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Top 10 Changes NASA made for John Glenn's Shuttle Trip
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10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
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9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
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8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
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7. "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on menu.
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6. One monitor specifically designated for reruns of Matlock.
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5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
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4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
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3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
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2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
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1. Left-turn blinker left on for entire mission
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