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! A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry !
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! !
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!!By The Highwayman, ! ! <haotic !!
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!! and The $muggler ! ! <omputing !!
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!With ideas from... !
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! Elric of Imrryr +-----------+!
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! Demented Hacker ! (C)1985 !!
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! Midnight Stalker +-----------+!
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! !
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!This File is Dedicated to Papa Smurf!
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! Call these cool BBS's !
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! The Black Musket Inn (415)659-1967 !
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! The Seadog BBSCC-Fur (415)657-9096 !
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! The Haunted House (415)941-7256 !
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! The Shrine of Chaos (415)659-1264 !
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Blue Smurf,
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Red Smurf,
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All we want is dead Smurf,
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Kill Smurf,
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Smash Smurf,
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Break, Twist, and Maime Smurf.
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Out comes a punk at dusk,
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Killing Smurfs is a must,
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Dead Smurfs feed his lust.
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He hates Smurfs,
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We hate Smurfs,
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Kill Smurfs.
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Take a Smurf,
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Blow up it's head,
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Smear around the blue stuff,
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Cause its dead.
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Point a gun,
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Shoot its face,
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Smurfs are a disgrace,
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To thee human race.
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Blue bodies,
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Blue brains,
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Smurfs drive me insane.
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White pants,
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Friends with ants,
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Goody goody oh so lame,
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Smurfs are gay all the same.
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Papa Smurf,
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Great Smurf War,
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Slam a Smurf in your front door,
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Live in the forrest,
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Underneath a tree,
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Kill a Smurf,
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Then go free,
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It isn't a crime,
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To maime or blind,
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Kut and Kill,
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Little blue pill,
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Kill, kill, kill.
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Smurfs are blue,
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Papa is red,
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Who gives a shit,
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Shoot them dead.
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Smurfs are shit,
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Shit is Smurf,
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Smear there asses in the turf,
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No Smurfs.
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Anti Smurf,
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Anti Blue,
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Anti Papa,
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Anti You,
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Kill Smurfs,
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Kill Papa,
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Win the war,
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No prisoners,
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Kill Smurfs,
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Everything that moves,
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Shoot that which is blue.
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Anti Smurf is good.
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Oh no!
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There back,
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Prepare for a...
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Neo Smurf attack!
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Pro blue,
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Little scum,
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Squish one under your thumb.
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Your all alone,
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In your home,
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You find a Smurf,
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Break its bones.
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Blender Time,
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Blue Shake,
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Kill it with a garden rake,
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Anyway you can,
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Rid this plane,
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Little blue people drive you insane!
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Global Domination,
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Mass Frustration,
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Nuclear bombs everywhere,
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Little children without any hair.
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Melting the hinges on your front door,
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Aftershock of the Great Smurf War.
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Take a Smurf,
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Smash it's head,
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Smash it,
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Smash it,
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Til it's dead.
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Smurf Smurf,
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Make me puke,
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Smurf Smurf,
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Use a nuke,
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Smurf go away,
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Smurfs are hella gay.
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Splat a Smurf,
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Melt and twist,
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Smash it's tiny, mangled wrist.
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Smurfs are dead,
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Smurfs are insane,
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Little blue bodies,
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Little blue brains.
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Smurf Smurf,
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We want you dead,
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Smurf dead Smurf chop off your head.
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Bloody Smurf,
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Cut Smurf,
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All we want is dead smurf.
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Take a Smurf,
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Stab it with a knife,
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Turn around kill Papa's wife,
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Use a pipe,
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Bludgean it to death,
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