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Once again, Q wants to join Starfleet. An application is sent to the Fed.,
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while Q remains abord the Ent. to learn the ropes. Of course, he 'gets in
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the way' of several of our favorite crew members.
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Q's application to Starfleet is finally accepted, and a fanciful ceremony is
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planned where Q is given an official Starfleet uniform.
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Title: Q-niform
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Unknown to the crew, Q scans the Ent. records and discovers several encounters
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with tribbles. Believing it would be fun to watch Picard hand the fur balls,
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Q conjures up several thousand tribbles all over the ship.
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Being that there were no enemy ships nearby, Geordi can't seem to fin a way to
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get rid of them. Soon the crew begins arguing among themeselves on how to
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solve the problem. Picard and q get into a discussion about who should clean
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them up. The discussion turns into a heated argument.
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Title: Q-ibble
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In trouble agian with the other Q members, our favorite Q is sentenced to a
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trial. The Q pick Picard as a judge, believing his previous run-ins with Q
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will sway him to judge the case in their favor.
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We see Q being subjected to question after question, some of which he can't
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answer. Finally, the Q press Picard for a ruling
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Picard determines that Q has had enough testing and that Q is what he is.
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Title: Q-iz
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Q loses his powers, and has to go on welfare in the Federation . . .
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Title: In the Q
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Q challenges Picard to a game of golf to save humanity . . .
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Title: Q Tee
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Q decides to become a novelist . . .
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Title: Q-Werty
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Q meets a snake-like entity that is an even match for him . . .
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Title: Q-Bert
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Q is involved in a dimensional accident and must search for his posterior . . .
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Title: As*-Q
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Worf is changed into a doll by Q, but manages to get his revenge . . .
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Title: Q-Pee
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Q begins to notice the Ent. women on a holodeck
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Title: Q & A
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Q brings a rabid dog on board the Enterprise.
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Title: Q-jo
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Q returns to the Enterprise and, as a joke, creates 1000 duplicates of himself.
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Title: Q Thousand and one
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A famous Federation scientist, Doctor Roll, is on board the Enterprise testing
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his new invention for capturing visual images of stellar objects. It appears
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that the mission will have to be scrubbed because Doctor Roll lacks a sufficient
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light source to make a proper image. Q shows up and provides the needed light.
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Title: Q lights Roll camera
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Picard asks Q for help in destroying a giant bird that threatens the
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Enterprise.
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Title: Q Kill a Mockingbird
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The Enterprise crew meet an alien race with whom they are unable to communicate
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until Q arrives and teaches them a language of wedge-shaped marks made in clay
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tablets
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Title: Q-neiform
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A famous, though elderly comedian/golf player comes to the
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Enterprise to entertain the "troops". Q shows up and through his
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pranks, reveals that the entertainer is a primitive android who
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actually has no memory and reads all he sees.
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Title : Q-cards.
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Q pays the Enterprise a visit and really bugs everyone. Little
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does Cpt. Picard realize that Q is running from an even more annoying
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alien life form from a Fantastic Four comic book. When they show up
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looking for Q, everything goes BONKERS !!
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Title : Q's company, but Kree's a crowd.
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Q pops up in the form of a female just to see what it is like.
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Unfortunately for Q, Worf falls in love with him.
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Title : Q-T pie.
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I: Q sends the Enterprise to a bubble dimension where the only way to
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escape is to arrange the sides of a small block to be the same color.
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EPISODE NAME: Rubik's Q-be
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II: Q enters the Enterprise computer and fills all memory locations to
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their fullest capacity and then some.
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EPISODE NAME: Q Overflow
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III: Q forces the crew into a Saturday Night Live sketch with Steve Martin
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etc. still cast members.
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EPISODE NAME: Well, Ex-Q-ze Me!
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IV: Q drops the Enterprize into a bubble dimension and will only let them
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out if they present a piece of paper "good for re-entrance into the 'real'
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universe.
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EPISODE NAME: May I See Your Q-Pons Please?
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Q-pundits, Put a Q-tip in it!! ( :) )
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10-Q! (bad Q-pun)
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Q captures the crew and transports them to a planet where they battle against
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a giant bieng shaped like a Lemonade Pitcher in
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Qool-Aid
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Q plays an april fools joke on the crew by messing with the text fonts on the
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Enterprise Computers in
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To Q or Not to Q
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Q Freezes Enterprise crewmen again in
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Ice Qbe
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Q teaches Wesley Quantum Physics Calculus XXI iat the Academy in
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2 5 Qbed
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(PeX 3Pi(1+Y))
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Q decides to become an X-rated rap star.
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EPISODE NAME: 2 Live Q
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Q sends the Enterprise into an alternate dimension where a variety of animated
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animals invade trying to find a lost field mouse.
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EPISODE NAME: The Res-Q-ers
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If Q was in charge of the Kentucky Derby, would he change the location to
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Q-isville Downs? (Or as us natives would say, Q-vull? :)
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If Q were to become a movie director and remake 2001:A Space Oddysey, would he
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be called the next Stanley Q-brick?
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Next week: Q arrives and tries to annoy the crew as usual. When the crew,
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following Picard's orders, ignores Q, he becomes violent and abusive and
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obscene.
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Title: Fuh Q
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