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\Reagan Rap\: lyrics to "Rap Master Ronnie" by Doonesbury Break Crew.
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Begin: Ok, Reagan campaign message for minority voters, take 37.
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Can it off, Mr. President.
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Reagan: 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. uhh.. 9..
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Reagan: Ah!
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Oh yah!
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Lord have mercy.
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Now let me here a little base now Nancy?
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So good.
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So fine.
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Your cooking now mama.
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Nancy: Thank you dear.
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Reagan: Al.
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Smoken.
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Were in a grove now.
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Al: That's groove sir.
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Reagan: Groove. We're in a groove now.
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Slip me a little keyboard cap.
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Al,
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Your god,
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Now that be fine.
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Ok people, gotta get down.
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Brother Ron Reagan has hit the ground.
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Gotta believe he's the dude of the hour.
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Got the glory, got the power.
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Ronny can communicate, the cat can rap.
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I even let Nancy sit on Mr.T's lap.
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Love's the needy, loves them dearly.
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Love to read graffitti if they'd only print it clearly.
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He can break.
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Men: Huh!!!
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Reagan: He be trying to make the big box beat.
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Trying to get those voters on there feet.
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Get their consent, all I need is 10 percent.
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Everyone:Say we want Ron
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Reagan: The guy's pure sex.
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Everyone:He's the man.
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Reagan: Who signs your monthly welfare checks.
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Ha! Ha!...Ha!...Ha!.Ha!.Ha!
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Al: Ronny's the boss, he wears the pants.
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Nancy: But that man of mine sure loves to dance.
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Al: Got an open mind on civil rights.
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Reagan: My youngest son grew up in tights.
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Men: Check him out!
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Reagan: He's heavy.
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Men: Check him out!
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Reagan: He's cool.
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Lord have mercy on this 2nd paid fool.
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Men: Ronny be a legend. Ronny be unique.
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Reagan: Hard to even function with such mystique.
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He gets down.
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Men: Huh!!!
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Reagan: Loves to take to town those dancing feet.
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He be getting brothers off the street.
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Hey! Least I've tried, If only more were qualified.
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Everyone:Say we, want, Ron.
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Reagan: The cat can swing.
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Everyone:He's the man.
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Reagan: Who's often seen at Burger King.
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Uhh.. Ed.
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Take it easy, Ed.
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For Gosh sakes, Ed.
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Debby Boone gave me that album personally.
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Ed...
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Men: Everybody's scratchin'.
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Scratchin' for a wage.
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Scratchabacha scratch.
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From the want ad page.
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Good time scratching.
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Ronny got a plan.
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And if that don't hatch.
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Catch as catch can.
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Reagan: Ok people, ease on through.
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Rappin' Ron Reagan got cheese for you.
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Got a big civil service that will hire your best.
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And a volunteer army that will take the rest.
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Men: Ronny be a fighter.
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Ronny will defend.
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Reagan: Lieutenant Bob Goodman is a personal friend.
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Men: Ronny he be tough.
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Ronny always wins.
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Reagan: Dont need cardboard for my shoulder spins.
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Reagan: He can freeze.
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Men: Huh!!!
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Reagan: He be trying to save those suckers' souls.
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Trying to get those mothers to the polls.
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Get their consent. I'll settle for just 2 percent.
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Everyone:Say we, want, Ron.
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Reagan: The cat's ok.
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Everyone:He's the man.
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Reagan: Who's got more juice than Jessie J.
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Man: One more time Mr. President.
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Everyone:We want Ron.
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The cat's ok.
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Man: Bring it on home, sir.
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Reagan: Okay.
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Light my fire black people, light my fire.
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Give me your sweet jelly roll.
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Turn on your love life.
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Papa got a new saftey net for you.
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Ya, Fritz, Jelly beans.
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