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From: honig@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (David A Honig)
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Subject: N reasons why motorcycles are better than women (sex-stereotyping)
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Keywords: sexual stereotypes, rot13, chuckle, original
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Message-ID: <129505@looking.on.ca>
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Date: 10 Apr 90 09:30:52 GMT
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Reply-Path: bonnie.ics.uci.edu!honig
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N Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
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Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
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Motorcycles' curves never sag.
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Motorcycles last longer.
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Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
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You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
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Motorcycles don't have parents.
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Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
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You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
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You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
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If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
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You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the
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old one is _really_ worn.
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If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
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Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
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When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
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Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
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Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
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Motorcycle magazines.
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New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them,
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you don't get them.
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If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
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If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
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If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
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If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
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to correct it.
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You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
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You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
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You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
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You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register
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your Motorcycle.
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You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
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and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
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(the additional notes were contributed by the author's friend "belew")
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If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize
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before you can ride it again.
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You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
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Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
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Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
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Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
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Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
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Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
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You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
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It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
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If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
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You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
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