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49 lines
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Subject: M E N (Chemical Analysis)
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CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: Man
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Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root
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used to identify the element)
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Discoverer: Eve
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Quantitative Analysis: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length,
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though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet
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way 200+ Kg.
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Occurance: Found following duel element Wo, often in high
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concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental
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evidence: any beach on any coast)
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Physical properties: Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends
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to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after
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reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains considerable
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mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely
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found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a
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direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of
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the Wo commom ore.
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Chemical properties: All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further
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reaction is possible. May react with several Wo
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isotopes in short period under extremely favorable
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conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is
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available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-
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existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn
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the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa,
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the sex analyist) Reaction styles vary from extremely
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slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
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Storage: Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate,
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25-35 for favorable reaction style.
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Uses: Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night,
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free dinners for Wo...
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Tests: Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted
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specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths.
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Caution: Tends to react extremely violently when other Man
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interferes (sp?) with reaction to a particular Wo
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specimen. Otherwise very maleable under correct
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conditions.
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Here it is--enjoy.
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