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View: LOSERS OF '86
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! By... ! The Losers of MCMLXXXVI (1986) ! and... !
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! Micro ! : Summer Edition : ! The !
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! Magician ! Slain by [4800 CLUB] ! Fugitive !
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/ "4800 is the way to go, if you don't got it, \
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/ then you're an asshole!" -MM/TF- OF [4800 CLUB] \
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/-------------------------------------------------------\
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+---------/ [INTRODUCTION] \---------+
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! [1986] +-----------------------------------------------------------+ [1986] !
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+--------! 1986 is half over, and already we have seen more losers !--------+
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! than in the whole last year combined. Here, we will pay !
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! tribute to the greatest of these moes/assholes/rodents. !
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+-----------------------------------------------------------+
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+--------! [The Roadhouse............................714/533-6967] !--------+
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! [4800] +-----------------------------------------------------------+ [4800] !
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! [THE GREATEST LOSERS OF 1986] !
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!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------!
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! [#1] - Hot Pursuit of [607] (Binghampton,NY) runs one of the worse boards !
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! in the nation. Everytime I call (under a fake handle, of course), !
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! the thing has the sysop as the last caller. This is not dependent !
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! on the time of day, so HP must reset his board five times daily, !
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! showing that he doesn't know the first thing about 1)programming !
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! and 2)running a board. Of course, he is also poor not only in brain !
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! power but in money as well. He has 1)2 drives, 2)1 sub-board, 3)no !
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! clock, and 4)no users. This is the guy that used to have up some !
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! shitty GBBS rip-off called Gamma World that sucked. He then "wrote" !
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! an even shittier one called "Star Trek". Now this program sucks. !
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! When you have mail, go read it and hang up while it's going. Voila! !
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! You have just hung Star Trek! It shouldn't be up for a couple of !
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! hours because the sysop, even though he's just watching the board !
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! to make sure nobody crashes it, probably won't notice it. If you !
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! want to see this thing in action, call "The Star Trek BBS" at: !
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! 607-723-4617. !
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! [#2] - Dead Lord is one of our unknown rags. We don't know who this guy is, !
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! or where he lives, but we know one thing: this guy is an asshole. He !
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! has no life outside computers; he calls Draco Tavern 7 times a day. !
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! DL probably spends his whole day calling boards and getting into !
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! fights with users that have done nothing to this loser. Of course, !
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! just our saying so would have no effect, so we decided to buffer some!
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! of hiw <20>llite" messages for you: !
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! !
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! [Buffer untouched save for conversion to 80 columns-Authors] !
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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(From The Draco Tavern)
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[Electronic Mail]
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[> From: DEAD LORD
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[> Date: 04-JUL-86 08:17:15 PM
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Look Kid, go fuck right off. If I have ever seen someone as fucked as
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you... Basically, you know nothing about programming, phreaking, and
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hacking, and I KNOW THAT I'M CORRECT. Second you ARE a new wares kid! You
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are a fucking pirate! You CARE about getting software, therefore you ARE a
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loser! Do you understand? look:
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PIRATE = LOSER
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[Apple Pirate Sub-Board]
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[> Numb: 91
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[> Subj: G-G-GOSH!!!1!!!!!
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[> From: DEAD LORD [#0714]
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[> Date: 02-JUL-86 11:53:24 AM
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G-g-osh!1!!1!11! I'm just getting goose b<><62><EFBFBD>umps thinking of awwwllllll
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those Gnu warezZzz!!1!!1!1
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Seriously, I don't have anything against piracy, but A LOT of people
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take it to the extreme and make a life out of it...
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later
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Dead Lord
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[> Numb: 92
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[> Subj: DEAD LORD...
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[> From: THE CONVICT [#0421]
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[> Date: 02-JUL-86 06:18:15 PM
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Hey dude, if you have no interest in piracy, then why do you post here?
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Shit, you are just wasting disk space with yer k-radical messages. You are
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such a c00l d00d! Get the fuck outta here...
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New ones:
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Space Adventure (DWI)
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Never Ending Story (DG)
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Point-to-Point
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[> Numb: 93
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[> Subj: LETS GET IT STRAIGHT...
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[> From: DEAD LORD [#0714]
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[> Date: 02-JUL-86 08:36:36 PM
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Lets get it straight who is a "c00l d00d" Convict. You are a fucking new
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warez r0dent(note the '0'). Do you think anyone on here truly gives a fuck
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what you leeched off your local cat-fur line?
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HA!
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Dead Lord
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*Dead Lor* most of Dead Lord
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[> Numb: 94
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[> Subj: DEAD...
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[> From: THE CONVICT [#0421]
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[> Date: 03-JUL-86 06:04:20 AM
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Do you really think that I care what you think about me? Shit, the only
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other cat-fur that I am on anyways is the trade centre..since that board
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seems to busy most of the time, I resort to calling other people that I
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know and trade with them...So fuck off l0ser r0dent (Catch the '0')...
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The Convict
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[> Numb: 97
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[> Subj: OY...
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[> From: DEAD LORD [#0714]
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[> Date: 04-JUL-86 08:13:19 PM
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For the last time:
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Convict, you are a typical shit fo' brains who has devoted his time to
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trading wares. Why? Do you have ANY skills? Can you program? Hack? Do
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you have any extensive telecom knowledge(codez, right?)? I seriously
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doubt it...
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[Reviews Sub-Board]
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[> Numb: 47
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[> Subj: SOME MOVIES
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[> From: THE CONVICT [#0421]
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[> Date: 02-JUL-86 06:22:59 PM
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Running Scared starring Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines was one of the best
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movies put out this summer. It was hilarious.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off was great, too. Matthew Broderick developed the
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character very well...Go and see it!
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Later-
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The Convict
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[> Numb: 48
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[> Subj: NONONO!
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[> From: DEAD LORD [#0714]
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[> Date: 02-JUL-86 08:43:44 PM
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No, sorry, everything you said was wrong Convict, basically you just
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suck...(wares that is...)
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[> Numb: 49
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[> Subj: BASICALLY...
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[> From: THE CONVICT [#0421]
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[> Date: 03-JUL-86 06:07:31 AM
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Dead Lord, you are the one who is a loser. Why do you fill up this sub with
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abuse, when the name is 'Reviews'. We all have our own opinions, and my
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opinion of you is that you suck...Oh, I forgot to mention what you suck....Yer
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dick...
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The Convict
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+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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! !
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! [#3] - The Cracksmith has always been one of our favorite rags. This guy is !
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! the true definition of his favorite word: "moe". Drew (his name), !
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! is a conceited asshole and a new warez kid while he's at it. He was !
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! in a shitty group called "D.I.S.C." who's only cool member was The !
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! IC, who was probably [. . . . . . . that pesky line noise! . . . . !
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! . .] a member of (gasp!) Five-Star along with Gadget Master. This !
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! went under, as much Drew's fault as Larry's. (Both are assholes). !
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! Finally, TC is in L.S.D., the group who can crack nothing but SSI. !
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! However, most of the members of L.S.D. (Lone Star Distributors) are !
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! cool (ie: The Duplicator, Digital Monk, Parity Error, etc.). He also !
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! had a rad adventure board up called "The Forge". It charged you $10 !
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! just to become validated; no other exceptions! The board was TTD by !
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! The Atom (See #4), which sucked beyond belief. Drew is now pretty !
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! much "out of it" (thank god!), but he still can be occasionally !
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! caught on the Triton's rodent system: 201-256-4202. Give it a call !
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! and leave him some mail... tell 'em 4800 club sent ya! !
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! [#4] - The Atom is some asshole who wrote this shit bbs called TTD. To show !
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! how shitty it is, just look how many of them are still running. Hmm, !
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! let's see, uhhh....None! Ok, enough of that. Mark (his name) was in !
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! L.S.D., Extension 1200, and Five Star. Which of these groups are !
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! still cracking? Well, to tell the truth, he is not even in L.S.D !
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! anymore..Must have been kicked out for showing no progress in his !
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! cracking ability. We must say, the zenith of his career was when !
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! he cracked Winnie the Pooh! What a ware that was! He also supposedly !
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! was putting up Five Star Elite...We're still waiting! Call it one of !
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! these days...512-447-6882...Mark was also the one who basically got !
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! the whole pirate world mad at him for writing the loser list of 1984 !
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! in which he ragged on people such as Apple Bandit and Hot Rod. !
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! [#5] - The Triton is the greatest new wares kid we have seen. This asshole !
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! bought himself into First Class, Five Star, and Digital Gang. He is !
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! the one who [. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !
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! . . . . . . . . . . L I N E N O I S E S U C K S . . . . . . . . . !
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! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .] !
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! he get in return? His name on the ware! Wow! You can't get much more !
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! loserish than that. He also runs some suck ass cf called the Trade !
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! Centre. I think he sits by the computer, because every time I try to !
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! chat, it seems he is there. Maybe he is just jacking off in his room !
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! and the bells excite him. He is also bed buddies with the infamous !
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! Silicon Warrior (Casey). That guy is always at his house if Ed for !
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! some reason answers the phone. Hmm...what are they doing spending !
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! all this time together? Makes one think, eh? !
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! [#6] - The Hit-Man (Greg) of [414] is a warez baby too. What the hell was !
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! he doing in First Class when he couldn't crack shit? Because, he was !
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! friends with the Talisman, Rob, became famous. This guy is a total !
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! leech. He can't crack. He can't program. He doesn't have a social !
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! life beyond modeming. He gets warez all day. If he has 'em all, he !
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! gets 'em again! I don't think this shit-head has ever heard the !
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! term, upload. He was an assistant sysop on the Talisman's board !
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! The Refuge, before the First Class age. Rob was cool, but we don't !
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! understand why he liked this asshole. The only thing Greg ever did !
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! [ line noise! ] ed his "retirement notice" (sniff) on the Tavern. !
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! Basically, he just spent his life in the footsteps of the Talisman. !
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! However, it turned out that he wasn't diligent enough to learn how !
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! to really crack, so he begged Rob to put his name under "Special !
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! Thanx" on every First Class ware that The Talisman cracked. See any !
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! FC ware for verification... you'll find Greg's name on it, if Rob's !
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! is too. What a leech. !
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! [Numbers of the Aforementioned Losers]: !
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! !
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! Hot Pursuit (bbs)..............................................607-723-4617 !
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! Dead Lord (Draco Taven's #, but he calls there 24 hrs a day)...707-745-5805 !
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! The Cracksmith (home)..........................................214-642-3571 !
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! The Atom (bbs?)................................................512-447-6882 !
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! The Triton (bbs)...............................................201-256-4202 !
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! ...and his best buddy Casey (Silicon Warrior)..................201-278-9342 !
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! The Hit-Man (compu)............................................414-652-2946 !
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! ...and his mom's line..........................................414-652-5254 !
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The 4800 Club Elite..............................................[713] 497-6186
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Later,
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The Fugitive
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Micro Magician
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[4800C]-7/5/86
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