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Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
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Here is a list of useful phrases to know when traveling in Moselem areas:
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Akbar khalil-kili haftir loftan.
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"Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun."
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Ferkar gabul cardan davat paeah divar.
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"I am delighted to accept you kind invitation to lie down on the floor
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with my arms above my head and legs apart."
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Homaet feka tamomen oef goftehr bandw.
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"I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life."
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Auto arrarebgh davatma mano sepaheh hastar.
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"It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of
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your Mercedes 280SL."
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Fashel eh tupehman degat mano goftar chesshayeh mohema raieah keaver
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rachman.
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"If you will do me the great kindness of not harming my genital
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appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in
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public."
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Khael mapar maneh sonafi amriiki.
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"I will most gladly tell you the names and addresses of many American
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spies posing as reporters."
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Bali, bali, bali.
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"What ever you say."
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Matener ghermez allieh sayed ghorban.
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"Why yes, the red blindfold is lovely, excellency."
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Tikeh nun baob khreleh bezong valkhrubr boyast ino begeram.
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"The water-soaked bread crumbs are truly delicious. I must have your
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recipe."
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Keef dechmar otageh shoma mikrastam dehed haftar me rodenah teegz.
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"Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than
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spend a fortnight upon the person of Cheryl Tiegs."
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