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Article 828 of rec.humor.funny:
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From: brett@hpsrbkc.hp.com (Brett K. Carver)
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Subject: Bug out
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Date: 7 Oct 90 23:30:07 GMT
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Here's a list of famous quotes and words of wisdom developed by the engineers
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from the now defunct Salt Lake City Operation of Hewlett-Packard. Over a
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period of several days they slowly appeared on a centrally located white-board.
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One day I copied them down to save for posterity.
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Brett Carver
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brett@hpnmd.hp.com
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A Few Lesser Known Famous Quotes:
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"Code so clean...you can eat off it."
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"Learned more from a three minute bug fix than we ever did in school."
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Bruce Sprinsteen
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"Four score and seven (hundred) bugs ago, our fore-fathers brought forth
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a new application."
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from The Gettysbug Address
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"If we can't fix it, it isn't broken."
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Lab manager
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"Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix."
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QA manager
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"Don't break it if you can't fix it."
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Marketing manager
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I think therefore I create bugs."
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Descartes
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"Debug is human, de-fix divine."
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"There's a bug born every minute, and two to replace him."
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P. T. Bugem
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The Bugs Of Wrath
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John Steinbug
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"There are two ways to write bug-free code; only the third way works."
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unknown consultant
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Final message received from the Titanic: "Fatal crash due to icebug."
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"Bugs Bunny was an optimist."
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"One small bug for man, one great program for mankind."
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N. Armstrong
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"The bug is mightier than the fix."
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Cyrano deBuggerac
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"Man does not live by bug fixes alone."
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The Super-User
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"For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered."
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"The bug stops here."
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H. Trubug
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"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix."
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Rhett Buggler
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"I regret that I have but one fix to give for my country."
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Nathan Hale
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"I have just begun to debug."
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"...Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been found
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and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth..."
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John 11:43-44
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"Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight."
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"I never met a bug I didn't like."
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Will Rogers
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"A feature is a bug with seniority."
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"This time I'm going to get that cwwwwazzy ewwwor."
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Elmer Fud
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