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Subject: President Reagan
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Psalm of Reagan
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Reagan is my shepherd, I shall not want.
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He leadeth me beside the still factories.
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He restoreth my doubt in the republican party.
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He guideth me to the path of unemployment for the party's sake.
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I do not fear evil for thou art against me.
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Thou annointest my wages with freezes,
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So that my expenses runneth over my income.
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Surely poverty and hard living shall follow the Republican party.
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And I shall live in a rented house forever.
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5,000 years ago Moses said, "Park your camel, pick up your shovel,
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mount your ass, and I shall lead you to the promised land."
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5,000 years later Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovel,
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sit on your ass, light up your Camel; this is the promised land."
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Today Reagan will tax your shovel, sell your camel, kick your ass,
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and tell you there is no promised land.
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P.S. I'm glad that I am an American.
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I'm glad that I am free.
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But I wish I was a puppy,
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And Reagan was a tree.
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