|
||
|
||
Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were
|
||
to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself.
|
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I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see,
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you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway.
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Scott: Great heavens! That's a laser!
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Riff Raff: Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure
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anti-matter. ["Then it's not a laser!"]
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Brad: You mean...you're going to kill him? What's his crime?
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Scott: You saw what became of Eddy. Society must be protected.
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Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has
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come. Say goodbye to all of this, ["Goodbye, all of this"] and hello to
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oblivion. ["Hello, oblivion"]
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["First one to scream gets it in the tits!"]
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(Columbia screams - gets zapped)
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(Frank screams - gets zapped)
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-eight --
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(Rocky moans over Frank's body - gets zap, zap, zap, zapped - falls
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to his death)
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Janet: Oh! You killed them!
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Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
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["Get paranoid!"]
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Riff Raff: They didn't like me! He never liked ME!
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Scott: You did right. ["SHOOT HIM!!!" etc. ]
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Riff Raff: A decision had to be made.
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Scott: You're O.K. by me.
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Riff Raff: Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your nephew.
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Scott: Eddy? ["No, Blanche!"]
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Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh.
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Riff: You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible.
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We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transexual, in the
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galaxy of Transylvania. Go... ["When?"] Now.
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Our mission is completed, my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall
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return to {the moon-drenched shores of our beloved planet}.
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(missing reel)
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(SUPER HEROES
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Brad: I've done a lot; God knows I've tried
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To find the truth. I've even lied.
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But all I know is down inside
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All: I'm bleeding...
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Janet: And super heroes come to the feast
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To taste the flesh not yet deceased.
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And all I know is still the beast
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All: Is feeding...)
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Ahh, ahh... (etc.)
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["Hey Brad, can you do the Backstroke? What about the Australian crawl?"]
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["Stop the world, I want to get off!"]
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Narrator: And crawling ["where?"] on the planet's face
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Some insects ["what're they called?"] called the human race...
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Lost in time
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["What's your favorite TV show?"] And lost in space ["like your neck!"]
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And meaning.
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All: Meaning. ["You forgot to turn your globe off!"]
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-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show -- Page twenty-nine --
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(in the film, the reprise of Science Fiction/Double Feature is
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replaced by a reprise of Time Warp, during the closing credits.)
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(SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE
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Usherette: Science Fiction
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Double Feature.
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Frank has built and
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Lost his creature.
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Darkness has conquered
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Brad and Janet.
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The servants gone to
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A distant planet.
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Wo, oh, oh, oh.
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At the late night, double feature,
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Picture show.
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I want to go, oh, oh, oh.
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To the late night, double feature,
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Picture show.)
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FIN
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