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Cap'n Jasper's
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CROW'S NEST
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May 1935
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Fun is fun, lads, but let's take time out to memorize my Ten
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Commandments for the Normal Boy:
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1. The Normal Boy will never stay more than five minutes in the bathroom
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alone.
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2. The Normal Boy will never smell his or anyone else's bodily functions.
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3. The Normal Boy will never look in a toilet or other sanitary recepticle.
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4. The Normal Boy will never kiss a man or other boy.
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5. The Normal Boy will never use rouge or lipstick, or dress up in ladies'
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clothing or foundation garments, even for "fun."
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6. The Normal Boy will never allow his fingers to enter his own or others'
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bodily openings.
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7. The Normal Boy will never touch sheep, cows, or other farm animals except
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on the head.
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8. The Normal Boy will never bring unguents, jellies, salves, drawings,
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postcards, pictures, magazines, fresh meats, mirrors, lingerie, or toilet
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tissue into his bed.
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9. The Normal Boy will never examine his or others' underwear.
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10. The Normal Boy will never drink an unpasteurized beverage.
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