textfiles/humor/problem.txt

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PROBLEM SOLVING FLOWCHART
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_______________________
__YES_______| Does the damn |____NO______
| | thing work | |
| ----------------------- |
| _____|
____|________ _____|______
| DON'T FUCK | |DID YOU FUCK|__
| WITH IT | | WITH IT ? | |
--------------- -------------- |
| | |
| YES | | NO
| | |
| ______________ ________|___ |
| ______| DOES ANYONE |<-----| YOU DUMB | |
| | | KNOW | | SHIT !!! | |
| | --------------- -------------- |
| NO | | -------------
| | | ________| WILL YOU |
| ---------- |YES | | CATCH HELL |
| | HIDE IT | | YES | --------------
| ------------ | | | NO
| | ---------- | |
| | ----->| YOU POOR | | ----------------
| | | | BASTARD |<------- | SHIT CAN IT! |
| | | ------------ ----------------
| | | | |
| | | NO | |
| | | --------------- |
| | |----| CAN YOU BLAME | |
| | | SOMEONE ELSE ?| |
| | ----------------- |
| | | |
| | | YES |
| | | |
| |-------------->| |
| | |
| --------------- |
-------------->| NO PROBLEM |<-------------------
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