33 lines
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33 lines
1.3 KiB
Plaintext
Psalm 23
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1992 Version
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Bush is my shepherd, I shall not want
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He leadeth me besides the still factories
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He maketh me to lie down on Park Benches
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He restorth my doubts in the Republican Party
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He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the Party's sake
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I do fear evil, for thou art against me
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Thou annointh me with income taxes,
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and my savings and loan runneth out
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Surely poverty and hard living shall follow Bush, and
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I shall live in a rented house forever
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Five thousand years ago, Moses said:
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"Park your camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass and
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I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
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Five thousand years later, Franklin D. Roosevelt said:
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"Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and
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light up a camel: This is the Promised Land."
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Today, Bush will tax your shovel, sell your camel,
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Kick you in the ass, and tell you there is no Promised Land.
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I'm glad I am an American ... I am glad I am Free
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But I wish I were a little dog ... and Bush was a tree
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