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From: rettigch@ucunix.san.uc.edu (- The Main Man)
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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
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Subject: Re: Bad Pickup Lines
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Date: 9 Dec 1993 14:24:54 -0500
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Got this out of the Beavis & Butt-Head book:
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GUARANTEED EFFECTIVE PICKUP LINES
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1) Uh, hey baby.
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2) Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
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3) You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman.
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Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
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4) Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
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5) Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
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6) What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
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7) Would you like carry my books for me?
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8) If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
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9) I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
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10) My lips are registered weapons.
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11) I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh
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huh. Get it?
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12) If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
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13) If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
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14) If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me.
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'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
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15) If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
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16) Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off
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the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
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17) Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
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18) You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
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[From _MTV's_Beavis_and_Butt-Head:_This_Book_Sucks_, by Sam Johnson and
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Chris Marcil, Copyright 1993, MTV Networks.]
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