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56 lines
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For anyone who hasn't seen this yet....
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In the beginning there was the Plan
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And then came the Assumptions
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And the Assumptions were without form
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And the Plan was completely without substance
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And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
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And they spoke amongst themselves, saying
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"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh"
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And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth
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"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"
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And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth
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"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong
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such that none may abide it"
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And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
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"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength"
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And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another
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"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong"
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And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth
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"It promotes growth and it is very powerful"
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And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth
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"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
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of the Company, and these areas in particular"
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And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good
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And the Plan became Policy.
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THAT is how shit happens.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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