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28 lines
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SUBJECT: The Revised Lord's Prayer
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The revised Lord's Prayer as sent by The Reverend Kenneth Scott
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of Thornhill, Ontario to the Toronto _Globe_&_Mail_ and there published
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Saturday, 15 November 1986 on p. D7.
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Our universal chairperson in outer space
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your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale
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may your sphere of influence take on reality parameters
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may your mindset be implemented
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on this planet as in outer space.
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Allot to us, at this point in time and on a per diem basis, a sufficient
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and balanced dietary food intake
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and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback
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as we rationalize a disclaimer against the negative feedback of others
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and deprogram our negative potentialities
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but desensitize the impact of the counter-productive force
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for yours is the dominant sphere of influence
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the ultimate capability (non-nuclear)
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and the highest qualitative analysis rating
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at this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame
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End of message.
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| "The heart has its reasons which reason | Brian Switzer |
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| knows nothing of." - Blaise Pascale | UOG01002@VM.UOGUELPH.CA |
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