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The Monster in the Toilet Bowl
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By: Stumpy
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I don't know if you realize what really goes on in a bathroom. So many
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questions and yet so few answers. If you take for example, how does the
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tub work; and what is really behind your mirror? Of the top of your head
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you really don't know. One lonely day I found out all about the bathroom,
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especially the toilet.
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Every morning it is the same old deal when I wake up. I get up, walk
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to the bathroom and turn on the water to the bath. I go back into my room
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and sleep some more and hopefully the tub dosen't overflow. My mom usually
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comes up and wakes me up again and I go to take my bath. I close the door
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and I make sure I lock it."Rub a dub, dub," is what I sing when I am in the
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tank of water. It passes the time as I lather my body. I finally get out
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and dry myself. Comb my hair, and take my medicine out of the mirror, but
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today, it all changed. The mirror wouldn't open. I pulled and I pulled it
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wouldn't budge! Frustrated, I kicked the darn thing and it swung through.
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Just like in a movie, a doorway had been knocked through this other dimen-
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sion. The next thing I know, a green furry, featherly guy, about the a foot
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tall, lifts up the lid to the toilet. He was peaking out to check to see if
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the coast was clear. He poped out and told me that his name was Shuck. He
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had no arms and really big two feet long feet. Even though they were
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webbed, they still set me in awe. He told me it was for toilet travel. I
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told him I understood then I introduced myself as Andy and he told me to
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sit down. I was having trouble finding a spot and he said I could sit on
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the pot.
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Shuck told me that he was sad that we had to meet on such odd circum-
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stances, but it was urgent that I be here. There was a problem, Shuck and
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his family could not eat nor travel through the toilets. He explained to me
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that he depended on shit for food and the toilets were his only way of
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transportation. Something had clogged up the portal between the gateway of
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our two dimensions and he could travel or eat! He summoned me because he
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knew that I had the skills to fix his problem. All I needed was my hands.
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I stuck my hands into the toilet and pulled out a forty foot long turd.
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Before I could do a double take Shuck had already ate it or taken it back to
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his family. Either way he was gone.
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I found myself back into my bathroom. I knew it was mine because it
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sort of smelled like ass-crack, or was it. It was Shuck he was standing
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underneath me looking up my towel. He sat there just staring so I kicked
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him, and I think I killed him. I didn't mean to really hurt him, but since
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then my toilet has been stopped up.
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I told my friend Will about what was going on and he kinda freaked out.
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He thought their was going to be an invasion of Shucks, and he was right.
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That day at school I was taking a pee in the locker room when something that
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looked just like Shuck popped up and ran into swimming pool. I guess he
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smelled shit. I must give credit to the Shucks they have a sensitive
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sniffer that seperates them from other good sniffers. Ever since that day
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in the locker room I have not seen a Shuck in a long time. If you ever see
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one tell them that Andy is sorry.
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