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52 lines
1.2 KiB
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here
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are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
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On Sears hair dryer:
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Do not use while sleeping.
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On a bag of Fritos:
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You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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On a bar of Dial soap:
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Directions: Use like regular soap.
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Some Swann frozen dinners:
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Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
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Fits one head.
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On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
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Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
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Product will be hot after heating
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On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
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Do not iron clothes on body
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On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
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Do not drive car or operate machinery
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On Nytol (a sleep aid):
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Warning: may cause drowsiness
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On a Korean kitchen knife:
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Warning: keep out of children
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On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
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For indoor or outdoor use only.
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On a Japanese food processor:
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Not to be used for the other use
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On Sainsbury's Peanuts
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Warning: contains nuts
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
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Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
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Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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