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The Poopie List
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Ghost Poopie : The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's
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nothing in the toilet.
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Clean Poopie : The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet,
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but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
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Wet Poopie : The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
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unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
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and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
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Second Wave Poopie : It happens when you're done poopie-ing and you pull your
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pants up, and you realize that you have to poopie some
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more.
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Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead Poopie : The kind where you strain so much to get
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it out, you practically have a stroke.
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Richard Simmons Poopie : You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.
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Lincoln Log Poopie : The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to
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flush without breaking it up into little pieces with
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the toilet brush.
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Gasey Poopie : It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
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Drinker Poopie : The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking.
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It's most noticable trait is the tread marks on the bottom
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of the toilet.
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Corn Poopie : Self-explainitory.
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Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie : It's the kind where you want to poopie
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but all you do is sit on the toilet,
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cramped, and fart a few times.
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Spinal Tap Poopie : That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear
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it was leaving you sideways.
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Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) : The kind that comes out so fast, your
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butt cheeks get splashed with water.
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Liquid Poopie : The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your
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butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
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Mexican Food Poopie : It smells so bad the room must be condemned.
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Upper Class Poopie : The kind that thinks their poopie doesn't stink.
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"Fisherman" Bobber Poopie : That's the kind where you are in a public
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restroom, there are two people waiting on your
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stall, you poopie and flush two times, but
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several golfball size pieces are still floating
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above the water line.
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